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There's a book I'm writing called "Evolution 4 Dummies". I'll give you a breif summary- free, at no cost to you: If evolution is undoubtly true, why are there still primates? Why haven't they evolved into humans? Why haven't we evolved into some other creature by now? I'll tell you why- because evolution is the equivalent to blowing smoke up someones hiny! No man will ever be able to truly prove this thought of evolution because it's just not solid. Now take into comparison, the Holy Bible (KJV)- with all of the milleniums man has spent trying to disprove and distroy the infallible Word of God- It's still here. The truth from the time Jesus Christ walked the earth till now is still strong and present. Now- there's no need to rewrite what the Bible says, but it's been rewritten not due to error in information, but simply for the convenience of man. "Proof" of Evolution will always be rewritten and changed because you can only keep up a lie but for so long.

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old comment by FMG

Its Evolution By Dummies really. Primates have extremely successful survival strategies. They are not going extinct. Evolution is a case of what works sufficiently well enough to allow the organism to have offspring. So primates are phenomenally good at surviving in arboreal environments. We left the trees and began to use our arboreal tools for other purposes. So our eyes changed to judge distances to throw things. Our hands changed to grasp tools and our feet became bipedal to take advantage of flat, open terrain. You somehow assume that they are not evolving.

Why haven't we evolved into some other creature by now?

You would not notice. Look it's simple. Whatever you've evolved into is "another creature." There have been dozens of major hominids, and all of them were "another creature" we just happen to be the latest and current incarnation.

I'll tell you why- because evolution is the equivalent to blowing smoke up someones hiny! No man will ever be able to truly prove this thought of evolution because it's just not solid.

Its called genetics. It shows we have common ancestors via the use of concepts of genetic linkage of mitochondria.

Now take into comparison, the Holy Bible (KJV)- with all of the milleniums man has spent trying to disprove and distroy the infallible Word of God- It's still here. The truth from the time Jesus Christ walked the earth till now is still strong and present.

The KJV of the bible is technically a very inaccurate form of the bible since it was written by one "King James".

Now- there's no need to rewrite what the Bible says, but it's been rewritten not due to error in information, but simply for the convenience of man. "Proof" of Evolution will always be rewritten and changed because you can only keep up a lie but for so long.

If there is no need to rewrite what the bible says, why did King James do it? It's not like it is the first or only English bible.

I'm doing an autograph signing in the Fall! Praise God

Oh crap, you're serious. How sad.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"There's a book I'm writing called "Evolution 4 Dummies"

Shouldn't that be "Evolution Written by Dummies"?

"I'll give you a breif summary- free, at no cost to you: If evolution is undoubtly true, why are there still primates?"

Why wouldn't there be?

"Why haven't they evolved into humans?"

I'm not so sure you're the best candidate to write such a book...

"Why haven't we evolved into some other creature by now?"

No, I'm absolutely positive you're not the right person to produce such a book.

"I'll tell you why- because evolution is the equivalent to blowing smoke up someones hiny! No man will ever be able to truly prove this thought of evolution because it's just not solid."

That's quite a scholarly opinion you have.

"Now take into comparison, the Holy Bible (KJV)- with all of the milleniums man has spent trying to disprove and distroy the infallible Word of God- It's still here."

Some of us, unlike the early Christians, believe it's wrong to burn books. Even books with no redeeming value such as your Babble.

"The truth from the time Jesus Christ walked the earth till now is still strong and present. Now- there's no need to rewrite what the Bible says, but it's been rewritten not due to error in information, but simply for the convenience of man."

Yeah, yeah.

""Proof" of Evolution will always be rewritten and changed because you can only keep up a lie but for so long."

Evolution is "rewritten" and "changed" because it's just like the rest of science: open to modification when new evidence arises that redefines our understanding of the phenomenon the theory attempts to explain. That's a good fucking thing to have unlike your Babble which hasn't changed in two thousand years and is just as wrong now as it was then.

"I'm doing an autograph signing in the Fall! Praise God"

Please tell me this tripe will be self published.

old comment by Swedish Pagan

I didn't realize that you were the dummy, until I came to the second sentence. Then it became painfully obvious.

Humans are primates, humans and other primates have evolved in to some other creature by now, namely humans and apes. We share a common ancestor; an apelike creature some hundred thousands years ago.

Evolution is not a thought, it's a theory about a process which goes on and on, whether we believe in it or not.

The KJV has only been around for a few hundred years, and it was soon rightfully accused of being a horrible translation/compilation.

As evolution is man's ongoing work of describing a process, it will always need rewriting, as we discover new facts about it all the time. As nature and its creatures evolve, so does the science of evolution.

So, how did the autograph signing go?

old comment by Swede

If you are writing it, it doesn't exist yet, Dummy!

Shouldn't you at least know the very basics of evolution, before you write a book about it?
You seem to know less about it than the average 12-year-old in Sweden knows.

Some of the primates evolved into humans, others evolved into baboons, macaques, gibbons, gorillas, Capuchin, howler and squirrel monkeys, etc. We're all equally evolved, as evolution is an ongoing process; the adaptation to changing environments through random mutations and natural selection.

We ARE in the process of evolving into another creature, silly-nilly. Just check again in about 100 000 years, OK?

Evolution is supposed to save people from drowning? Blowing smoke into the ass used to be the way to save people, ya know.

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Evolution has been proven again and again, probably every year since Darwin's days, perhaps even every day. It's more solid than gravity.

Only KJV is "the Holy Bible" to you? You worship the translation commissioned by "Queen" James to fit his agenda, do ya, you idolater, you?

Distroy? There are umpteen lists out there with all the contradictions and false historical "facts" in the Bible.
It's still here because it's a collection of myths and fairy-tales; why bother change it?
Each translation, including the KJV, has its errors.

Science is updated all the time, as we find new information and evidence all the time.
The Bible was found to be outdated shortly after the Nicene Creed, so no-one bothered to do any big changes to it.

Did anyone come to the autograph signing?

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