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Dear Susie:
I haven’t started shaving my legs yet, and I’m not even sure I want to! God didn’t talk about hair removal in the Bible, so I’m thinking it might be a sin to remove the hair on my legs. Does the Brio staff encourage shaving legs?

Frustrated, Brio Magazine, advice column 72 Comments [3/25/2008 5:26:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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Johannes9126

Damn, God didn't talk about writing silly articles to magazines or typing on a computer, too! So burn, witch!

3/25/2008 5:30:42 AM

Deimos107

Dear god women, get a life, i bet the lord didn't talk about crapping either

3/25/2008 5:31:51 AM

onoma

god didn't talk about deodorant either...

3/25/2008 5:33:42 AM

BreeStar

God didn't talk about a lot of things. Among them, keeping yourself fed. You should start starving yourself, you heathen scum!

3/25/2008 5:35:30 AM

Hey Zeus

Does it say anything about Brazilians?

3/25/2008 5:41:12 AM

Joe-Bob

calling all poes. Repeat, calling all poes.

3/25/2008 5:51:26 AM

Dorkman

i bet the lord didn't talk about crapping either

Leviticus 15:1-15

To Brio's credit, they also tell her she's being a little TOO strict about what's "sinful".

3/25/2008 5:52:45 AM

Ponder

@Deimos Actually, Deuteronomy (or Leviticus, I can never remember which) has rules about not crapping out in the open, and properly burying refuse. So.. yeah.

That being said, it's ridiculous to worry about these things anyway.

Edit: Aww, darn, I got beat to the punch..

3/25/2008 5:55:38 AM

Mike

God didn't talk bout the internet, so stop using it!

3/25/2008 6:07:23 AM

Mattural Selection

You could look at it this way: The bible doesn't say that removing the hair on your legs is NOT bad. Maybe it's a sin to not shave. You ever think of that? Huh? HUH?

3/25/2008 6:07:46 AM

Reverend Davidius

in that case, you ar a man's slave, to follow the bible literally

3/25/2008 6:08:14 AM

approximate

Shaved legs are immodest and cause men to have impure thoughts when you wear a skirt.

Therefore, it's a sin.

3/25/2008 6:12:23 AM

DinDC

Well, the Bible did say something about John the Baptist being beheaded, so I figure, as long as she has a razor all lathered up...

3/25/2008 6:16:28 AM

Ambrielle

Poe, but hellish funny.

3/25/2008 7:00:00 AM

Thinking Allowed

onoma said:
god didn't talk about deodorant either...

That's because anti-perpirants and deodorants are possessed by demons.

3/25/2008 7:13:53 AM

Freboy

@approximate

You're talking about girls wearing skirts that actually don't cover the ankles?

The horror...

3/25/2008 7:17:22 AM

Julian

Dear Frustrated,

You don't want to look like you evolved from a monkey do you?

3/25/2008 8:29:43 AM

ixolite

God didn't talk about computers either and yet your are using one.

3/25/2008 9:12:06 AM



And shave off your head while you're at it.

3/25/2008 9:41:31 AM

Cherry

Pedophile found.

3/25/2008 9:55:07 AM



What can I say?, the Bible doesn't speak about computers, dear Susies and advice columns.

3/25/2008 10:24:06 AM

Lou

If I were God I wouldn't really give a damn. Go ahead, shave your legs instead of looking like Chewbacca, I have bigger issues to worry about.

3/25/2008 10:58:31 AM

The Jamo

The bible didnt talk about driving cars, using computers and building particle accelerators either. You get my drift? No? Nevermind then.

3/25/2008 11:57:22 AM

Mister Spak

The internet isn't in the bible either so get off and never come back.

3/25/2008 12:04:56 PM

xander8

Ugh...you must be so nasty. Go buy a fucking razor and clean yourself up.

3/25/2008 12:05:48 PM
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