(FSTDT + CTSTDT combo)
I agree with Stein. Every natural history museum, every university bio department and every peer-reviewed science journal in the entire world is taking part in a vast conspiracy against the truth. Even religious leaders like Pope John Paul are in on it. We Christians need to speak out against these "scientists". What do they know? Just because they've spent their lives studying rock formations, that doesn't mean they can tell us how? the Grand Canyon was formed.
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Any geologist can explain in excruciating detail how the Grand Canyon was formed.
I know this because I spent two semesters (while pursuing my Biology degree) listening to a brilliant old fart of a Geology professor who spoke exactly like Ben Stein does.
We sane people need to speak out against these "creationists". What do they know? Just because they've spent their lives studying nothing pertaining to the subject matters they discuss, that doesn't mean they can tell us how their arguments make any sense.
One non-sequitur deserves another.
How can scientists be wrong, if faith alone never invented something like, oh, let's say an aqueduct which, for some strange reason, the ancients Greeks had, but in the middle ages everyone forgot. Also interesting, round this time, Christianity started getting real popular.
It seems to me that the amount of Christians is inversely proportional to global knowledge. I'm just saying...
May the farce be with you.
Just because they've studied something, they think they know better than someone who's never opened a book in his life?
NO WAY!
(And God said... blessed by the idiot, for he shall be my sucker for all time.)
I call Poe.
Some of his favourites are attacks on fundamentalism, religion in general and the Republicans, and he seems to be a fan of Barack Obama. I'm fairly convinced that there isn't a fundie alive who thinks Obama is the shiznit (aside from his being the Antichrist and bringing forth the Tribulation, etc).
Yeah let's stop listening to those scientists who discovered the cure for polio, got us to the moon, and the technology for the computer we're typing on. No let's get our scientific knowledge from a hack speechwriter for a dishonest President who got himself kicked out of office for dishonesty. You really are stupid fellshat.
Pope John Paul died years ago, you nutcase.
Also how do these nuts always find out about these "conspiracies" if they are so well hidden, you'd think if there was a conspiracy and random people on the internet could find out about them, they wouldn't have lasted very long in the first place.
I'd say this is a poe, but how do you explain the random punctuation, very tastefully employed in the last sentence? If it's a poe, he's done his homework.
Fundies really do have wild imaginations, don't they?
Every single nation in the world, even those that want to wipe each other off the planet, managed to get together and agree to the great conspiracy against all christians.
Sometimes, the total and complete ignorance, selfishness and stupidity of fundies astounds even me.
What is it about them that makes them so sure they are the ones who are conspired against? That's a pretty egotistical, arrogant position to take. "We christians are so important that the entire world is against us".
Yeah, fuck off.
Hooray! I'm part of a vast conspiracy against the truth! Why didn't anyone tell me this before? Are we in it for the money? 'Cuz I'm not getting mine. Or are we just doing it for lulz?
And more importantly, will I get first crack at the ABI machine if I tell everyone that my experiment will form a tiny portion of a paper that might get published a year or two from now that will extend our understanding of a small aspect of biology related to evolution?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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