Penis and vagina as proof of God? I know it seems vague but think about it. The penis can pee and have semen come out of it. Only a good designer can make it this way. Did it just "evolve" this way? How is that even possible? It is complex. The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb? How can it just evolve like that?
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This reminds me of a joke I once heard:
"vagina as proof of God?"
I have to say, I'm not a fan of both semen and urine coming out of the same tube. Along with the great ability for your nose to fill with mucus making it quite hard to breathe. How about leaving the testicles on the outside of the body. I know it helps to regulate temperature, but I'd rather not have a sensitive area of the body so exposed.
Eh? I'm sorry, but the penis is not one of those examples of where multi-tasking = perfect.
And I maintain my position. If we were created by a god that thinks sex is so icky, then why did he make it necessary for our continued survival? Why did he not make it possible for us to reproduce asexually, or, even better, just keep making us out of dirt?
"The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb?..."
but of course is doesn't always work perfectly (unhappily) despite god watching over the baby developing.
Or does god deform babies as a punishment of some sort?
Umm, having a reproductive organ also be utilized for waste disposal is quite dangerous, and not particularly good design. Neither is having your respiratory system be centered around the area in which you intake food.
Also, this is all one huge argument from incredulity.
No offense, but if I had designed all this stuff, I would have put the places where the waste comes out a little further away from the fun stuff, ya know what I mean???
"The penis can pee and have semen come out of it. Only a good designer can make it this way. Did it just "evolve" this way?"
Gee... I dunno. That is a good point (sarcasm) why dont you ask a male dog whos penis seems to serve that very same function as a mans does? I mean after all... the design on that is just so unique expressly to human males only after all... (THICK LAYER OF SARCASM ALMOST ANGRY AT THIS INCOMPETENCE) ..... >.<
"The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb?..."
side note: are you a woman? have you ever been pregnant Eternal? vomiting? diarrhea? morning sickness? swollen limbs? sore tits? nausea? headaches and sometimes extreme illness out of nowhere? You call that period of a womans cycle in life BEAUTIFUL and GOD GIVEN? Ill stay a virgin thanks. Im not cut out to be a mother or a procreator for God then.
Fundie Thinking: Item #4
Just because it exists does not mean it was desinged, morons.
>>Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb? How can it just evolve like that?<<
Human gestation evolved the way it did because it was the first way that it evolved that gave a reproductive advantage.
An intelligent designer would have done better, like arrange things so that it was impossible for a baby to strangle itself on its own umbilical cord. Then the surgeon wouldn't have had to do the caesarian on my mother.
This proves that your god, if it exists, is a terrible designer who executes design features at which even a first year engineering student would scoff. Of course, this is not new; look at our eyes, pelvises, spines, sinuses, tracheas, etc. Why do these organs have such basic, and sometimes lethal, design flaws?
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