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Oh well. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
3/26/2008 6:05:26 PM
Mutilation for Jesus!
3/26/2008 6:11:04 PM
I watched a few of the movies with my now ex-girlfriend... she cheered and laughed when the christian guys were able to walk past the evil guys without being seen. (or something like that) so that, combined with her hating "carnival" (to the point of refusing to watch more than one episode) because there were tarot cards in it, lead me to think that maybe, just maybe, i was dating a fundie.
3/26/2008 6:11:54 PM
Sadism for Jesus!
3/26/2008 6:12:02 PM
Grand Archblasphemer of York
Sounds like the God that we've all come to know and love...is it any wonder why those non-Christians that God treats so justly and mercifully refuse to convert to Christianity?
Even if the Christian God existed, he would not be worth worshipping. He would not deserve the respect that Christians give him, let alone worship. But, luckily, I doubt that is the issue, so the faithful can continue to get their jollies at the idea of those filthy non-believers being eviscerated by the favorite wittle magic man. Sadistic fairy tales are the only thing that keep such people placated.
3/26/2008 6:12:02 PM
Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery
YEAH! Show those godless bastards how much Jesus loves them! BTW, awesome name Grand Archblasphemer.
3/26/2008 6:22:06 PM
Skulls for the etc etc.
3/26/2008 6:27:58 PM
How sporting of you to just come out and say it.
3/26/2008 6:36:47 PM
Joe Bageant Unidentified Teenage Moron for disembowelment! Oh no, wait, that actually works!
Edit: I stand corrected. Thanks boojum :D
3/26/2008 6:42:12 PM
Remember the good old days when geeky, pimple covered kids quietly played D&D in their parents basements and didn't bother anyone?
3/26/2008 6:42:16 PM
Confirms my belief that fundies are just people who need to feel superior. They thrive on the atheists around them...
3/26/2008 6:53:35 PM
funky fresh salad
I believe it was Jesus who once said "KILL KILL KILL!!!"
3/26/2008 6:54:20 PM
Careful, commenters. This quote is from an unidentified 15-old fundamentalist, *not* from Joe Bageant. Bageant is a good guy. I recently finished his book (Deer Hunting with Jesus); he's definitely on "our" side.
3/26/2008 6:56:10 PM
The author of the left behind books must be gay:
3/26/2008 6:59:36 PM
Jejunums for Jesus!
3/26/2008 7:06:18 PM
Killing innocent people for God. Feel the love.
3/26/2008 7:08:22 PM
And this is why Bin Laden states that 15-year-old-boys are the best for the front line.
By 25 they have better things to do with their lives than die for the cause.
3/26/2008 7:11:49 PM
Aw, but isn't that precious. The little sociopath thinks he'd be exempt.
3/26/2008 7:22:52 PM
If this god existed, he could come see about me on the block.
3/26/2008 7:27:28 PM
I must concur with boojum - this is not the Joe Bageant I love to read.
3/26/2008 7:30:25 PM
GOD IS LOVE!
3/26/2008 7:34:37 PM
The Bible- The original torture porn
3/26/2008 7:41:02 PM
Pulling guts out is neat, but don't forget the vivid writing and intellectual content. Those elements alone would keep an ape amused for up to three minutes.
3/26/2008 7:52:17 PM
Statements like this cause a sharp pain behind my left eye. Can "stupid" cause cancer?
3/26/2008 8:03:56 PM
Yeah, it's just not a good book unless the people you unreasoningly hate get mutilated for their use of logic and clear thinking.
3/26/2008 8:07:14 PM
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