ChristianChris #fundie

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How many times does not the bible say that being gay is wrong?!
God made man, and God made woman. Had God intended that anything else that is what he would have done. His plan was not for two men or two women to be together. I find it disgusting and horribly wrong. Gay people are scum. They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of. I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel.

Oh well, I guess our time will come with the rapture. Theirs wont...

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old comment by Grand Archblasphemer of York

The Bible actually does not address homosexuality all too often. In fact, the only books where it is specifically condemned in books that also contain commands for behavior that most Christians do not follow anyway (specifically, Leviticus). God may have made man, and made woman, but he also made other men and other women, and made certain ones among them attracted to their own gender. So, obviously His plan isn't as black and white as you make it, is it?

I find homophobia horribly disgusting and wrong...so, is the person who is most disgusted the winner by default, or do we need to have an actual reason?

The fact that you sympathize with Hitler executing ANYONE is very telling. Though I guess it is a symptom of modern day Christianity, because it is a murderous sentiment that is far too common amongst your kind.

"I think Christians are scum, and Stalin should have wiped them all out. I'm sorry, that is just how I feel."

And...no such thing as the Rapture, son. Feel free to idly await your own death anyway though...

old comment by Horsefeathers

"How many times does not the bible say that being gay is wrong?!"

That's some fine grammar you've got there.

"God made man, and God made woman. Had God intended that anything else that is what he would have done."

So says your unevidenced mythology.

"His plan was not for two men or two women to be together."

Your book says nothing about two women being together.

"I find it disgusting and horribly wrong."

Your personal opinion means precisely nothing to anyone other than yourself.

"Gay people are scum."

I'd take gay people over you any day.

"They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of. I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel."

You're a worthless, putrid, disgustingly vile excuse for a human being and you're taking up space and resources that could be put to better use. I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel.

"Oh well, I guess our time will come with the rapture. Theirs wont..."

Good god you people are idiots. There is no Rapture you ignorant lunatics! It's both non-Biblical and an addition to the Bible, both of which will see you in hell along with the rest of us godless heathens.

old comment by Øyvind

If you have to hide behind your god to get your point across, your point isn't strong enough to be fielded.

"They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of. I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel."
How incredibly short-sighted of you. You can't exterminate gays like you can exterminate Jews and Africans and Gypsies. A certain percentage of all populations is homosexual, it's that simple. All you accomplish by killing millions of them is generate vast amounts of sympathy for the survivors. What did Hitler accomplish by killing six million Jews? They got themselves their own country. They're protected nearly unconditionally by the USA. The antisemitism in Europe vanished (at least until Israel started breaking nearly every thinkable human rights law). Good job there, Hitler, you sure dealt them Joos a krushing blow.

old comment by buddtee

Why wait for the rapture .If you get to heaven now you'll get the best spots for you and your family .Don't wait until all the best ones are gone .Don't you want a cloud right next to Jesus . Then when your wife and kids and all the other fundies friends of yours become big fundie balloons and magically go floating off the planet and into space waving good bye to us poor domed suckers .You'll have the best spot and have ever thing ready for them ..YOU can introduce your kids to the big J.C who plays canasta with ever Wednesday .You can show her the best place to get her angel wings take the kids to Angel school teach then how to fly with their kiddie angle wing (oh and wont they look so cute flapping away there like a couple of angelic doves) ..And you can all take harp less together..oh my what fun and what a great place heaven is.There no are no gays or no libruls no lesbians or homeless people no with there pathetic poor homeless kids to muck and mess the place up because we all know haven is a so clean and all white and best or best of the best thing of all of all there are no democrats because everyone always votes republican it awesome .So like I said if the gay folks are getting ot you that much why wait.for the rapture .I'm sure god wont mind one his beloved souls come to him a bit early than expected, and we can all manage here on earth with out you , for the short time we all have until the rapture.

old comment by Riin-thrall

"How many times does not the bible say that being gay is wrong?!"

Quite a few. That's one of the many reasons why your holy book is complete shit.

"God made man, and God made woman. Had God intended that anything else that is what he would have done. His plan was not for two men or two women to be together."

And he also made gay men. And gay women. None of this "Satan did it" bullshit that you'd probably say in response to that, God is omnipotent so there's no excuse. Plus it's all mythology written in exponentially less enlightened days; most of it, particularly the rules surrounding the anti-gay passages, are just as, if not more, ridiculous. I really, really hope you aren't wearing clothes made of more than one fabric right now, or you're gonna be in the shit.

"I find it disgusting and horribly wrong. Gay people are scum."

Why? You're gonna have to give me a better reason than "because the Bible said so" before you'll get me to believe that what two consenting adults do without hurting anyone else is in any way morally reprehensible. If anything, you are disgusting for being such a short-sighted, bigoted fuckshit. People who think this way infuriate me.

"They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of. I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel."

...No, wait. You're disgusting for saying that. Seriously, fuck you.

"Oh well, I guess our time will come with the rapture. Theirs wont..."

Had a feeling you'd be a Rapture believer. Rapture believers do tend to think of themselves rather highly and of the 'unsaved' as scum worthy of apocalypse.

Fuck you. Again.

old comment by Xotan

How many times does not the bible say that being gay is wrong?!

- The word gay isn't even mentioned in the bible.

God made man, and God made woman. Had God intended that anything else that is what he would have done.

- hold it there. God made Adam, all alone. No partner. So Adam must have been wanking a lot before God noticed he needed somewhere to insert that penis God had given him. So God invented woman. And there must then have been a lot of incest to populate the earth.

