Evolution is a religious fundamentalist cult with no fact. Creationism is based on facts of history.
ABC News: "Biblically Correct" Tour Guides
[3/22/2008 6:56:25 AM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
Can you prove that without using biblically-derived sources?
Evolution is scientific theory, nothing more. There is no dogma, no worship, no diety. Prove to me that there are.
Telling lies like this is not a very good way to gain entrance to those Pearly Gates, you know. You may think lying to get people to believe in your god is a good thing, but your god, through Moses, has said differently.
3/22/2008 7:03:25 AM
Moses was same as Hitler. End of discussion.
3/22/2008 7:17:05 AM
No. Your pastor lied to you.
3/22/2008 8:45:32 AM
The please mention those facts.
3/22/2008 9:02:26 AM
Return of Rob
3/22/2008 9:03:48 AM
I think you mean:
Creationism is a religious fundamentalist cult with no fact. Evolution is based on facts of history.
3/22/2008 9:16:38 AM
funky fresh salad
I saw the Nightline story about this. One of the tour guides said that dating fossils based on which layer of rocks they are found in is "circular reasoning". It was hilariously ironic and incorrect.
They're not dating the fossil based on the layer and the layer based on the fossil! The deeper down, the older it is. It's that simple.
3/22/2008 9:18:20 AM
Ah yes, the 'evolution is a religion' argument. Some people really can't concieve that other people's lives can simply have an absence of religion.
This frightens them so much that even a false religion is better than none.
3/22/2008 9:19:07 AM
You must have been a breech birth, because what you said was ass backward.
3/22/2008 10:00:04 AM
3/22/2008 10:01:52 AM
Oh look, it's Bizzaro Day in Fundieland again.
3/22/2008 10:33:47 AM
How...? I...I honestly don't understand...?
3/22/2008 10:48:20 AM
This guy should write "strawmen for dummies"
3/22/2008 11:07:05 AM
By the way, to make it more correct, he ISN'T lying. (Whoa, SURPRISE) He's just wrong. Which one is worse exactly?
3/22/2008 12:09:18 PM
Oh look, it's Opposite Day!
3/22/2008 12:09:43 PM
Shiny mirror-award, anyone?
3/22/2008 12:17:38 PM
3/22/2008 12:24:47 PM
Lord of the rings is based on the facts of history. I read thim in a book. These events were witnessed by eyewitnesses, one of whom wrote the book I read.
3/22/2008 1:14:27 PM
This is so freaking twisted it is incomprehensible. Was there any conscious thought in this statement at all? Any?
3/22/2008 1:37:35 PM
History is defined as written records. The time before the written word we call pre-history.
The no-brainer here is:
The birth of the universe is a matter of pre-history!
3/22/2008 1:43:19 PM
I just read this article and I have a strange sense that these people are involved with Hovind based on the stuff they're promoting.
3/22/2008 1:43:20 PM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
I'm sorry...I just can't stop laughing!
3/22/2008 1:44:33 PM
What do you say to a person who was socially promoted in his home school? Everyone walking around with this person should be forced to wear an "I'm with stupid" T-shirt by law.
3/22/2008 2:28:39 PM
It are facts. I know because of my great learnings. Etc.
3/22/2008 3:23:06 PM
3/22/2008 3:44:27 PM