Creationists have the BIGGEST advantage of all. THE BIBLE. It says right in the very first verse, "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." That's all I need to prove my point.
The Bible is PURE truth. If it says so, it is. Its that simple.
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This post is pure truth.
You're an idiot.
QED
'The Downfall of Lord of the Rings and the Return of the King', as related in 'The Red Book of Westmarch' is clearly the true pre-history of western civilization.
I mean, the book itself says it's true, how can you argue against that?
"Creationists have the BIGGEST advantage of all. THE BIBLE. It says right in the very first verse, "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." That's all I need to prove my point.
The Bible is PURE truth. If it says so, it is. Its that simple."
You poor thing you. What with being brainwashed and all.
The bible must be true because it says it's true and everything it says is true so it must be true!
:D :D :D :D
I love the magical world of rainbows and lollipops these people live in. I wouldn't want to live there myself, but it's still entertaining.
I am infallible.
You are wrong.
Whoops, sorry.
Fundamentalists semper errant. (fundamentalists are always wrong).
And we know this because I said so and I am always right, because I said so.
And one day Irreal did say: 'Beware the rationalization of fundamentalists. They are scared and willing to deceive themselves and others to avoid the source of their fear.'
And the people saw that it was the truth, and that none could argue such a point, for it had been said by some guy who then wrote it in a BOOK.
Looking at the site this comes from unfortunately confirms every prejudice and fear about fundies. Everyone else on the site tried patiently, repeatedly and at great length to provide examples, definitions and refutations.
Harmonyhorsegrl wasn't the worst, another fundie willfully chose not to understand anything and maintained evolution was a lie after 6 pages of educational material.
But......I have a bigger advantage: The Silmarillion ! It says in the first paragraph that Eru Illuvatar created the Earth! Tolkien* wrote pure truth! If it says so, it is! It's that simple.
* The Silmarillion sucks balls. Reading it is like masturbating with sandpaper: you'd do anything to stop. I just used it for fundie-bashing purposes.
Yeah, the classical fallacy: "The Bible says it is the pure truth -> Therefore the Bible is the pure truth"
A friend is a professor for philosophy and history. Once, when two Jehovas' witnesses knocked at his door on their proselytizing session, he amused himself by asking them to come in.
And then he started to tear them apart. Without mercy. As a professional academic, he is a master in all common lines of theological arguments.
The witnesses really made the argument "The bible says it is the infallible truth, therefore the bible IS the infallible truth!"
His answer: "I am the Emperor of China! I am the Emperor of China because I say I am the Emperor of China. Do you dare to object the Emperor of China?"
Even when it is demonstrably PURE bullshit. Bats are birds, pi=3, insects have four legs, and so on and so on.
Every day is Backwards Day in the world of creationists.
except for the parts that are irrelevant when they work against you. how often do you lock a woman away in some room for seven days hence when her flow arrives because she is to be unclean?
oh, and dont forget. you cant talk to her. or else you too shall be unclean for seven days hence.
Who created God?
If I say I need all your money, would you... Wait, that already happened to you, right?
That "tithing" thing; your pastor has probably convinced you to give him.. I mean his church, lots and lots of money.
All we Evolutionists have is scientific knowledge, advanced technology, billions of tons of fossils, intelligence, and vast quantities of evidence. Of course, none of that works on Creationists.
Have you ever talked back to your parents? Have you ever worked on the sabbath? Have you ever worn clothes of mixed fabrics? Have you ever eaten shellfish?
If so, you are to be put to death. The bible says so. The bible is PURE truth you know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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