Quote# 36709

"I don't know if it's just me or what, but something hit me today. The bible tells us if we abandon Israel that we will be cursed by God...and does it not seem as if when a few months ago Bush got Israel & Palestine to come to an "agreement" America has been hit time and time again by stronger and longer storms...now maybe I'm wrong, but it seems that way to me."

dkwannabe, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [3/26/2008 2:02:17 AM]
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No, causality does not work that way.

3/26/2008 2:05:47 AM


Attempts to promote peace results in stormier weather?

I'd ask you how ridiculous that sounds, but you're the fucking idiot that wrote it.

3/26/2008 2:10:06 AM


I heard that people wear shorts more in summer than winter.

Ice cream sales are significantly higher in summer than winter.

Ice cream makes people wear shorts.

3/26/2008 2:10:42 AM


J. Kerouac said it best in The Vanity of Duluoz:

"Go droppeth a turd."

3/26/2008 2:23:31 AM


This guy got hit and now he's talking crazy. Tell Neuro we need a head CT stat!

3/26/2008 2:24:40 AM

Mattural Selection

At least you admit that you are wrong.

3/26/2008 2:30:51 AM


Play nice....the poor fundie's already admitted to being hit by something today. You can't blame him for not thinking straight.

dkwannabe, go with your first conclusion. You know, the one about being wrong. It's safer that way.

3/26/2008 2:31:17 AM

Wok in the ACT

"now maybe I'm wrong,... "

I reckon you should have stopped there and saved yourself the embarrasment!

3/26/2008 2:31:46 AM


"Bush got Israel & Palestine to come to an "agreement"

How dare two countries come to an agreement? The nerve of some people ...

3/26/2008 2:38:24 AM


"now maybe I'm wrong [...]"

You sure are.

3/26/2008 2:41:06 AM


Trying to get some peace for Israel is far from abandoning them.

3/26/2008 2:49:49 AM


Because you know that natural disasters never hit America before the agreement........

3/26/2008 2:56:44 AM


So, what did Bush do to cause Katrina?

3/26/2008 2:57:48 AM


Correlation does not equal causation! Can't you- oh forget it.

3/26/2008 3:09:17 AM

Reverend Davidius

coincidence does not make cause -> effect

3/26/2008 3:37:08 AM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

Where are these storms that you speak of? And how is helping bring about an "agreement" abandoning Israel? Even if it is ineffectual, we are still doing a damned good amount to support them, and thankfully they are probably our only real ally in the Middle East due to that. Isn't that good enough?

3/26/2008 3:37:45 AM


You are wrong. Brokering peace between Israel and Palestine is the best thing for the country. God tells us not to divide his land. Best we have everyone living together then killing each other and dividing God's land right? Ahh who am I kidding fundies are just a bunch of blood thirsty warmongers.

3/26/2008 3:39:02 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I don't get it;
It's cold in the winter and hot in the summer.
I just don't get it.

3/26/2008 3:50:06 AM


Oy! Evangelicals support Israel more than God does in the OT.

3/26/2008 4:14:14 AM


So if Israel were to, say, recognise same-sex marriages, if only those performed abroad, then you'd be cursed by God if you didn't agree with that, right?

3/26/2008 4:15:12 AM


well, you're wrong.

3/26/2008 4:29:41 AM


It's just you.

You do realise that book you are citing to isn't about referring to the US, don't you? Native Americans didn't really weigh into the Bible when it was written by Nomadic Middle Easterners.

3/26/2008 4:48:26 AM

The Jamo

Well, there's a major fucking stretch if I ever saw one.

3/26/2008 5:19:05 AM

Sweet Violet

Um...has it occurred to you that the Israel of today is not the Israel of the bible? What if the Holocaust victims who settled there (by dispossessing the Palestinians) had named it Canaan or Nod or Xlotchitl...would you be so eager to support it?

If I name my big, beautifully landscaped garden "Eden," will you send me money to maintain and defend it? (There aren't any evil apple trees in it, just holy nectarines and blessed oranges.)

3/26/2008 6:16:36 AM


Hmm, "Diplomacy=evil, War=good" award.

3/26/2008 6:17:09 AM

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