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One of the major evolutionary problems is that, they claim that creatures evolve into bigger beasts, if so, where does all the extra blood, muscle, skin etc, come from? If muscle evolved into skin, the creature would be 2 week 2 move. if blood evolved into extra skin, the creature would die of blood loss. so, where did all of that stuff come from.

creationest6, Youdebate.com 92 Comments [3/29/2008 6:35:45 PM]
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Sayna

A little unclear on the concept...

3/29/2008 6:36:42 PM

Return of Rob

:O

3/29/2008 6:39:06 PM

Free-Born John

Er, the same way you did when you grew from a new born babe into (presumably) something resembling an adult?

Do these people actually attend school?

(Don't reply, i know the answer!)

3/29/2008 6:45:20 PM

cool cats

Yep! Fundy homeschooling.

3/29/2008 6:47:26 PM

Scion

u r 2 stoopit 2 liv

3/29/2008 6:53:31 PM



"2 week 2 move"

3/29/2008 6:54:35 PM

esrz22

I, ah, read it as "bigger breasts". This was quite amusing.

3/29/2008 6:54:40 PM

Reverend Davidius

read a damn evolution book!

3/29/2008 6:57:22 PM

Bluefinger

You fail at Basic Biology AND English. Pick up a proper textbook or GTFO.

Seriously...

3/29/2008 6:58:22 PM

Archaeopath

Ahhhhh *facepalm*

Please, get off my Intawebz, muppet.

3/29/2008 7:00:29 PM

Osiris

Because it doesn't work that way. Individuals don't evolve but entire groups evolve over long periods of time.

3/29/2008 7:01:20 PM

TheOutsider

Wow, doesn't understand evolution or basic anatomy. That is an epic level of FAIL!

ETA: Ok, after reading a few of those threads it is obvious that this poster is either extremely mentally handicapped or a really bad troll.

3/29/2008 7:03:50 PM

toothache

I'm not convinced you even want an answer. I think you're happy with the self-satisfied feeling that you get when you think you have defeated evolutionary theory.

Seriously, you should take a look at yourself.

3/29/2008 7:04:43 PM

szena

I really, really don't want to believe that people are actually this stupid.

3/29/2008 7:06:17 PM

Goosey

I'm about 6' or 6'1"

I have an ex who is 4'10"

And yet we are both human.

o_0

3/29/2008 7:08:53 PM

Paler_Face

One of the major evolutionary problems is that, they claim that creatures evolve into bigger beasts,

No, we don't. Since the rest of the argument is based on this presumption, we can ignore the rest.


3/29/2008 7:11:18 PM

Elf Hat

Well, Jesus H. I thought in America the answer to this would be easy. Extra Flesh comes from:

Hostess
Little Debbie
Waffle House
Blue Bunny
Old Country Buffet

Hell, the list goes on and on

3/29/2008 7:13:54 PM

anti-nonsense

EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
SPELLING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
GRAMMAR DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

3/29/2008 7:19:54 PM

agentCDE

YOU FAIL BIOLOGY FOREVER.

3/29/2008 7:20:03 PM

Quinone

Uh....what?

Major fail.

3/29/2008 7:36:01 PM

Lunalelle

I first read that as "One of the major evolutionary problems is that, [sic] they claim that creatures evolve into bigger breasts,[sic] if so, where does as the extra blood, muscle, skin [sic] etc.,[sic] come from?"

We all know where my mind is right now. *splashes in the gutter*

3/29/2008 7:37:25 PM

Viva

I'm speechless

3/29/2008 7:40:19 PM

Marsten

Awww, this is just so cute. Everything they learned about evolution, they learned from pokemon ;)

3/29/2008 7:42:46 PM

John

The answer to this is actually well-known. In the case of limbs, all that's needed is a simple genetic program that tells muscles and skin to follow bones, and blood and nerves to invade any tissue that doesn't have them. For example, the muscle and skin cells release a chemical when they don't have enough oxygen, and the chemical triggers blood vessel growth toward its source. That's why contact lens wearers have to be careful not to wear protein-clogged lenses - chronic lack of oxygen can cause blood vessels to grow into the cornea.

Once those programs evolved, as they did for all vertebrates, all that has to happen to change sizes is for the bones to grow.

3/29/2008 7:50:54 PM



Never seen a growing child, cretin6?

3/29/2008 8:02:38 PM
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