His plan was not for two men or two women to be together.

- It doesn't actually say that in the bible.

I find it disgusting and horribly wrong.

- De gustibus non est disputandum. Your personal tastes are neither here nor there in the cosmic scheme of things.

Gay people are scum. They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of. I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel.

- Don't be dumb, be a smartie: go and join the Nazi party! So this is your version of Christian love for your neighbour? It makes a mockery of the whole Christian thing anyway.

See you in hell, for you are breaking the Golden Rule - Love God above all things and your fellow creature as yourself. And there is no escape clause because he or she might be gay. Did it ever occur to you that having gays on the planet might be part of the Divine scheme? Probably not, as I suspect you are a closet case anyway. Self hatred is usually projected out onto others.

old comment by Antichrist

Well since I'm procrastinating about some stuff I have to do...

Homosexuality
OT 6 times
NT 5 times

Lesbians Just the once
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Sins of Sodom?
Ezekiel 16:49 The Sodomites sins were pride, gluttony, sloth, greed, and failure to help the poor.

David was a Homosexual?
1 Samuel 18:1 And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.18:2 And Saul took him that day, and would let him go no more home to his father's house. 18:3 Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. 18:4 And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle.

1 Samuel 19:2 But Jonathan Saul's son delighted much in David:

1 Samuel 20:30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?

1 Samuel 20:41 And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times: and they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded. 20:42 And Jonathan said to David, Go in peace, forasmuch as we have sworn both of us in the name of the LORD, saying, The LORD be between me and thee, and between my seed and thy seed for ever. And he arose and departed: and Jonathan went into the city.

Jesus?
Mark 14:51 And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: 14:52 And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.

And as far as treating the poor, which seems to get forgotten on a regular basis
OT 37 times
NT 19 times

So which one do you think your God finds more important?
The thing mentioned 12 times?
Or the thing mentioned 56 times?

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Just some data. How many times does not the Bible say being gay is wrong?. I will hand out some information to you, Jesus was totally silent in this topic and St Paul only mentioned them ONCE, in a private letter. The OT outlines it but very ambiguously and with another set of rules equally ridiculous that we don't follow any longer(by the way, it only refers to male homosexuality). Second, Hitler indeed killed homosexuals and priorised it but, you know, he was more obsessed with people who haven't even comitted a sin according to the Bible, none others than its authors, the Jews. You see, if that's how you feel, don't be suprised if people don't take Christians seriously.

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Yet God created animals and there seems to be a high incident rate of homosexuality in the animal kingdom. One species of primates, the bonobo, are nearly 100% bisexual. Furthermore, he created the human body so that it was possible to feel pleasure (gasp) from anal sex, for some people. Why, if he didn't intend that to happen, would he commit these two horrible lapses in creative judgment? What kind of a creator makes something feel good and then tells you to never do it?

And you aren't sorry about how you feel; being sorry means that you regret how you feel and are willing to try to fix the defect afflicted upon you by your upbringing and society.

Excellent point about incest above, since God only made two humans which necessitated incest for their children.

old comment by L

How many times does not the bible say that being gay is wrong?!
The bible also says that men wearing long hair, women wearing pants, women speaking out in church, and eating pork is wrong, but pleanty of "Christians" do those things.

I find it disgusting and horribly wrong.
I find the existance of people like you disgusting and horribly wrong.

Gay people are scum.
Whats wrong with being extremly happy?

They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of.
He did along with Jews, Catholics, Gypsies, the menatlly handicaped, and others.

Oh well, I guess our time will come with the rapture.
Matthew 16:28 “There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”
Jesus said that he would "rapture" his disciples during their lifetimes. Not 2,000 years later.

Now, stay the fuck off my teenspot.

old comment by Dr. Shrinker

"How many times does not the bible say that being gay is wrong?!"

The answer is none. Oh there are several points where homosexual behavior is condemned, but not homosexuality. That's because the concept of sexual orientation didn't exist in biblical times.

"God made man, and God made woman. Had God intended that anything else that is what he would have done."

As I previously noted, the bible does not address the issue of sexual orientation. If the bible is mute on the subject, how can you be sure that you god disapproves? The bible doesn't mention computers either, does that prove that your god disapproves of them?

"His plan was not for two men or two women to be together."

Or one man and multiple women, as in the case of Abraham, Jacob, David and Solomon. I guess your god makes exceptions for certain men.

"I find it disgusting and horribly wrong."

Then don't do it.

"Gay people are scum."

How many gay people do you know?

"They are ones who Hitler should have prioritized to get rid of."

So much for loving your enemies. For someone who calls himself a Christian, you don't seem very Christ-like. Cue Chris whining, "I'm only a human sinner," (as if that makes his hatred okay).

"I'm sorry, but this is just how I feel."

I don't doubt that is how you feel. Its your claims to be "sorry" that I call a lie.

"Oh well, I guess our time will come with the rapture. Theirs wont..."

Keep dreaming.

“Had God intended that anything else that is what he would have done. His plan was not for two men or two women to be together.”
He INTENDED Adam to be partnered with one of the animals.
But Adam didn’t pick the donkey, the sheep, the dog, the dove, the unicorn, the satyr, or any other beast mentioned in that book… Woman was a Hail Mary attempt to satisfy a choosy prick.

If the helpmeet search was for a sexual partner, then God’s plan was bestiality, not homosexuality.

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