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I was at the local cemetary this morning (Yeah, I know..I'm weird), but it is very peaceful there and there is where I can talk to the Lord. But also was eagerly awaiting for the Rapture as well. I wanna see the graves burst open!

FreeInHim, RaptureReady 83 Comments [3/26/2008 7:51:56 AM]
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Submitted By: lissie
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cyborgtroy

I wanna see that too..

Unfortunately, in my version, the zombies slaughter you for disrespecting their memories. And being an idiot.

3/26/2008 8:09:43 AM

Happymealungen

Yeah, we know.. Youre wierd.

3/26/2008 8:17:36 AM

Freboy

Go buy yourself some lottery tickets.

Your chances of becoming a millionaire are better than of seeing the Rapture.

3/26/2008 8:21:34 AM

Faintpraise

Wow...you *are* weird.

3/26/2008 8:25:38 AM

Quasarsphere

You're in a fuckin' death cult and you think you need to tell us you're weird?

3/26/2008 8:25:57 AM

onoma

...

o_O

3/26/2008 8:36:01 AM

3chordwonder

Remember...go for a head shot, it's the only way to stop them.

3/26/2008 8:38:09 AM

Prager

Oh, come on! This CANNOT be real!!!

3/26/2008 8:38:27 AM

aaa

It's the monster mash!

3/26/2008 8:40:41 AM

Mattural Selection

At what point did the rapture go from being "people being taken to heaven" to "zombie holocaust"?

3/26/2008 8:42:25 AM

Lou

Fucking creep.

3/26/2008 8:59:00 AM

MysticalChicken

Sooner or later they'll all be like "...and when Jebus comes back, he'll hand out free pie to all the believers!"

Actually, even I'd believe in the Rapture if there were free pie involved.

3/26/2008 8:59:36 AM

Sparta!!!

Ready the C-4!

3/26/2008 9:00:06 AM

Phonix

Don't you think they're taking this "raising the dead" thing a bit literally? What about people who were cremated? Or who have been dead for several hundred years and decomposed? What if several people have had the same molecule as part of their bodies during their lives? Who gets the molecule?

3/26/2008 9:05:53 AM

Princess Rot

What is this obsession that RRers have with zombies? They get crazier by the minute. They don't seem to realize that the Rupture was an 18th-century scam, and that it isn't in the Bible.

Monster Mash Award?

3/26/2008 9:26:35 AM

szena

You sit around waiting for a few piles of decomposed bone to rise out of the ground?

3/26/2008 11:06:11 AM

LexKitten

What the fuck?? What the fuck??? Seriously.


I can't believe you *actually* think thats gonna happen.

3/26/2008 11:14:56 AM

Sweet Violet

Morbid and sick.

3/26/2008 11:28:58 AM

Thundersqueaks

This would make a great plot for the next Romero film.

"Night Of The Raptured Living Dead"

3/26/2008 11:48:35 AM



Your whole little cult is just plain weird and ghoulish. You had a cool thing going about a peaceful place to meditate and talk to God, but noooo, you had to fuck it up by throwing in that stupid rapture bullshit.

3/26/2008 12:12:01 PM

Aethernaut

Wow. Just wow. What a pack of sickos.

3/26/2008 12:13:12 PM



*kneels* "Jesus, Son of God, what would you ask of me?"

*awkward pause*

Jesus: "Brraaaaaaaaains...."

3/26/2008 12:14:54 PM

Nowonmai

Dig a hole, and toss in a grenade. Wish granted!

3/26/2008 12:16:46 PM



You don't seem like a very pleasant person to be around.

3/26/2008 12:17:22 PM

Mr Smith

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.

3/26/2008 12:25:55 PM
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