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The world is lucky that I am not God. I would not be gracious at all. I would start everyone out with a time out in hell just so all would know not to disrespect me.

Mike, RaptureReady 85 Comments [3/25/2008 6:04:32 AM]
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#443604
Reverend Davidius

and you wonder why you're not god?

3/25/2008 6:05:54 AM

#443606
Mike

So you'd be the asshole god.

3/25/2008 6:06:00 AM

#443613
Nibien

Looks like someone has some self-esteem issues they need to work through.

3/25/2008 6:08:28 AM

#443616
Dorkman

Hey, at least he'd be an honest, consistent God. You'd always know where you stood with him. That would be a step up in the mythology.

3/25/2008 6:09:50 AM

#443618
DinDC

Vasectomy... NOW!

3/25/2008 6:10:57 AM

#443621
DaMan

My, isn't that a blasphemy if I ever saw one.

Enjoy your b&, Mike.

3/25/2008 6:12:27 AM

#443626
approximate

So, you're saying you could do a better job than your god?

Yer goin' to hell for that one.

3/25/2008 6:14:36 AM

#443633
Lilith

Hope you don't take that line with your kids. "I'll just beat the shit out of the little fucker right off the bat then he'll know not to disrespect daddy." Most of us with a conscience would call that sociopathic.

3/25/2008 6:21:06 AM

#443642
Quasarsphere

Christ! Even Bible God isn't that much of a cunt!

3/25/2008 6:31:04 AM

#443644
Sweet Violet

Oh, you must be loads of fun to live with.

You are lucky that I am not your wife. I would not be gracious at all. The first time you laid a hand on me or my kids, I would pick you up with my left hand and beat you to a bloody pulp with my right hand, just so you would know not to disrespect me.

My son-in-law, who once (and only once) hit my daughter, is not afraid of me without reason.

3/25/2008 6:32:23 AM

#443649


and that is why people think fundies are nuts.

3/25/2008 6:47:13 AM

#443650
Mattural Selection

A fine line between disrespect and hate. Wait a minute... no there isn't. Just because you are a cunt, does not mean that I have to respect you.

3/25/2008 6:49:28 AM

#443652
BreeStar

Ah, see, modify that just a little, and you understand why so many of us "hate" your God.

3/25/2008 6:53:33 AM

#443655
anti-nonsense

At least he's honest. An honest asshole, but honest.

3/25/2008 6:57:39 AM

#443656
Ambrielle

The bible god is gracious?

3/25/2008 6:58:19 AM

#443671
Julian

Well that'd be significantly better than the current fuckasscuntGod you think exists, who has a tiny test and an eternity in hell, instead of a little torture and then a reward...

Fortunately for the universe your pathetic, pitiful, barbaric tyrant of a fuckasscuntGod is but a feeble figment of a collective deranged imagination.

3/25/2008 7:14:20 AM

#443672
Julian

Coming soon to a snuff cinema near you. Mike "Genghis Khan" Almighty...

3/25/2008 7:15:19 AM

#443674
Freboy

Once again, no room for mockery.

Damn fundies... do you have to be THAT reprehensive?

3/25/2008 7:24:18 AM

#443683
cyborgtroy

If I was God, I would fix the world.

3/25/2008 7:44:02 AM

#443686
Mageapprentice

@ DinDC-

Vasectomy, hell- castration is more like it. Vasectomies are reversible.

3/25/2008 7:48:24 AM

#443691
Julian

Mike, if I was God, people as stupid as you wouldn't exist, except in fairy tales!

3/25/2008 8:28:04 AM

#443698
toothache

Prick.

3/25/2008 8:36:16 AM

#443708
Prager

Someone is going to burn for blasphemy.

3/25/2008 9:05:10 AM

#443720
Sevagram

"The world is lucky that I am not God. I would not be gracious at all. I would start everyone out with a time out in hell just so all would know not to disrespect me."


That's because you're a sad, inadequate little man. We pity you, but fuck off anyway.

3/25/2008 9:59:23 AM

#443738
Jacob

Because I would totally respect someone who put me in hell for a few days.

3/25/2008 10:16:24 AM
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