No, Jesus does not and would not smoke “marijuana”. But I can guarantee you something he will smoke..and that is your existence straight into the everlasting lake of fire where your complete and eternal destruction awaits you if you don’t make a change very, very soon.
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How the hell do you know if he smokes pot? You've never met him. (and if you claim you know him, you should be locked up)
Now get the fuck out of my country, asshole.
Can you show us in the Bible where it says Jesus didn't smoke dope? He drank wine and was known to hang about with sinners, after all. And he had long hair...and his disciples were all a bunch of long haired hippie freaks themselves.
And they challenged authority, too! What I have read of him in the NT, he didn't seem to be a particularly conservative sort of dude, but rather one of the society's provacateurs and a rather independent thinker, for his time.
Imagine...if Jesus had been a blindly believing sheeple like you he would never have said anything about casting the first stone or overturned the moneychangers' tables in the temple, or stepped outside the dogma of the Jewish faith of his time. So there wouldn't even be a christian religion for you to pervert and lie about!
For his time and place, Jesus was a shit-disturber. A radical. A trouble maker among the conservative culture of his society. Why would he NOT smoke dope?
Bong Hits 4 Jesus!
They don't call it the "righteous bud" for nothing.
And cannabis is a sacrament to the Rastas... they got so stoned, they think Haile Selassie was Jesus... pass the kutchie wit de ganja, mon....
No, Jesus does not and would not smoke “marijuana”.
And you know this how? (Without saying the bible says so or your preacher/deacon says so)
You do realise that cannabis is an herb, and Jesus partook in herbs.
A guy who was drinking so much wine, eating and having fun with friends, some of them prostitutes and sinners, wouldn't mind if anybody smoked a grass.
Yes he does. He told me so. He even called it gods own herb and he can turn daffodils into sensimilla.
I may have been smoking something though... I really should take the plastic wrap off my cigars :)
Chaaaaaarming... Sounds as though this one is the kind of small-dicked fuck who drinks half a keg of piss-water LaBatt from a hose; pukes all over the place; recovers enough to drink the other half of the piss-water; and then staggers around threatening the neighbourhood with a pool stick.
Meanwhile, the stoners are either asleep; eating well-prepared, ad hoc omelettes; or laughing at the stupid prick blathering about in the front yard with the pool stick.
Does the bible mention marijuana?
Jesus won't smoke a happy cigarette because it is a sin but it is perfectly acceptable to destroy a human being who doesn't live the way he says?
My, my, what a just and loving god you have. A bit contradictory and hypocritical, but just and loving none the less....
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana#History
"Cannabis has an ancient history of ritual use and is found in pharmacological cults around the world. Hemp seeds discovered by archaeologists at Pazyryk suggest early ceremonial practices like eating by the Scythians occurred during the 5th to 2nd century BCE, confirming previous historical reports by Herodotus. Some historians and etymologists have claimed that cannabis was used as a religious sacrament by ancient Jews and early Christians .... Elders of the modern religious movement known as the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church consider cannabis to be the Eucharist, claiming it as an oral tradition from Ethiopia dating back to the time of Christ, even though the movement was founded in the United States in 1975 and has no ties to either Ethiopia or the Coptic Church. Like the Rastafari, some modern Gnostic Christian sects have asserted that cannabis is the Tree of Life. Other organized religions founded in the past century that treat cannabis as a sacrament are the THC Ministry, the Way of Infinite Harmony, Cantheism, the Cannabis Assembly and the Church of Cognizance."
King James Bible, Genesis 1 vv 12
"And the Earth brought forth grass and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed itself was after its kind: and God saw that it was good"
Sirach 38 vv 4 (Apocrypha)
"God makes the earth yield healing herbs, which the prudent man should not neglect"
Dumbass. Read your own book. Marijuana wasn't demonized until the 50s really...The original bit was that weed made black people uppity and they used it to sway white women to their evil satanic jazz music.
Later, during the red scare, the government claimed it would make our nation's youth complacent and pacifist so we could be overtaken by those damned duurrrty commies.
The USA is the only country that has such a problem with marijuana. Mainly because of tight asses like you.
RETARD!
Never says he didn't in the Bible! Of course you fundies wouldn't know that, you don't actually read the book, you just quote selected parts told to you by your shepherds.PS I find it interesting that fundie preachers often compare themselves to shepherds since that implies that their followers are unthinking sheep!
Sweet Violet wrote:
"For his time and place, Jesus was a shit-disturber. A radical. A trouble maker among the conservative culture of his society. Why would he NOT smoke dope?"
Probably because it's difficult to do anything constructive while under the influence.
Yeah he probably didn't smoke it because he probably didn't exsist. But, for the sake of arguement, lets assume (as I see you already have) that he did exist. He wouldn't have smoked it, but Christ (the anointed one) may have done this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/24633187.stm
Sweet Violet wrote:
"Can you show us in the Bible where it says Jesus didn't smoke dope? He drank wine and was known to hang about with sinners, after all."
There are a surprising number of Fundamentalists who believe that the "wine" Jesus drank was in fact non-fermented grape juice.
This would explain the staunch anti-alcohol stance of the Women's Christian Temperance Union, and the Latter-Day Saints.
What about the time he healed the blind man? Marijuana treats glaucoma. Most of the Bible is metaphors. Maybe it wasn't an instant cure like it is presented in the Bible. Put two and two together and maybe it means that Jesus gave him marijuana told him to smoke it and he could see again, which would only work if he was just starting to go blind and probably would've left him with blurry vision.
"Yes, Dad, I've heard it all before."
<<* Junior climbs the stairs, packs his bag, slips out the window while his parents are watching a rerun of an old movie, and hops a bus to Colorado*>>
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