Oral pleasure is simply masterbation between two people... Ergo, it is IMPOSSIBLE for two women to have sex with each other, it just cannot be done. All they can do is to masterbate each other.
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Ok, let's say these two computers represent two hot lesbians.
Now, to interface them, we'll need a crossover cable plugged into....
First, spell better. Second, if so, what's the big deal about gay marriage?(by the way, people of the opposite sex CAN masturbate each other)
"Oral pleasure is simply masterbation between two people... Ergo, it is IMPOSSIBLE for two women to have sex with each other, it just cannot be done. All they can do is to masterbate each other."
You've clearly never watched lesbian porn films, nor Yuri hentai anime, senor. You certainly haven't seen "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure". 'For those of you who don't habla '* (emphasis added):
Ted: 'OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?'
Bill, Ted: '69 , dudes'
Bill, Ted: 'Whoa.'
Not exactly a cunning linguist, eh? One Word: Tribadism. Ever hear of double-ended dildos? Annihilated argument much, senor BJ ?
*- Clint Eastwood, "Heartbreak Ridge"
@KR
"You've got quite a narrow definition of "sex" there, buddy."
With fundies it's not so much narrow, more one-dimensional.
Firstly, the word is masturbation, i.e having sex with yourself.
Secondly, fellatio and cunnilingus are forms of sex, and they involve at least one other person, i.e. NOT masturbation.
Don't like lesbian sex; don't have any, senor. Leave other people's lives alone, m'kay!
Nope. You're assuming that the only kind of valid sex involves vaginal penetration, which is a strange and untrue notion born of the "sex is only for procreation" meme still prevalent in US society. There are other types of sex, you know, and oral sex is one of them.
You need to come out from that cave you're living in, buddy. There's a whole variety of sexual activities that two (or more) people can partake in. Me, I think the tongue makes for a fantastic sexual tool.....but enough said.
Um, masturbation between two people is called, "Sex."
So, yeah, Samesex people having sex is people having sex. You may not like it, but you can't get to change the language to your bias.
Confused?
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