"Specifically, you guys are up to around 1,000 alleged 'problems'. I (nowhere near being a full-fledged scholar in the subject) am up to 31,000. Yes, I would have to say that compared to even one as lowly as me you guys are in pre-kindergarden in this subject. Anyone that is objective and honest would have to agree with this statement."
As an objective and honest Atheist, I would never presume to debate you. (*goes into sarcastic mode*) Why, the very fact that there are so many Christian denominations, certainly doesn't expose the one inherent flaw in such a 'belief':
If they can't be all right, therefore they must all be wrong.
I'm not exactly an Emeritus Professor, least of all a scholar. But there's only one type of Atheist: we all acknowledge and accept that a 'God(s)' don't exist.
And that's a statement even a subjective religious fundie like you (and via the fact there are OVER 9000 denominations, thus by definition you are a Subjectivist Fundie) can never dispute.
Besides, there's no such thing as 'problems', only challenges. Opportunities.
'Problems'? As a US Marine would say, 'Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.'
Cry more, emo kid.
