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The world is lucky that I am not God. I would not be gracious at all. I would start everyone out with a time out in hell just so all would know not to disrespect me.
[3/25/2008 6:04:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
and you wonder why you're not god?
3/25/2008 6:05:54 AM
So you'd be the asshole god.
3/25/2008 6:06:00 AM
Looks like someone has some self-esteem issues they need to work through.
3/25/2008 6:08:28 AM
Hey, at least he'd be an honest, consistent God. You'd always know where you stood with him. That would be a step up in the mythology.
3/25/2008 6:09:50 AM
3/25/2008 6:10:57 AM
My, isn't that a blasphemy if I ever saw one.
Enjoy your b&, Mike.
3/25/2008 6:12:27 AM
So, you're saying you could do a better job than your god?
Yer goin' to hell for that one.
3/25/2008 6:14:36 AM
Hope you don't take that line with your kids. "I'll just beat the shit out of the little fucker right off the bat then he'll know not to disrespect daddy." Most of us with a conscience would call that sociopathic.
3/25/2008 6:21:06 AM
Christ! Even Bible God isn't that much of a cunt!
3/25/2008 6:31:04 AM
Oh, you must be
of fun to live with.
You are lucky that I am not your wife. I would not be gracious at all. The first time you laid a hand on me or my kids, I would pick you up with my left hand and beat you to a bloody pulp with my right hand, just so you would know not to disrespect me.
My son-in-law, who once (and
once) hit my daughter, is not afraid of me without reason.
3/25/2008 6:32:23 AM
and that is why people think fundies are nuts.
3/25/2008 6:47:13 AM
A fine line between disrespect and hate. Wait a minute... no there isn't. Just because you are a cunt, does not mean that I have to respect you.
3/25/2008 6:49:28 AM
Ah, see, modify that just a little, and you understand why so many of us "hate" your God.
3/25/2008 6:53:33 AM
At least he's honest. An honest asshole, but honest.
3/25/2008 6:57:39 AM
The bible god is gracious?
3/25/2008 6:58:19 AM
Well that'd be significantly better than the current fuckasscuntGod you think exists, who has a tiny test and an eternity in hell, instead of a little torture and then a reward...
Fortunately for the universe your pathetic, pitiful, barbaric tyrant of a fuckasscuntGod is but a feeble figment of a collective deranged imagination.
3/25/2008 7:14:20 AM
Coming soon to a snuff cinema near you. Mike "Genghis Khan" Almighty...
3/25/2008 7:15:19 AM
Once again, no room for mockery.
Damn fundies... do you have to be THAT reprehensive?
3/25/2008 7:24:18 AM
If I was God, I would fix the world.
3/25/2008 7:44:02 AM
Vasectomy, hell- castration is more like it. Vasectomies are reversible.
3/25/2008 7:48:24 AM
Mike, if I was God, people as stupid as you wouldn't exist, except in fairy tales!
3/25/2008 8:28:04 AM
3/25/2008 8:36:16 AM
Someone is going to burn for blasphemy.
3/25/2008 9:05:10 AM
"The world is lucky that I am not God. I would not be gracious at all. I would start everyone out with a time out in hell just so all would know not to disrespect me."
That's because you're a sad, inadequate little man. We pity you, but fuck off anyway.
3/25/2008 9:59:23 AM
Because I would totally respect someone who put me in hell for a few days.
3/25/2008 10:16:24 AM