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Yes, Jesus is coming soon. What does "soon" mean?

I keep changing my mind from 5 to 30 years.

When I hear of the Jews are making plans for building the third temple, I get excited. I believe in a pre-tribulation rapture. So, if I am hear on Earth with the third temple, something has to be wrong with my theories.[...]

When I think about the whole world seeing the return of Jesus, my definition of "soon" moves to 30 years or more. My idea is that the whole world needs to be plugged into Fox news to know when to look for Jesus coming in the sky. I think that we are about 30 years away from every around the world getting cable.

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