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Dear Susie:
I haven’t started shaving my legs yet, and I’m not even sure I want to! God didn’t talk about hair removal in the Bible, so I’m thinking it might be a sin to remove the hair on my legs. Does the Brio staff encourage shaving legs?

Frustrated, Brio Magazine, advice column 72 Comments [3/25/2008 5:26:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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#443576
Johannes9126

Damn, God didn't talk about writing silly articles to magazines or typing on a computer, too! So burn, witch!

3/25/2008 5:30:42 AM

#443577
Deimos107

Dear god women, get a life, i bet the lord didn't talk about crapping either

3/25/2008 5:31:51 AM

#443579
onoma

god didn't talk about deodorant either...

3/25/2008 5:33:42 AM

#443582
BreeStar

God didn't talk about a lot of things. Among them, keeping yourself fed. You should start starving yourself, you heathen scum!

3/25/2008 5:35:30 AM

#443591
Hey Zeus

Does it say anything about Brazilians?

3/25/2008 5:41:12 AM

#443600
Joe-Bob

calling all poes. Repeat, calling all poes.

3/25/2008 5:51:26 AM

#443601
Dorkman

i bet the lord didn't talk about crapping either

Leviticus 15:1-15

To Brio's credit, they also tell her she's being a little TOO strict about what's "sinful".

3/25/2008 5:52:45 AM

#443602
Ponder

@Deimos Actually, Deuteronomy (or Leviticus, I can never remember which) has rules about not crapping out in the open, and properly burying refuse. So.. yeah.

That being said, it's ridiculous to worry about these things anyway.

Edit: Aww, darn, I got beat to the punch..

3/25/2008 5:55:38 AM

#443609
Mike

God didn't talk bout the internet, so stop using it!

3/25/2008 6:07:23 AM

#443611
Mattural Selection

You could look at it this way: The bible doesn't say that removing the hair on your legs is NOT bad. Maybe it's a sin to not shave. You ever think of that? Huh? HUH?

3/25/2008 6:07:46 AM

#443612
Reverend Davidius

in that case, you ar a man's slave, to follow the bible literally

3/25/2008 6:08:14 AM

#443620
approximate

Shaved legs are immodest and cause men to have impure thoughts when you wear a skirt.

Therefore, it's a sin.

3/25/2008 6:12:23 AM

#443627
DinDC

Well, the Bible did say something about John the Baptist being beheaded, so I figure, as long as she has a razor all lathered up...

3/25/2008 6:16:28 AM

#443659
Ambrielle

Poe, but hellish funny.

3/25/2008 7:00:00 AM

#443669
Thinking Allowed

onoma said:
god didn't talk about deodorant either...

That's because anti-perpirants and deodorants are possessed by demons.

3/25/2008 7:13:53 AM

#443673
Freboy

@approximate

You're talking about girls wearing skirts that actually don't cover the ankles?

The horror...

3/25/2008 7:17:22 AM

#443693
Julian

Dear Frustrated,

You don't want to look like you evolved from a monkey do you?

3/25/2008 8:29:43 AM

#443709
ixolite

God didn't talk about computers either and yet your are using one.

3/25/2008 9:12:06 AM

#443714


And shave off your head while you're at it.

3/25/2008 9:41:31 AM

#443718
Cherry

Pedophile found.

3/25/2008 9:55:07 AM

#443748


What can I say?, the Bible doesn't speak about computers, dear Susies and advice columns.

3/25/2008 10:24:06 AM

#443766
Lou

If I were God I wouldn't really give a damn. Go ahead, shave your legs instead of looking like Chewbacca, I have bigger issues to worry about.

3/25/2008 10:58:31 AM

#443784
The Jamo

The bible didnt talk about driving cars, using computers and building particle accelerators either. You get my drift? No? Nevermind then.

3/25/2008 11:57:22 AM

#443794
Mister Spak

The internet isn't in the bible either so get off and never come back.

3/25/2008 12:04:56 PM

#443795
xander8

Ugh...you must be so nasty. Go buy a fucking razor and clean yourself up.

3/25/2008 12:05:48 PM
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