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[After being told 'they mate with cows, you idiot']

Then, why don't the bulls that are born have some bull like features and cow spots? If a bull mates with a cow, wouldn't you get a female eventually? Evolution is dead water.

Eternal, Internet Infidels 31 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 36
WTF?! || meh
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Crosis

Oh man, that is rich. What's next, wondering why there are no female rams?

8/26/2005 4:27:23 AM

Papabear

What, only female bovine have spots? Is this guy the most brain dead anti-evolutionist ever?

2/24/2006 4:32:50 AM

CousinTed

I will now present the situation using the wonderful art of ACSII art:
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2/24/2006 4:56:41 AM

Redhunter

I've read this three times and I still laugh by the end. My favourite part is the end, where after his inane ramble he solidifies his position. Hil-fucking-larious.

6/29/2006 11:18:31 AM

Julian

Yes because all female bovines are Jersey or Fresian cows.

6/29/2006 12:17:56 PM

David D.G.

If this isn't a troll, it is possibly the stupidest poster on the whole Internet.


~David D.G.

6/29/2006 4:12:12 PM

SaneChick

I honestly wasn't aware it was possible to be that stupid.

11/24/2006 8:45:19 PM

Salvador

No, you moron, you will either get a cow or a bull. Approximately 50-50 is the chance. Go learn about what Mendel did.

5/25/2007 11:23:37 AM

Laurel

This again?! It really wasn't a joke?

5/25/2007 12:27:35 PM

Ambrielle

Pffft. Citykid.

5/25/2007 1:59:48 PM

Matty the Red


5/25/2007 5:46:23 PM

Kitourahime

Uh....

You...Do.

They're....They're called cows, hon.

10/26/2008 1:17:50 PM

aaa

EPIC STUPID.

10/26/2008 1:23:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in biology.

10/26/2008 1:23:28 PM

Joules

*weeps*


10/26/2008 1:39:15 PM

a mind far far away

I...don't know what to say...

10/26/2008 2:20:03 PM

dread

All I hear is:
"I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot.
Evolution is dead water."

Yep real convincing

10/26/2008 2:28:14 PM

Arts_Myth

Why don't you see any female stallions? And, man, don't even get me started on the evolutionary impossibilities that are geldings! You never see them reproducing, do you?

10/26/2008 3:50:15 PM

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Send him... to work at the dairy farms!!

10/23/2009 1:19:22 PM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

*bursts out laughing insanely and then pauses... breaks down crying* XD...... T_T
OH GOD people this stupid need to be euthanized.... shot or maimed so they can no longer breed their idiocy into this world.

3/13/2010 1:52:07 AM

Myrryr

How does this guy even remember to breathe?? Also, I REALLY want to hear him on the night he loses his virginity because I would suffocate I'd be laughing so hard.

12/29/2010 10:25:31 AM

Anon-e-moose

[After being told 'they mate with cows, you idiot']

"Then, why don't the bulls that are born have some bull like features and cow spots? If a bull mates with a cow, wouldn't you get a female eventually? Evolution is dead water."

Eternal had better not read about hybridisation in animals, if he knows what's good for him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebroid



Bunk off from all your biology classes at school much? Or just 'hoemskuled' eh, Eternal?

@Myrryr

"How does this guy even remember to breathe??"

Reminds me of the old 'Blonde Joke', about a hairstylist asking his blonde customer to remove the earphones from her head (leading to a Walkman). He keeps asking her to remove such, so he can give her the hairstyle she requested, but she says 'I can't!'. Boiling over with frustration, he removes said headphones, whereas she grasps her throat, struggles to take breath, chokes, and collapses dead on the floor. He picks up the headphones and puts them on, wondering why she needed to wear such. On a repeated loop, a voice says 'Breathe in... breathe out. Breathe in... breathe out.'

Ladies & germs, I think we may have found a rich source of Fundie Jokes: just substitute 'Blonde' for 'Fundie'*.

Not having any mind of his own, Eternal would need the same on an MP3 player. It's how his preacher ensures he gets his 'tithes' from sheeple such as him.

*- Q: Why does Jimmy Swaggart always have his underpants round his ankles?

A: To keep them warm.

X3

12/29/2010 12:28:50 PM

Anon

And this, my dear children, is what happens when someone gets home-schooled in a christian fundie household, and never ever gets teached in sex education.

Somebody should give "Eternal" a very basic introduction into how biological reproduction works.

12/29/2010 12:33:01 PM

Big One

This guy could actually be right.

I cannot believe we had gone through 3 billion years of evolution to end up with such stupidity.

Remember, kids : penis comes in, babies come out.

10/5/2011 5:06:04 AM

Michael

(twitch)

10/24/2011 5:30:29 PM
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