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#444596
cyborgtroy
I wanna see that too..
Unfortunately, in my version, the zombies slaughter you for disrespecting their memories. And being an idiot.
3/26/2008 8:09:43 AM
#444598
Happymealungen
Yeah, we know.. Youre wierd.
3/26/2008 8:17:36 AM
#444600
Freboy
Go buy yourself some lottery tickets.
Your chances of becoming a millionaire are better than of seeing the Rapture.
3/26/2008 8:21:34 AM
#444603
Faintpraise
Wow...you *are* weird.
3/26/2008 8:25:38 AM
#444604
Quasarsphere
You're in a fuckin' death cult and you think you need to tell us you're weird?
3/26/2008 8:25:57 AM
#444609
onoma
...
o_O
3/26/2008 8:36:01 AM
#444610
3chordwonder
Remember...go for a head shot, it's the only way to stop them.
3/26/2008 8:38:09 AM
#444611
Prager
Oh, come on! This CANNOT be real!!!
3/26/2008 8:38:27 AM
#444613
aaa
It's the monster mash!
3/26/2008 8:40:41 AM
#444614
Mattural Selection
At what point did the rapture go from being "people being taken to heaven" to "zombie holocaust"?
3/26/2008 8:42:25 AM
#444615
Lou
Fucking creep.
3/26/2008 8:59:00 AM
#444616
MysticalChicken
Sooner or later they'll all be like "...and when Jebus comes back, he'll hand out free pie to all the believers!"
Actually, even I'd believe in the Rapture if there were free pie involved.
3/26/2008 8:59:36 AM
#444617
Sparta!!!
Ready the C-4!
3/26/2008 9:00:06 AM
#444620
Phonix
Don't you think they're taking this "raising the dead" thing a bit literally? What about people who were cremated? Or who have been dead for several hundred years and decomposed? What if several people have had the same molecule as part of their bodies during their lives? Who gets the molecule?
3/26/2008 9:05:53 AM
#444634
Princess Rot
What is this obsession that RRers have with zombies? They get crazier by the minute. They don't seem to realize that the Rupture was an 18th-century scam, and that it isn't in the Bible.
Monster Mash Award?
3/26/2008 9:26:35 AM
#444659
szena
You sit around waiting for a few piles of decomposed bone to rise out of the ground?
3/26/2008 11:06:11 AM
#444662
LexKitten
What the fuck?? What the fuck??? Seriously.
I can't believe you *actually* think thats gonna happen.
3/26/2008 11:14:56 AM
#444668
Sweet Violet
Morbid and sick.
3/26/2008 11:28:58 AM
#444677
Thundersqueaks
This would make a great plot for the next Romero film.
"Night Of The Raptured Living Dead"
3/26/2008 11:48:35 AM
#444686
Your whole little cult is just plain weird and ghoulish. You had a cool thing going about a peaceful place to meditate and talk to God, but noooo, you had to fuck it up by throwing in that stupid rapture bullshit.
3/26/2008 12:12:01 PM
#444687
Aethernaut
Wow. Just wow. What a pack of sickos.
3/26/2008 12:13:12 PM
#444692
*kneels* "Jesus, Son of God, what would you ask of me?"
*awkward pause*
Jesus: "Brraaaaaaaaains...."
3/26/2008 12:14:54 PM
#444695
Nowonmai
Dig a hole, and toss in a grenade. Wish granted!
3/26/2008 12:16:46 PM
#444697
You don't seem like a very pleasant person to be around.
3/26/2008 12:17:22 PM
#444710
Mr Smith
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.
3/26/2008 12:25:55 PM
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