(and why can't fundies spell atheist right?)
Why cant Athiest agree that they are anti-intellectual?
Please no rude ansers.
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... this is the third irony meter I replaced today.
Also, FFS, let this be Poe.
Make up your mind, Clovis. Ask a stupid question, get a rude answer. That's just the way it works. Dumbass.
Also, "can't" has an apostrophe, "atheist" isn't capitalized and is spelled with the "e" before the "i," there's a "w" in "answer," and have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Here is your ticket for the failboat.
If this was intentional, it is a fairly good joke.
Otherwise, it is just plain sad.
Why can't fundies just agree that they are lying, arrogant, stupid, willfully ignorant, anti-intellectual sheep who want to take us back to the Dark Ages? Please, no rude answers.
~David D.G.
Someday, I'll find a way to convert irony made by fundies to electricity and then we won't need any other power source!
We could just try burning them. Wouldn't be as efficient, but it would be a lot more fun.
Just think, every time we get a quote from some wife-beating rape-is-the-victim's-fault homophobic fucktard and tell them to DIAF, it would actually be a genuine instruction!
clovis with the fam
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People, Clovis is an atheist who puts these things out there to get the reaction. He does a pretty good job. It is hard to tell sometimes, but if you look at his history of questions and answers, it's pretty easy to differentiate the real from the put on.
I'm Balaam's A$$ on that site. (I'm not on that question though).
Here's another good one of his. I'm just pissed he didn't give me best answer ;-(
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080317123927AA6pRjc
Note the intentional flipping of their/there, the misspelling of and the use of the singular 'athiest' all three of which are commonly used by the fundies on the site.
That quote is pure perfect. First it states a completely outrageous lie that all Atheists are anti-intellectual then acts all high above it all with the sissy "Please no rude answer".
This person deserves nothing but rude answers (and someone should explaing to him/her what intellectual means).
Fuck you, buy a damn dictionary and learn spelling and the meaning of words before you misuse them dolt! In keeping with the obnoxious tone of the question, that would be answering in kind, and not considered rude in context. Have a nice day!
In the US, both Theists and Atheists alike generally have a contempt for intellectual endeavors. Theists usually err in that they think that their religious in belief is "truly" intellectual, whereas some atheists conclude that because they've made one logically sound decision (which is likely an emotionally-based one) that they've been conferred a doctorate in logic.
Clovis, let me be one among many that point out the stupidity of your statement, especially when taking into account you can't spell worth a damned, thereby proving fundies are the anti-intellectual ones.
Hilarious! So, Clovis dear, in what way are you using your intelligence and analytical thinking? It certainly isn't to study spelling and grammar. And your analytical mind seems to have missed the fact that if you are snooty towards people, they often give you snooty responses. Treat others as you want to be treated, remember? It works the other way too.
Rude is all I can think of at this point.
Go ahead, boil your bottom, son of a window-dresser. I burst my pimples at you. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
(and why can't fundies spell atheist right?)
"Why cant Athiest agree that they are anti-intellectual?
Please no rude ansers."
The only answer to this prime example of irony is 'Go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, fundy cuntbag'. That, or Clovis is a Poe, in which case I'd say '10/10. Now be raped by the horse you rode in on, then DIAF, you troll cuntbag'.
Please, no stupid questions.
To clarify, please, no idiotic moronic asinine mind-numbingly stupid questions.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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