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#447977
MysticalChicken
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Father Evolution?
o_O
Also, please tell me how NOT believing that GODDIDIT makes me the crazy one?
3/29/2008 5:01:33 AM
#447985
Osiris
Wrong. It's Mother Hydra and Father Dagon.
3/29/2008 5:06:27 AM
#447992
LordJiro
So, according to Fundie Logic, God made this planet so...humans could fuck it up and he could start over? Alright, if you built, say, a guest house, and your guest burned the furniture, flung shit everywhere, and generally fucked it up so terribly that you'd have to rebuild it from the bottom up, what would YOUR reaction be? "Oh, seems they made a little mess. Ha ha ha." or would you be pissed?
If you believe God created everything, you sure aren't winning any points by breaking His stuff, jackass.
3/29/2008 5:12:41 AM
#447994
yarps
Yeah! After all, we know that the rapture is coming before all of the disciples are dead before 1000AD once Israel is refounded 1996 2000 2001 real soon now, so who needs a planet?
3/29/2008 5:14:43 AM
#447995
LordJiro
Oh, also: If you morons are so concerned about the Rapture, what if Jesus gets here, and he says "We're not going *ANYWHERE* until you clean up this mess?"
3/29/2008 5:15:33 AM
#447997
Don'tLookBehindYou
Your life DOES rely on trees.
And DON'T DISS DADDY EVO.
3/29/2008 5:19:04 AM
#447999
Ambrielle
This kind of approach is going to backfire on him badly. Even very religious types believe you have to look after the earth because 'He' made it.
3/29/2008 5:23:42 AM
#448013
Ignorance is so comforting, Ray.
3/29/2008 5:40:18 AM
#448016
Pwnzerfaust
Don't worry guys, we can fuck everything up and God will clean up our mess for us!
And they say atheists are atheists because they don't want to be accountable.
3/29/2008 5:43:45 AM
#448021
werewolf
At his age, Comfort still believes that someone older will come around and clean up his mess. Mentally, I'd say he's about five years old.
3/29/2008 5:51:31 AM
#448034
But Ray don't you want to take care of the bananas?
3/29/2008 6:04:07 AM
#448037
Jeremy PC
Ray Cumfart, so much ignorance in one person. If only he'd keep it to himself.....
3/29/2008 6:05:08 AM
#448039
Fanatic-Templar
'I don't care about ruining it for everybody, because daddy still likes me!'
And now we know why Manwë looks down upon humanity with contempt. Sometimes, I too wonder what Ilúvatar was thinking.
3/29/2008 6:07:03 AM
#448040
Goosey
"We don’t value creation as though our life depends on it."
Then you have no right to it. Get the FUCK off my planet.
3/29/2008 6:07:36 AM
#448054
Ok, when the rising of temperatures provokes draughts, floods and many other disasters which make this planet inhabitable, ask God to find another one. Good deal, isn't it?(after all, I wonder if he gave us the planet to wreck it)
3/29/2008 6:27:08 AM
#448071
approximate
I'd like to cover you in strips of bacon and leave you tied to a tree, somewhere in a fairly remote part of Canada.
Let's see if your god will protect you from the bears.
3/29/2008 7:20:07 AM
#448078
Thinking Allowed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't god ask Adam to tend to the Garden Of Eden?
3/29/2008 7:27:19 AM
#448084
Jacob
Eh, no dice.
3/29/2008 7:43:44 AM
#448094
cyborgtroy
Or we could practice conservation and not bother God.
Not incur his wrath.
*sigh* You stupid idiot.
3/29/2008 7:53:32 AM
#448117
gremlinn
The reason people like Ray Comfort get so upset when I say it’s good to cut off fundies' fingers is that this is all they have to spread their bullshit online. If they get completely mutilated, it’s all over for them. That’s what they believe . . . that indoctrination then ends. That’s unless Yahweh or Allah (whoever they believe made everything) miraculously restores their hands. Of course that will never happen, they have to wait for around 4.5 years for restorative surgery. That’s what they believe, and I guess that’s a little too long for them to wait. So they get antsy when reasonable people are a little flippant about the ol' butcher knife. But we can’t help it. We don’t value bullshit. That’s because we don't trust people like Ray Comfort to make sane decisions, and if fundies wreck this earth, we have no assurance that humans will be able to make all things new.
Fixed?
3/29/2008 9:09:39 AM
#448125
solomongrundy
I used to think Ray Comfort was just a bit stupid.
Now I think he's a genuinely evil bastard who's happy to see the world go to hell as long as he gets his tithe.
Bastard, bastard, bastard.
3/29/2008 9:45:10 AM
#448133
Sideshow Bob
This makes the Banana comment look sane and sensible, and I can only hope that he recants THIS statement at least as quickly. The Earth is our nest, and it's our duty not to crap all over it.
3/29/2008 9:54:26 AM
#448156
toothache
Hummers for Jesus!!
3/29/2008 10:25:07 AM
#448167
FMG
We get a bit antsy when creationists do anything because it is the equivalent of running with a lit candle in a fireworks factory. Trees are a resource. It is finite. If you kill all the trees we will lose species of animals that rely on the trees and not to mention the trees themselves. The equivalent would be "I have 20Kg of grain! I am going to eat all of it so I have no seeds to plant and get more grain for next season because I have faith that God will provide me with grain."
Idiots...
3/29/2008 10:40:48 AM
#448168
If the other life is the only meaningful one, why do you insist, on the other hand, in preserving here and now, and apply a concrete set of norms?. Be consequent.
3/29/2008 10:42:18 AM
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