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Specifically, you guys are up to around 1,000 alleged 'problems'. I (nowhere near being a full-fledged scholar in the subject) am up to 31,000. Yes, I would have to say that compared to even one as lowly as me you guys are in pre-kindergarden in this subject. Anyone that is objective and honest would have to agree with this statement.

Jorge, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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I have to say, I feel bad for you, fundie. I have 1000 problems but a bitch ain't one.

1/27/2010 2:19:11 PM

PiGirl13

What? There's only one comment on this thing - ONE COMMENT - and someone still beat me to the 99 Problems reference? You've gotta be kidding me.

In regard to the quote: Why are you treating "having problems", whatever you may mean by that, as some sort of academic field? Yet more evidence of the insanity of the fundie mindset.

4/10/2011 9:16:36 PM

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4/11/2011 4:09:38 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Specifically, you guys are up to around 1,000 alleged 'problems'. I (nowhere near being a full-fledged scholar in the subject) am up to 31,000. Yes, I would have to say that compared to even one as lowly as me you guys are in pre-kindergarden in this subject. Anyone that is objective and honest would have to agree with this statement."

As an objective and honest Atheist, I would never presume to debate you. (*goes into sarcastic mode*) Why, the very fact that there are so many Christian denominations, certainly doesn't expose the one inherent flaw in such a 'belief':

If they can't be all right, therefore they must all be wrong.

I'm not exactly an Emeritus Professor, least of all a scholar. But there's only one type of Atheist: we all acknowledge and accept that a 'God(s)' don't exist.

And that's a statement even a subjective religious fundie like you (and via the fact there are OVER 9000 denominations, thus by definition you are a Subjectivist Fundie) can never dispute.

Besides, there's no such thing as 'problems', only challenges. Opportunities.

'Problems'? As a US Marine would say, 'Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.'

Cry more, emo kid.

4/11/2011 8:56:26 AM
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