[RE: a Walmart carrying Mamool, a cookie common in Arab countries, in their international food aisle (also featuring Eastern European and Hispanic food items)]
This world is getting ripe for the AC's appearance and only the Lord know how much more compromise we'll feed him when we'll agree to his one world government.
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...They HAVE heard of Arabian Christians, yes? Lebanese? Jordanian? Israeli? Syrian?
ETA: Now I notice the One World Government claim. Do they truly believe that God will only let such exist when the Antichrist appears? What would God have to lose from letting such form before then?
Evil Walmart! Carrying Evi Satanic Cookies!
Julian4jc ought to stay out of the toy section where THE EVIL SATANIC COOKIE MONSTER LIVES!!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid.
or maybe just groan and smirk.
What the hell do cookies have to do with the NWO?
I guess as a Canadian, I'm only allowed to eat moose meat and donuts.
Keep in mind that Julian4jc's post began with "If you can't beat them, join them!". {sigh} Does he truly think that if we "beat" Arabia, we'd be foisting Fig Newtons on them?
We may just be dealing with an ethnocentric edition of dispensationalism here.
Unless, Julian, unless... the cookies... ARE THE ANTICHRIST!
We can take no chances in these dark times! You must rush into your local Walmart with a baseball bat and begin smiting those cookies! Beat them, smash them, crush them! If any employees try to stop you, beat them too, they're in league with the dark one! Keep shouting about how beelzebub is inherent in the dough so people are made aware of the imminence of the second coming. Remember what Christ said about his persecuted followers being the most blessed.
Damn. Now I want a cookie.
Please remember, atheist satanist gay liberal evilutionist brethren:-
An antichrist cookie is a sometimes food!
So wait... You are whining about cookies. Read the main article its hilarious...
I mean it actually says that there are 550 items that are used to attract arabs...
Walmart is planning to serve cucumbers, squash and beans which are apparently found in the middle east. So basically they are increasing the amount of vegetables... Apparently this is acquiescing to muslims. Because the brits are not in the habit of making cucumber sandwiches.
Next they will ban lamb...
Crap! What do we do now? What about Mexican food? You know, the tacos and Spanish rice and all that? And the Italian food? Like spaghetti and lasagna? And Chinese food? And sushi?
I know what we should do! It's risky, but bear with me for a minute...
Lets eat it! Most of it tastes pretty damn good.
What would you like the food choices in Wal Mart to be though, I wonder? Good old ground beef and Hamburger Helper? Those pillars of American cuisine?
"This world is getting ripe for the AC's appearance ..."
Yep. Global warming will do that to ya, but, at least in my part of the world, we won't be needing to turn on the air conditioning for a good three months or so.
Oh, that's not what you meant? Sorry, I don't understand fundinese.
aside from teh cookie nonsense, what exactly is so evil about the idea of a signular governing force for the world? I've never seen the UN as any kind of threat and, given unrealistic improvement throughout, well, most of the world, it's only a few steps away from your grand delusion of the apacolypse. I'm not sure why God's got such a hardon for polotics anyway.
The ignorance in this post is hilariously pathetic.
So are my family and I doomed because we've had Greek food more times than we count? At Easter and Christmas, too, no less!
And it was the FOOD that made the little boy a backstabbing traitor in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe." The Witch gave him Turkish delight! Not the holy food items of Wonder Bread or hamburgers or hot dogs! Turkish delight, that disgusting Middle Eastern food from the heathen land of Turkey, that condemned the boy's soul from the moment it entered his mouth!
By the way, Septic Sceptic for the win.
Yes it was true. My deliciously evil masterplan was to make people eat arab cookies and drink unpasteruised milk (causes agnosticism you know) to bring about the end of the world. But I've been foiled by the constant (some may say paranoid) vigilence of Julan4jc.
I guess Death by Chocolate Chip(TM) is dead in the water now. It had such a great name and all...
They clearly wouldn't say Arabic food was evil if they'd ever tried it.
Pretend there is a picture of baklava in this space, I can't be arsed to find one.
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I absolutely love the world foods section of the supermarket - limited as it might be.
There are things in there that disagree with me and other things that I definitely like.
At one time - due to circumstances - I spent a few months eating halal food with a bunch of Muslims (it was cooked by a Glaswegian!) I enjoyed the experience and the food, and the company. It didn't make convert to Islam.
The Muslims I shared time with were in my opinion deluded but they were content with their belief and lot in life. They teased me and suggested I might want to join their religion, but they respectfully accepted my wishes not to. Never once did any of my Muslim friends tell me I was going to hell.
Well, yeah, Julian4jc jc
...it's a fucking cookie. Why in your right mind would you say that whole Antichrist thing over an imported cookie? I searched Maamoul (that is how you actually spell it) on Google and it looks good. Thank you, Julian4jc. You have done nothing to prove your statement, and you made me learn a new type of dessert.
There are Christian Arabs too, ya know...
It looks like that ripening process is veery slow, dearie; 6 years and 3 months later, and still no AC or Lord has arrived.
Confused?
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