I was at the local cemetary this morning (Yeah, I know..I'm weird), but it is very peaceful there and there is where I can talk to the Lord. But also was eagerly awaiting for the Rapture as well. I wanna see the graves burst open!
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Sooner or later they'll all be like "...and when Jebus comes back, he'll hand out free pie to all the believers!"
Actually, even I'd believe in the Rapture if there were free pie involved.
Your whole little cult is just plain weird and ghoulish. You had a cool thing going about a peaceful place to meditate and talk to God, but noooo, you had to fuck it up by throwing in that stupid rapture bullshit.
*kneels* "Jesus, Son of God, what would you ask of me?"
*awkward pause*
Jesus: "Brraaaaaaaaains...."
"*kneels* "Jesus, Son of God, what would you ask of me?"
*awkward pause*
Jesus: "Brraaaaaaaaains....""
Prof. Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
*Loads shotgun*
Ready whenever you are.
@ MysticalChicken - for me it would depend on the type of pie
Dear FreeInHim, Please speak with landmark from FFI(see above thread) he will be seeing a doctor that would be helpful to you as well.
Scene Two:
The graves burst open and the zombies start chanting, "Braains, Braaains".
They take a look at FreeInHim and walk on by, heading for the heart of town.
How many of you find the next post creepy?
Ron, we actually have our son buried in our back yard! We just couldn't bear to have his remains out there all alone. Since we live out in the county and have no restrictions, we were told by the mortuary folks it was okay. So now I will be able to witness my own son rising ahead of us!!!
I used to do that as a kid.
A huge mostly empty space to run around with, and stone monoliths to hide behind...
Plus the whole taboo aspect...
Good times.
Sorry. You're going to have to wait for Resident Evil 5 to come out like the rest of us.
I'd hang around in a graveyard to see Milla Jovovich. RI, he likes Miss Milla.
"I was at the local cemetery this morning (Yeah, I know..I'm weird)..."
Far from it! Lots of people visit cemeteries. That's why we have them, after all.
"...but it is very peaceful there..."
Cemeteries are designed to be peaceful.
"...and there is where I can talk to the Lord."
It's easy to see why a cemetery would cause someone to contemplate their mortality, and want to talk with any "higher power" they believed in.
"But also was eagerly awaiting for the Rapture as well. I wanna see the graves burst open!"
OK, you're weird.
Do you honestly think that the Rapture is going to happen while you're in the graveyard? Do you get some sort of gut feeling, "Well...feels like a Rapture today! Maybe I'll spend the afternoon in the graveyard, waiting." I mean, seriously?
"I was at the local cemetary this morning (Yeah, I know..I'm weird),"
No, really?
"but it is very peaceful there and there is where I can talk to the Lord."
Also because I'm a necrophiliac, but that's beside the point.
"But also was eagerly awaiting for the Rapture as well."
Any decade now, I'm sure.
"I wanna see the graves burst open!"
Oookay, back slowly away from the Internet...
Nothing really wrong with going to a cemetary for some reflection in quiet surroundings. I'll admit that I've done it too (at least I've lingered a while after visiting the graves of loved ones). If it makes you realize that life is precious and not to be wasted, all well and good.
But your reasons for being there suggest that you are a lot more than weird. You are fucking crazy, in a very sick kind of way. Also, you are stupid beyond words.
Why is it weird to visit a cemetery? I used to have a cemetery on my way home from work. If it was daylight, I went through the cemetery, as - like you say - it's very peaceful in there. If it was night-time, I went alongside the outer wall instead, and if it was around the witching hour, I went past VERY fast.
Have you been visiting the cemetery every morning for 6 years, waiting for the Rapture?
Then I agree; you are weird.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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