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The world is lucky that I am not God. I would not be gracious at all. I would start everyone out with a time out in hell just so all would know not to disrespect me.

Mike, RaptureReady 85 Comments [3/25/2008 6:04:32 AM]
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Reverend Davidius

and you wonder why you're not god?

3/25/2008 6:05:54 AM

Mike

So you'd be the asshole god.

3/25/2008 6:06:00 AM

Nibien

Looks like someone has some self-esteem issues they need to work through.

3/25/2008 6:08:28 AM

Dorkman

Hey, at least he'd be an honest, consistent God. You'd always know where you stood with him. That would be a step up in the mythology.

3/25/2008 6:09:50 AM

DinDC

Vasectomy... NOW!

3/25/2008 6:10:57 AM

DaMan

My, isn't that a blasphemy if I ever saw one.

Enjoy your b&, Mike.

3/25/2008 6:12:27 AM

approximate

So, you're saying you could do a better job than your god?

Yer goin' to hell for that one.

3/25/2008 6:14:36 AM

Lilith

Hope you don't take that line with your kids. "I'll just beat the shit out of the little fucker right off the bat then he'll know not to disrespect daddy." Most of us with a conscience would call that sociopathic.

3/25/2008 6:21:06 AM

Quasarsphere

Christ! Even Bible God isn't that much of a cunt!

3/25/2008 6:31:04 AM

Sweet Violet

Oh, you must be loads of fun to live with.

You are lucky that I am not your wife. I would not be gracious at all. The first time you laid a hand on me or my kids, I would pick you up with my left hand and beat you to a bloody pulp with my right hand, just so you would know not to disrespect me.

My son-in-law, who once (and only once) hit my daughter, is not afraid of me without reason.

3/25/2008 6:32:23 AM



and that is why people think fundies are nuts.

3/25/2008 6:47:13 AM

Mattural Selection

A fine line between disrespect and hate. Wait a minute... no there isn't. Just because you are a cunt, does not mean that I have to respect you.

3/25/2008 6:49:28 AM

BreeStar

Ah, see, modify that just a little, and you understand why so many of us "hate" your God.

3/25/2008 6:53:33 AM

anti-nonsense

At least he's honest. An honest asshole, but honest.

3/25/2008 6:57:39 AM

Ambrielle

The bible god is gracious?

3/25/2008 6:58:19 AM

Julian

Well that'd be significantly better than the current fuckasscuntGod you think exists, who has a tiny test and an eternity in hell, instead of a little torture and then a reward...

Fortunately for the universe your pathetic, pitiful, barbaric tyrant of a fuckasscuntGod is but a feeble figment of a collective deranged imagination.

3/25/2008 7:14:20 AM

Julian

Coming soon to a snuff cinema near you. Mike "Genghis Khan" Almighty...

3/25/2008 7:15:19 AM

Freboy

Once again, no room for mockery.

Damn fundies... do you have to be THAT reprehensive?

3/25/2008 7:24:18 AM

cyborgtroy

If I was God, I would fix the world.

3/25/2008 7:44:02 AM

Mageapprentice

@ DinDC-

Vasectomy, hell- castration is more like it. Vasectomies are reversible.

3/25/2008 7:48:24 AM

Julian

Mike, if I was God, people as stupid as you wouldn't exist, except in fairy tales!

3/25/2008 8:28:04 AM

toothache

Prick.

3/25/2008 8:36:16 AM

Prager

Someone is going to burn for blasphemy.

3/25/2008 9:05:10 AM

Sevagram

"The world is lucky that I am not God. I would not be gracious at all. I would start everyone out with a time out in hell just so all would know not to disrespect me."


That's because you're a sad, inadequate little man. We pity you, but fuck off anyway.

3/25/2008 9:59:23 AM

Jacob

Because I would totally respect someone who put me in hell for a few days.

3/25/2008 10:16:24 AM
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