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'sin' was devised by humans to protect themselves from each other, as a social contract.
Consensual sex doesn't hurt anybody, and it's no big deal.
Just use lots and lots of contraceptives and protection, and keep it quiet.
3/22/2008 9:40:54 PM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
That's right...having sex without a marriage certificate makes the Baby Jesus cry, and makes Satan rub his hands together in diabolical glee! Repent now, for doing exactly as every person is supposed to do and has overwhelming desire to do, without a marriage certificate, for that is a surefire ticket to Fundie Hell.
3/22/2008 9:40:55 PM
"Perhaps he may even suggest you guys should get married fairly soon .so satan can't tempt you with sex before marriage again."
This might explain why fundies have such a high divorce rate.
3/22/2008 9:56:42 PM
That's right, heap on the guilt and shame and make normal people afraid and ashamed of their own biological drive. Broken people like this horseshit guy have no business doling out advice when they themselves have their own issues to confront
3/22/2008 10:01:41 PM
Ah, the religion of love and peace...
3/22/2008 10:18:00 PM
God killed his own Son and his Son went to hell because of what you and your boy friend did.
And everytime you masturbate, God kills a puppy
Perhaps he may even suggest you guys should get married fairly soon .so satan can't tempt you with sex before marriage again .
Because your god knows it's better to marry someone when your unprepared, than it is to have sinful sex
3/22/2008 10:24:42 PM
Can't find a girl desperate enough to give you some, huh horsecrap?
3/22/2008 10:24:55 PM
Christianity: Instilling guilt that lasts a lifetime.
3/22/2008 10:28:37 PM
Yeah you sinful woman! The next time you're commiting vile acts with your boyfriend, just you think about how Jesus suffered for you! Just get a good clear mental image of him all sweaty and naked, getting a thorough flogging from those muscular Roman soldiers in their skirts...
Erm, 'scuse me a second, would you folks?
3/22/2008 10:30:47 PM
No guilt there. Convince the poor girl Jesus died because she had sex.
Make the poor girl responsible for all of your religious beliefs and intolerance.
No wonder fundies are such an angry, unhappy group of people waiting to be raptured away. I couldn't live like that either.
3/22/2008 10:39:47 PM
So what? Consensual sex is good (or should be.) Your answer, horsecramp, is horseshit.
3/22/2008 10:40:05 PM
"Why don't you and your boyfriend talk to your pastor about this?"
... and don't forget to give him a blow-by-blow description of all the juicy details, 'cos that's probably the only way he can get his jollies these days.
And if you have any photos or videos of it, all the better.
3/22/2008 10:50:32 PM
You say your Jesus won forgiveness for humanity, yet you have absolutely none for these two.
They fucked...get over it.
3/22/2008 10:57:52 PM
If biological urges are so bad that they drove God to commit temporary suicide, then why did He intelligently design us to have them? Oh, that's right: Everything that you like is the result of the glory of God, while everything that you don't like is the result of the fall.
3/22/2008 11:15:56 PM
Just repent on your deathbed... Jesus will forgive you
3/22/2008 11:25:22 PM
"It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us." (Rom 8:34 KJV)
What were you saying that he's in hell?
3/22/2008 11:30:33 PM
1 Corinthians 6:15-17 has hardly any relevance to the matter.
3/22/2008 11:38:27 PM
Your God did all that because two people were having sex? Isn't that a tiny weeny bit of an overreaction?
Is your God taking all his meds?
3/22/2008 11:49:24 PM
What did Jesus say to his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross?
"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday."
3/22/2008 11:56:22 PM
Cherry-picking the Bible for Jesus. How about Romans 1:29-31, that lists over 20 things you're not supposed to do, then Romans 2:1, that says we all do one or another of them and have no reason to gloat over what others do.
3/22/2008 11:59:08 PM
you and your boy friend had sex last night. Do you want to know how bad that was ? God killed his own Son and his Son went to hell because of what you and your boy friend did.
I think, actually, this line gets epic fail of the year.
How could Jesus go to hell? He was the only man who ever lived who was free of sin.
You don't even know you own religion you cunt.
3/23/2008 12:15:02 AM
"God killed his own Son and his Son went to hell because of what you and your boy friend did"
Hmm...I'm fairly certain that is not what I was taught at Sunday School.
3/23/2008 12:21:39 AM
The way fundies carry on about sex one would think that Satan invented it.
Well at least Satan is not a wet blanket like all these dreary fundies are.
3/23/2008 12:36:52 AM
I Hope they at least used some whips, whipped cream, and handcuffs.
After all, boys and girls -- he DIED for your sins; he didn't sprain his ankle. The least you can do is make the sins worth dying for.
3/23/2008 12:48:42 AM
Darwin's Lil Girl
I thought Jesus went to heaven...?
3/23/2008 12:59:23 AM
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