since (male) masturbation was a man touching male genitals, it would constitute a homosexual act, and therefore be a sin.
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Hey, alex872. Ever eaten shellfish? Then you're, according to your Bible, JUST as bad as TEH GHEYZ.
Anyone have that pic of the guy in the straightjacket yelling "LIBS LIBS LIBS"? Modified to yelling either "SIN SIN SIN" or "GAYS GAYS GAYS".
I don't own photoshop, nor do I have paint skillz, so...
And I though if you had sex with your clone, it would be considered masturbation.
Guess I should put my beginner chemistry set away.
Seriously, if God didn't want to enjoy sex, we'd reproduce like fish.
in a survey, 90% of all people said they masturbate, the other 10% are liars
does god want all men to contract prostate cancer?
No no no, I am not sexually attracted to myself, and thus not homosexual, but all discrepancies aside, he is still an ass
And guess what, women touch female genitals. They must all be lesbians. Oh my! what ever will the fundies do now?
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Think of the Cyndi Lauper song She-bop
"since (male) masturbation was a man touching male genitals, it would constitute a homosexual act, and therefore be a sin."
But when women masturbate... well, hot damn! Am I right?
Go on, follow your logic further. "since shaking the drops off is a man touching male genitals, it would constitute a homosexual act, and therefore be a sin."
Damn, most people here said it earlier and better.
So if gay sex is the same as having a wank, (neither of them forbidden in the ten commandments, btw), wanna come round to my place?
Which is odd since most men are thinking of women when the wank. Now if you are thinking of men, alex, well thats a different story.
And just because someone had to post it:
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So, masturbation is a sin because it is homosexuality? What if I masturbate my husband? Then it's not a sin because it is a woman touching male genitals?
Didn't think this one through, didja Alex? *snicker*
Following your ridiculous logic, I'm committing pedophilia every time I bath my baby son. Masturbation is not just the act of touching your genitals but also to apply it to some fantasy with somebody, of the opposite sex, maybe(although nobody in concrete). And what if it's a woman the one masturbating him?
"since (male) masturbation was a man touching male genitals, it would constitute a homosexual act, and therefore be a sin."
Not that there's anything wrong with that......
Well, then alex872, every male on the planet is then a homosexual. Every. Single. One. That means you. That would mean that god made every male a homosexual. That would mean that your innate hatred of homosexuals is actually self loathing and based on ignorance and arrogance.
What about women who masturbate? They are touching female genitals. Does that make them homosexuals as well?
Obviously, this leads to some very interesting questions about the human race.
"If a man lies with another man" is the general form of the quote you idiots keep on trotting out. It's vague, of course, because typical biblical prudery obscures clarity by preventing the authors from writing about specific details such as actual genital contact (anal or oral, both or neither? How about if two guys just kiss and cuddle? Kissing is viewed very differently in different cultures.), but it is clear (at least, by biblical standards) on one point: it needs two people , which excludes masturbation.
Septic Sceptic's idea for the win.
"So if I want to remain bi I have to touch female genitals as often as I touch my own? Well girls, you heard the man. Form a queue."
@flashbazzzbo:
Wouldn't that be incest?
Then I've been one of teh gheys since I was like...born.
I guess that makes Jeebus one of us too, since he most likely had a prong and two meathooks. That is, unless he could do that, "Look, guys, no hands!" thing.
Hah, I've seen this before. Well maybe, that depends on you and you may inadvertently be sharing some intimate details about you. That's fine. Personally, as a heterosexual man, autostimulation does not make me attracted to penises or to men. But I'm sure that you have many other anti-masturbation and homophobic arguments.
Confused?
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