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I'd rather believe I was created (which I do believe) before I make some crazy statement that I was evolved from a monkey or any other mammal.
[8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
You were created, but not by who you think.
6/11/2008 6:16:28 AM
That's because you're ignorant and know nothing about science and aren't interested in knowing either.
6/11/2008 6:19:00 AM
too bad what you want to believe has no bearing on reality.
4/26/2011 12:50:01 AM
What you choose to believe doesn't change the reality. Unless you mean you were created when your daddy got all hot and steamy with your mommy, but somehow I don't think that's what you meant.
4/26/2011 2:49:15 AM
before I make some crazy statement that I was evolved from a monkey or any other mammal.
Yeah, and because you "believe", I'm sure you don't want to hear that your body has an
number of mammalian (in general) and hominoidean (in particular) biological characteristics?
4/26/2011 2:53:04 AM
I am the product of billions of years of evolution, with my distant descendants being even more evolved than I am.
That actually sounds more appealing to me than believing I was made from a pile of dirt, and that my species won't evolve any further.
(We're fucked-up enough as it is. I refuse to believe Homo sapiens are perfect as they are.)
4/26/2011 3:57:14 AM
"I'd rather believe I was created (which I do believe)"...
Well you've got your wish then. You want to believe it, and you do believe it!
4/26/2011 4:46:22 AM
'I was evolved' would indeed be a crazy statement for you to make.
4/26/2011 11:32:00 AM
Thank you for demonstrating that you don't know jack shit about evolution.
You actually were created though...by your fucking (pun intended) parents! Yet somehow, I doubt this is what you actually meant.
5/17/2011 3:02:31 PM
That's fine, you have the freedom to believe what you want, whether it's right or wrong.
5/17/2011 3:17:33 PM
I give up on ever understanding why they think being a product of evolution is a horrible thing. These people are just nuts.
5/17/2011 3:49:55 PM
You were created by the telephone man.
5/17/2011 3:59:58 PM
Doesn't matter what you want to believe. Evolution is happening.
6/15/2011 11:20:30 AM
That's nice. Doesn't change the fact you're a product of a natural process called evolution. Get over it.
9/4/2011 8:26:36 AM