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Quote# 36737

[[OP walked in on his roommate masturbating and wonders what to do about the situation from a Catholic perspective]]

Put up a picture of Jesus in his room, that will definitely get him uneasy, guaranteed.

Harmony1988, Catholic Answers Forums 65 Comments [3/26/2008 1:36:15 PM]
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#444760


I would say, IT'S A PIC.

3/26/2008 1:42:03 PM

#444762
Phonix

Alternatively, tell your roomate to lock the door next time, or go lock himself in the bathroom instead.

3/26/2008 1:43:59 PM

#444765
Titania

Um, knock before entering?

3/26/2008 1:44:39 PM

#444766
Ian

nah, i've tried masturbating to jesus, I don't recommend it, you'll just end up with a beard and loincloth fetish...

3/26/2008 1:45:00 PM

#444767
lumax

Mind your own business unless he was doing it on your bed holding a picture of you and your mom +/- dad. ewwwwwwww

3/26/2008 1:45:22 PM

#444768
Blayze Kohime

Typical Christian assumption that everyone is Christian and respects Jesus. I pity his roommate.

3/26/2008 1:45:51 PM

#444769
rubber chicken

From a Catholic perspective, ask if you can join in!

3/26/2008 1:46:00 PM

#444771
KillWhitey

Circle jerk? If its good enough the priests and altar boys its good enough for you.

3/26/2008 1:46:36 PM

#444774
inmate22841

Immediately go to your priest and confess to having seen another mans erect cock. That alone must be worth 20 Hail Marys ( or a blowjob for the Bishop ).


3/26/2008 1:47:42 PM

#444777
LOLKILLZ

Invite the others in the quad! (That right? Never been to college.)

3/26/2008 1:48:23 PM

#444786
Mister Spak

Put a picture of cthulu in Harmony1988s room and lets see what she does.

3/26/2008 1:56:35 PM

#444795
Mr Smith

Well, if you want to know how to fix this from a Catholic perspective, you could always torture him for 3 months and then burn him with fire for his sins.

Bonus points if you can get him to repent before he dies.

3/26/2008 2:07:35 PM

#444796


Laugh and point!

3/26/2008 2:07:49 PM

#444799
Septic Sceptic

Put up a picture of Jesus in his room, that will definitely get him uneasy, guaranteed."

That won't be enough to rattle him. You need to do something to really shake him up, so he never masturbates again. Why don't you try dressing as Jesus Christ and hiding in his wardrobe? Then, when he's doing the nasty, emerge with a bang- maybe have a smoke machine running in the wardrobe for effect and play some dramatic music. You then leap on the bed and scream "I AM JESUS CHRIST AND I DISSAPROVE OF YOUR ACTIONS!" He may go into shock at this point so be ready to summon help, but otherwise have a dramatic exit ready. A flash-bang grenade works well, as the effects have a certain "Road to Damascus" quality that may well see you get a new convert!

Good luck in whatever you try to do! :-D

3/26/2008 2:08:43 PM

#444804
LadyJafaria

Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate?

3/26/2008 2:13:13 PM

#444811
Sinisterwing

From a Catholic perspective, just don't put up a picture of Mary, because the effects can be counter-productive...

3/26/2008 2:16:32 PM

#444846
Recoil

Uh yeah... trying to wank while looking at a bearded skinny man would make anyone feel uneasy.

3/26/2008 2:37:32 PM

#444851
approximate

What if he simply turns out the lights?

He could also try a variation on what the inquisitors did: put a veil over the picture so jeebus can't see him hone his bone.

3/26/2008 2:40:26 PM

#444852
Philbert McAdamia

A picture of jesus, you say - hmm, would a piece of toast that LOOKS like jesus do as well?

3/26/2008 2:40:47 PM

#444857
Brain_In_A_Jar

It doesn't even have to be a picture of Jesus; having your roommate start hanging his shit on your wall is probably enough to unnerve most people. It'd certainly piss me off.

Something tells me some of these guys haven't quite grasped how cohabitation works. Attempting to manipulate someone's behaviour, by trying to control the environment in his personally allocated area, is not exactly conducive to the mutual respect of privacy that is the bedrock of a good relationship with your roommate.

His room, his business. Learn to knock on doors that aren't yours, instead of just barging in.

3/26/2008 2:42:50 PM

#444859
aaa

And the jesus fetish begins...

3/26/2008 2:46:16 PM

#444866
cyborgtroy

Don't put up a picture of Jesus, that might tempt you.

Yes, lock the door.

3/26/2008 2:51:33 PM

#444872
Frank

Ah yes, being used for making wankers uneasy must make the crucifiction completely worth it.

3/26/2008 2:56:18 PM

#444883
Nirjuana

Get a lock perhaps?

3/26/2008 3:09:24 PM

#444886
Seamus D

Or hornier!

3/26/2008 3:10:45 PM
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