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The best thing about the Left Behind books is the way the non-Christians get their guts pulled out by God.

15-year old fundamentalist fan of the Left Behind series, Joe Bageant 66 Comments [3/26/2008 6:01:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Tallon
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Osiris

Oh well. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

3/26/2008 6:05:26 PM

LOLKILLZ

Mutilation for Jesus!

3/26/2008 6:11:04 PM

Ian

I watched a few of the movies with my now ex-girlfriend... she cheered and laughed when the christian guys were able to walk past the evil guys without being seen. (or something like that) so that, combined with her hating "carnival" (to the point of refusing to watch more than one episode) because there were tarot cards in it, lead me to think that maybe, just maybe, i was dating a fundie.

3/26/2008 6:11:54 PM

Arrogant Atheist

Sadism for Jesus!

3/26/2008 6:12:02 PM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

Sounds like the God that we've all come to know and love...is it any wonder why those non-Christians that God treats so justly and mercifully refuse to convert to Christianity?

Even if the Christian God existed, he would not be worth worshipping. He would not deserve the respect that Christians give him, let alone worship. But, luckily, I doubt that is the issue, so the faithful can continue to get their jollies at the idea of those filthy non-believers being eviscerated by the favorite wittle magic man. Sadistic fairy tales are the only thing that keep such people placated.

3/26/2008 6:12:02 PM

Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery

YEAH! Show those godless bastards how much Jesus loves them! BTW, awesome name Grand Archblasphemer.

3/26/2008 6:22:06 PM

Jesus Klingon

Skulls for the etc etc.

3/26/2008 6:27:58 PM

Sideshow Bob

How sporting of you to just come out and say it.

3/26/2008 6:36:47 PM

Archaeopath

Joe Bageant Unidentified Teenage Moron for disembowelment! Oh no, wait, that actually works!

Edit: I stand corrected. Thanks boojum :D

3/26/2008 6:42:12 PM

anevilmeme

Remember the good old days when geeky, pimple covered kids quietly played D&D in their parents basements and didn't bother anyone?

3/26/2008 6:42:16 PM

Freboy

Confirms my belief that fundies are just people who need to feel superior. They thrive on the atheists around them...

3/26/2008 6:53:35 PM

funky fresh salad

I believe it was Jesus who once said "KILL KILL KILL!!!"

3/26/2008 6:54:20 PM

boojum

Careful, commenters. This quote is from an unidentified 15-old fundamentalist, *not* from Joe Bageant. Bageant is a good guy. I recently finished his book (Deer Hunting with Jesus); he's definitely on "our" side.

3/26/2008 6:56:10 PM

Mister Spak

The author of the left behind books must be gay:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=35728


3/26/2008 6:59:36 PM

Bluefinger

Jejunums for Jesus!

3/26/2008 7:06:18 PM

tmr

Killing innocent people for God. Feel the love.

3/26/2008 7:08:22 PM

Antichrist

And this is why Bin Laden states that 15-year-old-boys are the best for the front line.

By 25 they have better things to do with their lives than die for the cause.

3/26/2008 7:11:49 PM

Crazy Fundie

Aw, but isn't that precious. The little sociopath thinks he'd be exempt.

3/26/2008 7:22:52 PM

Pickle

If this god existed, he could come see about me on the block.

3/26/2008 7:27:28 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I must concur with boojum - this is not the Joe Bageant I love to read.

3/26/2008 7:30:25 PM

GigaGuess

GOD IS LOVE!

-_-

3/26/2008 7:34:37 PM

Mayhem

The Bible- The original torture porn

3/26/2008 7:41:02 PM

Old Viking

Pulling guts out is neat, but don't forget the vivid writing and intellectual content. Those elements alone would keep an ape amused for up to three minutes.

3/26/2008 7:52:17 PM

m52nickerson

Statements like this cause a sharp pain behind my left eye. Can "stupid" cause cancer?

3/26/2008 8:03:56 PM

Papabear

Yeah, it's just not a good book unless the people you unreasoningly hate get mutilated for their use of logic and clear thinking.

3/26/2008 8:07:14 PM
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