Although Evolutionists will tell you with a straight face that an elephant mated with a mouse and a bald eagle was born, there has never been a case of different animals mating with each other, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.
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evolutionists say nothing of the sort. if you took the time to read up on evolution, maybe you fucktards would stop saying things like "a bird turns into a dog, and a lion gives birth to a turtle". idiots. this evolutionary change from one actual species to another takes MILLIONS of YEARS and undergoes THOUSANDS of SUBTLE changes over time. it's not an instant change, retard. mutations in dna, and some environmental factors cause a species to change its natural way of living in order to go on with the species. eventually these SMALL changes build up to a creature that is completely different from the original.
fuckhead.
Mules? Ligers?
You...
Although Evolutionists will tell you with a straight face that an elephant mated with a mouse and a bald eagle was born
No, Kent Hovind says that, Evolutionists know better.
there has never been a case of different animals mating with each other, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.
Mules you jackass!
Although Creationists will tell you with a straight face that a great Sky-Daddy created the world and all life in it, there has never been a case of spontanious creation of life, despite the fact of millions upon millions of different species.
Fixed it.
Looks like soneone's entire knowledge of evolution is based on Mrs. Garrison's summation...
"...So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"
If any "evolutionist" tells you this with a straight face, they are either a fundie Lying for Jesus to discredit science, or a mentally disabled person. Although I think I just repeated myself when mentioning the options...
no evolutionist (whatever that is ) would say that with a straight face. Even with a gallon of lube a male elephant and a female mouse just would not work. A male mouse and female elephant wouldnt work either for different reasons.
evolution and speciation doesnt work like that.
Although Creationists will tell you with a straight face that their supernatural sky-pixie poofed man into existence out of some dirt and spit, there has never been a case of anyone getting poofed into existence, despite the fact of billions of people on this planet.
That's what you meant to say, isn't it?
"Evolutionists" will say nothing of the sort, as they don't exist; they are merely strawmen created by cretinists.
Please read up on evolution from a credible source, then you'll be ashamed of your insane misrepresentation of it.
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