Girls, even though your hormones are jumping all over the place, don't let a man touch you unless you are planning to marry him, be his wife, love him truly and be your children's mother. If you can't do that then go get your vagina sewn up like some of the women in Africa do.
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Yes, we christians want to do the same thing islamic primitives do.
Fundies are fundies, wherever you find them.
Fundies, even though your neurons are firing all over the place, don't let an opinion escape you unless you have thought it through, practise it yourself, and would do it to your own children or mother. If you can't do that then go get your mouth sewn up like some of the other brainless shrunken heads in Africa are.
Fixed (but still a stereotype).
Girls in Africa don't "have their vaginas sewn up" not to be tempted by men.
They're tortured so that they's stay in line and not all survive the experience.
Now die in a fire... slowly but immediately.
I'm guessing you are a guy.
How would you like it if I sewed your foreskin to your balls and then get Scarlett Johansson to strip naked in front of you? (Yes, I know that has nothing to do with the post but it's the closest thing to a man getting his vag sewn shut I can think of)
Hey you know what you should go the whole hog and get your clit removed (as some tribes in africa still do) so you can give your body to the procreation of children and don't let that pesky enjoyment cloud your true calling.
Which is to be god's incubator!
Yo fucktard, why don't you and others of your ilk learn to keep your dicks zipped up. Or to be as equally appalling as you are, have your dick inverted, and sewn shut, and kept there until some poor girl is forced to marry you. She can pick your stitches out on your wedding night. Yeah, that sounds fair.
Feel the Christian love!
Abstain or else! A shining beacon of humanity right here! [/sarcasm]
You know... women are human too, not dogs or walking uteruses...
That is just wonderful...So women cannot enjoy sexual experiences with the same freedom that men can, I assume? Since you are not demanding that men castrate themselves if they dare to have sex with a girl without an intent to marry and conceive children in wedlock, I am wondering where you get it into your head that women are the sole party who must bear the burden of responsibility here.
That Bibble has got you brainwashed good.
Why, because the man can't keep his pants on or what?. Are you telling us that infibulation is acceptable(and how are they going to have children, then? In Africa, at least, it's opened, for good, during the wedding night although, I know what I'm speaking about, sex and procreation become unbearable for most couples). Man, you have a serious problem with the opposite sex.
This is the entire post:
Excuse me, but if I ran planned parenthood, my counseling would be very simple and clear:
At least he also mentions cutting dicks off, but it's still fucked up and stupid.
Well, as long as they are consenting adults it is none of your business.
And name these tribes in africa or it didn't happen.
I read the rest of your post, condoms do work or are you one of the fundies the lie about condoms breaking?
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If you are suggesting female circumcision, DIAF!
"Girls, even though your hormones are jumping all over the place,..."
You can ease the effect with saltpeter. Of course, follow all label directions and use saltpeter only when fresh peter is not available.
"Planning to"? You're advocating fornication, a sin for which people are going to hell over.
If Melik isn't the devil, he is demonically influenced. He must be stoned to death.
So we guys can't hug our mothers , sisters, daughters, or any other female relative unless they marry us or sew their vagina shut?
You sir are one sick fuck, seek help!
Hmmm, castration, vaginal mutilation... Take a seat Melik, (you lick what?) i'll go and page Dr Freud.
Contract Ebola Zaire then die in a fire, on a boat, in shark infested waters, dressed as a clown and wearing women's underwear.
...Ow. Goddess, it makes ME hurt just thinking about it, and I'm not even a girl.
Oh yes, and you "no touching" rule is stupid as hell. I live for hugs.
So can we cut your dick off?
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Mix that with
Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Add to
Revelation 14:3 And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
And it really sounds like Jesus wants you to cut your dick off.
Doesn't say anything about a woman sewing up her vagina anywhere though, does it.
[i[ Free condoms? Forget about it, they don't work and it's like taking a shower with a raincoat on, besides making the the condom industry rich... they're laughing at you all the way to the bank.
How is using condoms like taking a shower with a raincoat on? That has got to qualify for non-sequitur of the month!
I use condoms, and so far: No STD's and no babies.
Hang on while I do a quick recount.
No STD's and no babies. Maybe you just aren't using your condoms right.
"Melik, even though your beliefs are jumping all over the place, don't let yourself give voice to them in public unless you are planning to think them through, support them with rational arguments, critically examine them from other perspectives, be willing to listen to and entertain other points of view, and consider their repercussions on other human beings, for whom you should exhibit some shred of empathy. If you can't do that, then go get your mouth sewn up, because you have lost speaking priveleges."
Fixed.
On the Fundie-Meter, can I vote this one a 6?
...Thousand?
Here's the whole quote when we were talking about the usefulness of Planned Parenthod just so you know the whole story:
Excuse me, but if I ran planned parenthood, my counseling would be very simple and clear:
Boys, even though your hormones are jumping all over the place,don't touch a girl unless you plan on marrying her, be her husband, love her truly as well as the babies and the family you make. If you can't do that then it's best for you to cut off your penis and bury it somewhere.
Girls, even though your hormones are jumping all over the place, don't let a man touch you unless you are planning to marry him, be his wife, love him truly and be your children's mother. If you can't do that then go get your vagina sewn up like some of the women in Africa do.
Free condoms? Forget about it, they don't work and it's like taking a shower with a raincoat on, besides making the the condom industry rich... they're laughing at you all the way to the bank.
What about men who have sex with numerous women? What about men who are unmarried and have had sex? What about the men who have children that they don't care for?
FYI, it's not always the woman's fault.
For the first time ever here, I say, DIAF!!!
*After* you get your anus sewn up.
Posting the whole thing doesn't exonerate you, Melik, it only makes you look even more retarded, insensitive and assholish. Congratulations on that, because I didn't think it was possible.
you lost me at 'be your children's mother'.
Bad things happen if you sew up a vagina completely, it needs a little drainage hole. Learn some biology before the weird sewing up or cutting off of body parts.
Boys, even though your hormones are jumping all over the place, don't let a woman touch you unless you are planning to marry her, be her husband, love her truly and be your children's father. If you can't do that then go get your tubes tied, and your penis/testicles cut off like some of the men in the Church did.
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