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Although Evolutionists will tell you with a straight face that an elephant mated with a mouse and a bald eagle was born, there has never been a case of different animals mating with each other, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.

KJsole, Theology Forums 22 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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12/30/2006 2:47:58 AM

szenah

How can you tell when a fundie is lying? See if his lips are moving.

12/30/2006 2:50:23 AM

Michael

Jeez, man, you never get it right! It was a dish and a spoon, dude.

12/30/2006 4:13:24 AM

makingtrouble

evolutionists say nothing of the sort. if you took the time to read up on evolution, maybe you fucktards would stop saying things like "a bird turns into a dog, and a lion gives birth to a turtle". idiots. this evolutionary change from one actual species to another takes MILLIONS of YEARS and undergoes THOUSANDS of SUBTLE changes over time. it's not an instant change, retard. mutations in dna, and some environmental factors cause a species to change its natural way of living in order to go on with the species. eventually these SMALL changes build up to a creature that is completely different from the original.

fuckhead.

1/16/2008 10:51:38 PM

Headless Unicorn Guy

This guy ought to read some of the fiction you find in Furry Fandom.

1/16/2008 11:22:57 PM

WM

Mules? Ligers?
But I guess if they're both hooved animals, or both cats, they're both the same species, right?

1/16/2008 11:41:23 PM

Evilutionist

For the sake of the mouse I hope he was the pitcher.

3/17/2008 4:28:04 PM

Darwin

You...


lying...


BASTARD!!!

3/18/2008 2:38:10 AM

Jake Steel

Although Evolutionists will tell you with a straight face that an elephant mated with a mouse and a bald eagle was born

No, Kent Hovind says that, Evolutionists know better.

there has never been a case of different animals mating with each other, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.

Mules you jackass!

3/18/2008 4:14:25 AM

Darwin's Lil Girl

Although Creationists will tell you with a straight face that a great Sky-Daddy created the world and all life in it, there has never been a case of spontanious creation of life, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.

Fixed it.

3/18/2008 8:26:29 PM

Christian, but not fundie

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

4/28/2009 7:13:38 PM

varrior

Tune in this week for "fuckheads lying for Jesus"

4/30/2009 11:56:05 AM

Efrain

I saw that once, Then the eagle turned into a really hot harpie and gave me a handjob, messed my sheets something awful that dream did.

6/1/2009 2:16:26 PM

Tiberius Thyben

Looks like soneone's entire knowledge of evolution is based on Mrs. Garrison's summation...

"...So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"

9/15/2009 6:23:46 PM

Wooflang

Super-Ultra-Mega Straw Man?

9/16/2009 6:55:58 AM

Souz

POKEMON EVOLUTION IS NOT REAL EVOLUTION.

2/11/2012 5:41:45 PM

Justanotheratheist

We'd only do that to yank your chain, but in any case it still is no less implausible than you telling us with a straight face that god made us out of dirt and created everything in six days.

2/11/2012 11:03:37 PM

Stronius

If any "evolutionist" tells you this with a straight face, they are either a fundie Lying for Jesus to discredit science, or a mentally disabled person. Although I think I just repeated myself when mentioning the options...

1/20/2014 9:53:31 PM



no evolutionist (whatever that is ) would say that with a straight face. Even with a gallon of lube a male elephant and a female mouse just would not work. A male mouse and female elephant wouldnt work either for different reasons.

evolution and speciation doesnt work like that.

1/20/2014 10:13:16 PM



Although Creationists will tell you with a straight face that their supernatural sky-pixie poofed man into existence out of some dirt and spit, there has never been a case of anyone getting poofed into existence, despite the fact of billions of people on this planet.

That's what you meant to say, isn't it?

1/20/2014 10:14:30 PM

Kuno

You cannot hold your own against even the ridiculously wrong strawman you invented yourself. How embarrassing is that?

1/21/2014 2:09:42 AM

Swede

"Evolutionists" will say nothing of the sort, as they don't exist; they are merely strawmen created by cretinists.

Please read up on evolution from a credible source, then you'll be ashamed of your insane misrepresentation of it.

1/21/2014 2:23:13 AM
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