12/30/2006 2:47:58 AM
How can you tell when a fundie is lying? See if his lips are moving.
12/30/2006 2:50:23 AM
Jeez, man, you never get it right! It was a dish and a spoon, dude.
12/30/2006 4:13:24 AM
evolutionists say nothing of the sort. if you took the time to read up on evolution, maybe you fucktards would stop saying things like "a bird turns into a dog, and a lion gives birth to a turtle". idiots. this evolutionary change from one actual species to another takes MILLIONS of YEARS and undergoes THOUSANDS of SUBTLE changes over time. it's not an instant change, retard. mutations in dna, and some environmental factors cause a species to change its natural way of living in order to go on with the species. eventually these SMALL changes build up to a creature that is completely different from the original.
1/16/2008 10:51:38 PM
Headless Unicorn Guy
This guy ought to read some of the fiction you find in Furry Fandom.
1/16/2008 11:22:57 PM
But I guess if they're both hooved animals, or both cats, they're both the same species, right?
1/16/2008 11:41:23 PM
For the sake of the mouse I hope he was the pitcher.
3/17/2008 4:28:04 PM
3/18/2008 2:38:10 AM
Although Evolutionists will tell you with a straight face that an elephant mated with a mouse and a bald eagle was born
No, Kent Hovind says that, Evolutionists know better.
there has never been a case of different animals mating with each other, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.
Mules you jackass!
3/18/2008 4:14:25 AM
Darwin's Lil Girl
Although Creationists will tell you with a straight face that a great Sky-Daddy created the world and all life in it, there has never been a case of spontanious creation of life, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.
3/18/2008 8:26:29 PM
Christian, but not fundie
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
4/28/2009 7:13:38 PM
Tune in this week for "fuckheads lying for Jesus"
4/30/2009 11:56:05 AM
I saw that once, Then the eagle turned into a really hot harpie and gave me a handjob, messed my sheets something awful that dream did.
6/1/2009 2:16:26 PM
Looks like soneone's entire knowledge of evolution is based on Mrs. Garrison's summation...
"...So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"
9/15/2009 6:23:46 PM
Super-Ultra-Mega Straw Man?
9/16/2009 6:55:58 AM
POKEMON EVOLUTION IS NOT REAL EVOLUTION.
2/11/2012 5:41:45 PM
We'd only do that to yank your chain, but in any case it still is no less implausible than you telling us with a straight face that god made us out of dirt and created everything in six days.
2/11/2012 11:03:37 PM