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2008 - God's Final Witness

From now until the latter part of 2008, many prophecies are going to begin to be fulfilled, especially the Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation, which the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording. Those thunders are revealed in this book, as well as detailed accounts of the final three and one-half years of man's self-rule on earth, which are recorded in the account of the Seventh Seal of Revelation.

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

As these events unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in this book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet.

This book is primarily directed to the people of the three major religions of the world (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), whose roots are in the God of Abraham. Ronald Weinland has been sent to all three.

Ronald Weinland, The Prophesied End-Time Revealed 66 Comments [3/29/2008 3:48:54 PM]
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Blayze Kohime

I actually got this book because they were sending it out completely for free. It will be something great to show off several years after none of that happened.

3/29/2008 3:51:06 PM

Starfish Prime

Psh, I could've told you that.

The fact that this is even passing as credible anywhere is a startling show of the stupidity of people.

That goes for religion as a whole too, btw.

3/29/2008 3:53:40 PM

Doctor Fishcake

This book is primarily directed to the people of the three major religions of the world (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), whose roots are in mythology and speculation. Ronald Weinland has been sent to a mental hospital.

Fixed.

3/29/2008 3:54:48 PM

Psittacosis

You silly arse, don't you know that the first rule of mystical prophecy is never give specific dates? Sheesh. You are going to look silly, aren't you?

3/29/2008 4:01:40 PM

Doctor Fishcake

As an aside, why has it taken so long for someone to click on one of the wacky contextual adverts for this site linked to on here?

3/29/2008 4:02:08 PM

Thundersqueaks

"From now until the latter part of 2008, many prophecies are going to begin to be fulfilled, especially the Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation, which the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording."

The same John who was high on mushrooms, hiding in a cave, scribbling down his hallucinations? There might be a reliability issue with that prophecy.

3/29/2008 4:04:50 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Ehh. I think I'll save my money and wait for the movie to come out on TV. I'm sure there's no need to hurry.

Edit: Just read the earlier comments and now learn the book is free. I'm sure it's worth the price (and not a penny more) - but it's not worth one second of my time.

3/29/2008 4:15:42 PM

m52nickerson

Question......why is it always the end of the world?

3/29/2008 4:18:11 PM

LOLKILLZ

At least they realize that Islam, Judaism and Christianity all follow the same god.

3/29/2008 4:20:38 PM

Athar

Yeah I got the book Survivors for free from one of these wack jobs. Apparently, Tibet is going to gain veto control of the UN hold great influence over russia and china and then proceed to nuke the US into non existence and then I stopped reading the book because the guy clearly doesn't understand politics or diplomacy at all. It also made me realise that the only way the rapture is truly gonna come about, is if people like him actually proactively try and make it happen.

3/29/2008 4:22:15 PM

Truthuser

THAT's why I hate religion, because you people are just too eager to see people die and fight other religions. WAR SUCKS !!! EVERYONE DOESN'T WANT IT BUT RELIGIONS !!!

3/29/2008 4:31:01 PM

cui bono

"....the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording"

oh please.... putting words into the mouths of an apostle, though a tried and tested modus operandi, makes the guy a heretic .
The four horse man of the Apocalypse was John’s homo erotic dream of being taken by 4 well hung Romans, it’s as clear as mud.

3/29/2008 4:31:40 PM



What a fruitcake!!!, putting words in a probably surrogate ghost writer his own.

3/29/2008 4:32:52 PM

aaa

Paranoia.

3/29/2008 5:11:57 PM

cool cats

They say the best things in life are free. Sometimes pure unadulterated looniness is too.

3/29/2008 5:28:48 PM

Mike

And when they don't happen, we'll laugh hysterically at you.

3/29/2008 5:44:53 PM

Seamus D

Get over yourself, you deluded wanker!

3/29/2008 5:46:36 PM

Osiris

Can't wait for 2009 to come around then.

3/29/2008 6:15:04 PM

avowed_cynic

I just love the self-aggrandizement in this. I am teh Prophet, I will save you all!!!

3/29/2008 6:26:14 PM

MrBadAxe

"This book is primarily directed to the people of the three major religions of the world (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), whose roots are in the God of Abraham. Ronald Weinland has been sent to all three."

Meanwhile, the Dalai Lama laughs at you.

3/29/2008 6:53:35 PM

thingy

Ronald Weinland, you are guilty of the deadly sin of pride.

go to hell.

3/29/2008 7:09:50 PM

ArmandT

Bla bla bla give Robert Weinland money.

Taht's what I got out of it.

3/29/2008 7:15:01 PM

Quinone

Blah blah blah. Same old doomsday prophecies. Not once in over 2000 years has a single one come true. Why should we listen now?

3/29/2008 7:37:57 PM

POSW

He probably said that at the beginning of 2007, too.

:headwalldesk:

3/29/2008 7:38:36 PM

cyborgtroy

I hear he's also working on a sequel in which all of this crap happens in 2009 instead because he made a minor miscalculation.

3/29/2008 8:20:46 PM
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