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Atheists are dumb, they don't even look their own religion up, and don't even realize it IS a religion in its self. They hate christians because they say they're all self righteous but THEY'RE the ones who are so self righteous and out to get everyone who aren't like them.


Plus they're fags, their symbol is "the invisible pink unicorn"

twinrix, Gaia Online 71 Comments [3/24/2008 10:42:43 PM]
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#443249
freako104

Since when do atheists have a symbol? And I get more from you Christians than I ever do from atheists. And I'm not atheist. They aren't out to get everyone who isn't like them and they don't hate all Christians. And they aren't cigarettes.

3/24/2008 10:47:12 PM
#443251
LabRat

Ok, that last bit had me laughing in hysterics.

3/24/2008 10:48:03 PM
#443254
Nowonmai

You, little no brained fundie, are 'dumb'. Atheists don't have a religion, nor do they believe in Deities, hence the term ATHEIST.

As for invisible pink unicorns, get your nose off that glue tube for a while.

3/24/2008 10:50:26 PM
#443257
Berny

Obvious troll is obvious.

3/24/2008 10:52:32 PM
#443259
Xenu

Lol
We are the fags, but he is the one who play Gaia. Then again, I can find greater logical fallacies in that post.

3/24/2008 10:53:21 PM
#443263
tmr

I didn't know atheists had a symbol. That's news to me.

As for it being a religion, you are again showing your narrow minded ignorance. But, I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

Fags? I smoke the things but I don't know that there is any part of me that actually is tobacco wrapped around paper and plugged up with a filter.

Bigoted as well as narrow minded and ignorant. You're an all encompassing ass, eh.

3/24/2008 10:55:22 PM
#443265
The Watcher

Atheists are dumb, they don't even look their own religion up...

What's to "look up?" We don't believe in any higher power. Why is that hard to understand?

and don't even realize it IS a religion in its self.

How is atheism a religion?

Oh, okay, fine. You know what? You win. I fucking give up. Ball's yours. Atheism is a religion. Now, about those First Amendment rights...

They hate christians...

No, "they" don't do anything. Atheists are people, just like you, and every single one of us is different. EVERY ONE.

That includes our reasons for being atheists and the things we want out of life. We aren't the fucking Borg, and we don't think with a collective conscience. Now I'll accept your apology for presuming to tell me what and why I think.

...because they say they're all self righteous but THEY'RE the ones who are so self righteous and out to get everyone who aren't like them.

That's not true. Why just Friday I told my self-proclaimed "religious fanatic" friend that I would never try to talk him out of his religion because I consider it immoral, annoying, and pointless. You, however, twinshits, have opened yourself up to ridicule, so I'm returning it in kind. However, I defy you to point to any comment I've made, here or on my blog, that serves to try and talk people out of believing in God.

Go ahead, look. I dare you.

Plus they're fags, their symbol is "the invisible pink unicorn"

Factually incorrect, and even if it weren't, it would still be an irrelevant, fallacious ad hominem.

3/24/2008 10:56:39 PM
#443273
cyborgtroy

The Celestial Teapot will smite you for misunderstanding my religion.

Go on, smite him!

He's a-cooking up something....

3/24/2008 10:58:41 PM
#443284
Sinisterwing

What happened to the flying spaghetti monster?

3/24/2008 11:04:53 PM
#443287
Cabraxas

We have a pink unicorn symbol? Does the FSM know?

3/24/2008 11:06:28 PM
#443310
DW

People like this make it out that there is only one religion in the world and that Atheists hate them.
And anyone that plays online role playing games have no right to call any one fags, mean least fags get laid more!

3/24/2008 11:23:15 PM
#443311
Grand Archblasphemer of York

First, there is no dictionary that defines atheism as a religion. Second, we do not hate Christians, we dislike fundamentalist loudmouths. There is a difference (even if you cannot notice it). Third, atheists are not out to get anyone...yet.

And what part of associating something that is "invisible pink" with homosexuality would make you think that your last statement would do nothing more than show your idiocy and homophobia?

3/24/2008 11:23:25 PM
#443315
The Watcher

How can something invisible be pink? How can a symbol be invisible?

3/24/2008 11:25:33 PM
#443320
Antichrist

How is atheism a religion.

We don't have a deity
We don't have a holy text
We don't have rituals

So again, what makes us religious?

Edit:
I missed the Invisible Pink Unicorn, she doesn't hold a candle to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The only symbol is the Atheists of America symbol, but that's a club symbol.

3/24/2008 11:28:05 PM
#443331
Aethernaut

Uh oh, somebody doesn't get the joke and is insulting others to make up for their ignorance.

3/24/2008 11:35:11 PM
#443341
Old Viking

I thought I saw our symbol just the other day, but I couldn't be sure.

3/24/2008 11:48:06 PM
#443347
Frank

Course you guys didn't know we had the invisible pink unicorn as our symbol. It's invisible. We decided to go for that instead of the FSM as it was cheaper to make.

3/24/2008 11:55:06 PM
#443349
Reverend Davidius

pink AND invisible?

3/25/2008 12:02:48 AM
#443360
Invisible Pink Unicorn

You atheists!

Worship me, bitches!

3/25/2008 12:19:58 AM
#443366
Fishcakes

"The invisible pink unicorn," as well as the "grand cosmic muffin" and the "Flying Spaghetti Monster," are parody critters.

*makes point-going-over-head motion*

3/25/2008 12:25:20 AM
#443370
Lithp

I don't go around the internet saying:

"Christians are dumb, they don't even look their own religion up to see that it's a poorly-scripted mythology book. They hate atheists because they say atheists have no morals, but THEY'RE the ones who'd kill their children if Gawd told them to, and are out to get everyone who isn't like them. Plus they're assholes. Their symbol is a TORTURE DEVICE."

Labels are a bitch, aren't they? Although I find it hilarious that with all my exaggerating to make a point and a rant as bigoted as yours, I STILL told more truths than you did.

3/25/2008 12:27:17 AM
#443380
Mudflappus

Gee, another useless observation from a twelve year old who knows absolutley shit about nothing and wants to make sure the rest of the world knows it too. Run along little man, you're in the grown up sand box now.

3/25/2008 12:38:21 AM
#443398
Flying Spaghetti Monster

Puny Christian doesn't know the true path to be saved. Hey! Over here! No, not that guy, he's the Satan, I'm the real... oh, never mind.

3/25/2008 12:55:30 AM
#443400


twinox needs to read a dictionary to find out the meaning of atheism and religion. Then he needs to read his Bible, you know the "10 commandments", specifically #9, the one about LYING. And then the lying dumbass needs to pray for forgiveness from both God and man for mocking both of them with his bigotry and lies attributed to them.

3/25/2008 1:06:44 AM
#443401
agentCDE

And gaians wonder why that cesspit is mocked so frequently.

3/25/2008 1:07:11 AM
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