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Loch Ness has been the site of much occult or paranormal activity including UFO activity, 'Grey' sightings, etc. Aliester Crowlay, the Satanist-Illuminist founder of the O.T.O. or Ordo Templi Orientis, claimed to be in contact with 'The Beast' of the Loch. He owned a mansion on the shores of the loch and this same mansion later became the residence of the British occultist Jimmy Page, who not only played with the British Rock group Led Zeppelin but also owned a large bookstore dealing with witchcraft and the occult. Being aquatic in nature and having lost the use of their limbs via atrophication and mutation, this branch of the "serpent race" is allegedly used for long-range 'psychic' warfare and occult manipulation of the human race.

Sherry Shriner, sherryshriner.com 14 Comments [3/26/2008 2:24:36 PM]
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WTF?! || meh


Okay... Does it involve you taking LSD?

3/26/2008 2:47:37 PM

Darth Wang


3/26/2008 3:24:20 PM

Reverend Davidius

I can read this, but all I see is,"claim claim claim claim claim." Where's the evidence?

3/26/2008 3:31:24 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

"...this branch of the "serpent race" is allegedly used for long-range 'psychic' warfare and occult manipulation of the human race."

And THIS is why I wear an aluminum foil hat!

3/26/2008 4:21:29 PM


serpent race? I thought it was the reptilians that were running the world.

Another group that should be locked in a stadium with a bunch of knives to "debate" their theories.

3/26/2008 5:15:00 PM

And you believed them because..................well, the fact that there is a very old legend which attracts idiots involved in New Age-like stuff and specially those involved in sex DRUGS and Rock-n-roll should not be considered as a possibility?

3/26/2008 9:49:21 PM

Old Viking

I'd like to see a serpent race, but I doubt if you could get 'em all to go in the same direction.

3/26/2008 11:13:03 PM


Jimmy Page plays a guitar.
Tar is part of the word guitar.
Tar is used in road construction.
There is a saying that, "all roads lead to Rome."
Rome is the heart of the Catholic church.
The first three letters of "Catholic" are cat.
Cats are used by Witches as familiars.
Cats also like to hunt mice.
Mice are also eaten by snakes.
Snakes are a kind of reptile.
It was a snake (Satan) that tempted Eve in the garden of Eden.
Therefore Jimmy Page is a Satanic Reptilian Witch.

QED (via non sequitur)

3/27/2008 2:57:10 PM

Blayze Kohime

Aleister Crowley was not a Satanist, as he died in 1947 and the Church of Satan was founded in 1966. Its neat how so many people think it existed as a religion before then.

3/27/2008 3:41:04 PM


Oh Shut up Sherry, your doing my head in.

3/27/2008 10:56:24 PM

The Eagle

OMG! You've opened my eyes! Of course! It all makes sense now! Nessie is a weapon of long range psychic mass destruction!

3/28/2008 7:09:23 PM


thundersqueaks, you could have just gone monty python and said that guitars are made of wood. :P

4/17/2008 6:16:46 AM

Jessie's Guitarist

BWAHAHAHA! Ow, my ribs. Aw, it's so depressing yet satisfying to see how stupid you are. Oh, people with too much time on their hands, oh, there's many people with too much time on their hands!

(Before anyone asks, 'twas toward Shriner)

5/26/2013 12:11:59 PM


At first glance I thought she meant the Jimmy Page was "Being aquatic in nature and having lost the use of their limbs via atrophication and mutation" and could only think "How is he playing his guitar, then?"...

5/26/2013 3:30:06 PM