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Penis and vagina as proof of God? I know it seems vague but think about it. The penis can pee and have semen come out of it. Only a good designer can make it this way. Did it just "evolve" this way? How is that even possible? It is complex. The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb? How can it just evolve like that?

Eternal, Internet Infidels 38 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

I guess his point is that monotremes are the apex of creation.

2/24/2006 4:41:12 AM

CousinTed

This reminds me of a joke I once heard:

\"Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, \"It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.\"

Another said, \"No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems has many thousands of electrical connections.\"

The last said, \"Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?\"

2/24/2006 4:48:38 AM

Julian


Actually that's a point of extremely poor design! Same as having to eat through your breathing hole!

Hell, if you were going to design something - why not just run us off solar cells instead of making us have to eat at all.

2/24/2006 5:40:56 AM

Redhunter

\"vagina as proof of God?\"

I have to admit, I used to be sold on that one. For vagina truly is the world's most perfect food.

Ever have a drink go, \"down the wrong pipe\"? Why the hell is your breathing pipe located right next to your drinking pipe? Good design my ass.

\"The way babies are made is truly beautiful.\"

I have to agree with that one. I love to watch porn.

6/29/2006 11:14:17 AM

Eric

I have to say, I'm not a fan of both semen and urine coming out of the same tube. Along with the great ability for your nose to fill with mucus making it quite hard to breathe. How about leaving the testicles on the outside of the body. I know it helps to regulate temperature, but I'd rather not have a sensitive area of the body so exposed.

4/11/2007 2:04:21 AM

Frack

I see the \"Look-how-fancy-it-is-I-don't-understand-how it-got-there-Gawd-must-have-put-it-there-LAWL!\" argument is still being used.

4/11/2007 2:14:08 AM

Darwin

The penis can pee and have semen come out of it. Only a good designer can make it this way. Did it just \"evolve\" this way?

WHAT?!?!?! Do you know how many women have refused to go down on me because of just that arrangement? What the fuck does god have against my sex life?!

4/11/2007 3:28:07 AM

anti-nonsense

Appendix. Nuff said.

4/11/2007 3:52:20 AM

Laurel

Food can \"go down the wrong pipe\" for human beings and not other animals because our hyoid bone is in a different position, which allowed us to develop speech. Funny how god didn't see that coming.

4/11/2007 10:34:43 AM

JasoNF

Insert birth defect pictures here.

4/11/2007 1:46:40 PM

Puck

The prostate is a major fuckup, imo.

I agree with Redhunter about the baby-making process.

Yeah, why did He put the playground between the sewage plant and the river?

4/11/2007 4:55:06 PM

Space Chief

The penis can pee and have semen come out of it

The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was.

Praise be to Zardoz!

4/11/2007 7:29:13 PM

JP

I have to say, urethra mutlitasking is not my favorite feature.

4/12/2007 4:24:48 PM

tracer

This is the same "Eternal" who said that bulls couldn't have evolved because all bulls are male, isn't it?

10/24/2007 5:13:31 PM

Giga Guess

Eh? I'm sorry, but the penis is not one of those examples of where multi-tasking = perfect.

And I maintain my position. If we were created by a god that thinks sex is so icky, then why did he make it necessary for our continued survival? Why did he not make it possible for us to reproduce asexually, or, even better, just keep making us out of dirt?

10/24/2007 5:36:42 PM

clockworkgirl21

Come on, vaginas are much more gross than penises. Penises don't smell like dead fish.

5/1/2008 11:38:46 PM

BobMalarky

A good designer wouldn't invent the menstrual cycle.

5/2/2008 1:27:12 AM

Darwin's Lil Girl

It DID evolve. If God had designed my sexual organs to perfection, I wouldn't be getting my period every month.

5/2/2008 1:43:00 AM

Lainey

Clockworkgirl21, if a vagina smells like dead fish, there's something seriously wrong...

5/2/2008 3:37:07 AM

anonymous_troy

@Lainey: Yeah, it's supposed to smell like live fish.

6/20/2008 7:14:46 AM

agentCDE

Only a good designer can put the most sensitive organs on the OUTSIDE? I suppose you think Windows NT is a good operating system, too?

6/20/2008 7:20:24 AM

apYrs

"The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb?..."

but of course is doesn't always work perfectly (unhappily) despite god watching over the baby developing.

Or does god deform babies as a punishment of some sort?

6/20/2008 1:13:19 PM

BrotherofZeus

Umm, having a reproductive organ also be utilized for waste disposal is quite dangerous, and not particularly good design. Neither is having your respiratory system be centered around the area in which you intake food.

Also, this is all one huge argument from incredulity.

8/30/2009 10:32:59 PM

EvoPagan

No offense, but if I had designed all this stuff, I would have put the places where the waste comes out a little further away from the fun stuff, ya know what I mean???

8/31/2009 3:21:10 AM

Big Jilm

If anything what you state is support for the Argument of Unintelligent Design. What kind of fucking dumbass god would run the waste pipes through the recreational area?! What the hell do I have a tailbone for? My eye is wired backwards!

8/31/2009 7:33:12 AM
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