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Did you know that all bulls are males? How can these bulls mate to have more bulls? It's your funeral evolutionists. Admit evolution is a pathetic fantasy created by scientists because they can't accept God.

Eternal, Internet Infidels 51 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

This just in -- all hens are female!

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So, what's \"Eternal's\" idea? That bulls are some special species that cannot mate, and so the only eplanation for their continued existence is that they're immortal?

11/25/2005 6:00:54 AM

Darth Wang

Cows.....

11/25/2005 6:31:31 PM

Huffers

lol

1/22/2006 4:18:45 PM

Yahweh

BEST QUOTE EVER!

5/3/2006 12:14:02 AM

Julian

Oh no!

The fundy definition of 'kinds' has just sprung a leak.

God made two kinds of animals - those with penises. (eg bulls, stags, bucks, men, roosters, cobs, rams etc)

and those without (eg does, bitches, vixens, cows, hens, pens, ewes)



It does explain the fundy attitude towards sex!

Leviticus 19:19 (World English Bible again)
'You shall keep my statutes. \"'You shall not crossbreed different kinds of animals. \"'you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed; \"'neither shall there come upon on you a garment made of two kinds of material.

5/3/2006 10:02:42 AM

Julian

I can't wait to see this guy try to milk a bull. \"That's it, just grab the dangly bits and squeeze!\"

5/3/2006 10:48:11 AM

Zadic

Did you know all men are males? How can these men mate to have more men? I know what you're thinking...It hurts the brain to think about it. But, don't worry the bible will save the day...No wait, sorry. Even the people who wrote it all that time ago, were not as stupid as you.

6/23/2006 12:07:32 AM

Redhunter

If this isn't an intentional joke, then it's an unintentional joke. I laughed so hard I almost cried. This guy is the best!

6/29/2006 11:20:46 AM

Greebo

Damn, i am convinced, with this kind of evidence in support of Creationism you have to abandon Evolution.....

11/19/2006 7:32:50 PM

Lupine

This has to be a joke.

If it isn't, well, I'm still laughing.

11/19/2006 8:06:38 PM

Archaeopath

I clicked the link....

\"Internal Server Error\"

Says it all, I think.

11/20/2006 1:57:54 AM

HairlessMonkeyDK

Archaeopath Brilliant!

11/20/2006 3:19:07 AM

Jh

Good ol' Eternal.

He never fails.

11/20/2006 4:10:24 AM

Michael

My God, why didn't we _think_ of that? Cancel biology. Meeting adjourned forever.

11/20/2006 4:57:18 AM

The_Dude

I just love when one of these nuts comes up with an earth shattering observation they think has escaped the attention of every other person on earth for millenia, I love it even more when it's as stupid as this one. :)

11/20/2006 7:00:56 AM

lol

This is the person you can always trick with the joke...

\"if a rooster was on top of a house and he laid an egg, which way did the egg roll?\"

quality quote right here

12/14/2006 7:06:43 AM

Gargoyle


12/14/2006 6:26:43 PM

Joe

Please tell me this guy isn't really this stupid. I'm amazed he figured out how to operate a computer.

12/15/2006 4:22:30 AM

RFP15

I wonder if this idiot is aware that all heifers are female.

4/29/2007 1:51:11 AM

Laurel

No way. No fucking way. This has got to be a joke.

4/29/2007 10:12:56 AM

Jim

Oh dear.

We sure have a problem on our hands.

5/27/2007 2:19:41 AM

Eddie

"when you've been milking the pig in the past...have you ever noticed it only has one nipple?"

"yes, odd that...and an ENORMOUS pair of bollocks!"

10/14/2007 10:28:49 AM

BurntBush

LOL, Yer a city feller, ain't ya?

10/14/2007 10:48:04 AM

Tomby Stone

Oh LORDY I can't believe I almost missed this one. This is the best one yet. I've just been getting pissed off at quotes recently but this one's just beautiful, I love it. I can just picture a farmer looking out of his window in the morning, 'goddang it, there's another one of those bulls out there. where in the heck do those thangs keep comin' from ????'

10/14/2007 3:49:45 PM

Julian

Ohhhh, so that's what happened with the behemoth that 'God' made - he only made a boy behemoth. What a silly God.

10/14/2007 7:30:52 PM
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