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5. Dragons are NOT legends nor myths! Dragons have more historical documentation than "dinosaurs" that don't have any! Dragons also have LOADS of fossils to back them up for the plain & simple reason that since evolutionary highpriest Darwin started preaching, evolutionary religionists sponsored by Freemasons & New World Order Illuminists, hijacked our Dragon bones since 1875 & falsely re-christened them as scientifically correct "dinosaur fossils!" Of all things! Evilutionists even supplied these mythical Dinos with a 65 million year old myth that they were all supposed to have died out in a selective disaster that didn't even kill off the more sensitive other "branches" of the legendary "evolution tree!" BALONEY! BOVINE EXCREMENT! There is no archeological proof of such a feat, on the contrary... PEOPLE NOT VERY LONG AGO DID OBSERVE, SEE & FIGHT DRAGONS! Some were even eaten alive by them!

Unknown, Anzwers.org 74 Comments [3/29/2008 9:30:13 PM]
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Nibien

Were they controlled by Elves, or were they set free by Dwarves who mined too greedily?

3/29/2008 9:31:42 PM

opethiandays

i think we need to make another sister site:

batshit crazy motherfuckers say the darndest things

3/29/2008 9:32:23 PM

booley

"Dragons have more historical documentation than "dinosaurs" that don't have any! Dragons also have LOADS of fossils to back them up"

Tthe "evidence" for dragons you are talking about is the evidence for Dinosaurs. The ToE came After we discovered dinosaurs.

"PEOPLE NOT VERY LONG AGO DID OBSERVE, SEE & FIGHT DRAGONS! Some were even eaten alive by them!"

Uhh Shrek was just a movie.


Really, this is why i don't encourage shroom use.

3/29/2008 9:35:59 PM

Gevamna

I'm pretty sure this is a Poe.

3/29/2008 9:36:15 PM



We are all controlled by JRR Tolkien.

3/29/2008 9:37:00 PM

booley

Nibian-"Were they controlled by Elves, or were they set free by Dwarves who mined too greedily?"

Oh please. Everybody knows it was the Orcs that first enslaved dragons.

haven' t you played Warcraft?

3/29/2008 9:37:10 PM

Better than you are

Holy shit!

You're really fucking stupid!

3/29/2008 9:38:10 PM

anti-nonsense

wow that's a huge fucking pile of batshit insanity. Go take your meds.

3/29/2008 9:42:58 PM

Deep Search

'hijacked our Dragon bones'

lol ... So funny it hurts.

3/29/2008 9:43:46 PM

The Lazy One

WTF? That's the craziest anti-evolution rant I've ever read.

Unknown, please, not everything you see on television is real.

3/29/2008 9:43:46 PM

aaa

Potty. Very potty.

3/29/2008 9:50:34 PM

Quinone

Funny, I just bought a pair of awesome shoes with embroidered dragons on them yesterday. They don't prove that dragons ever existed, but they're a lot more interesting than this guy's "argument."

3/29/2008 10:09:10 PM

lissie

could you actually be confusing all these dragon bones with actually being dinosaur bones? O.o why would they lie to you?



3/29/2008 10:26:58 PM

rpm84

poe

3/29/2008 10:42:35 PM

Osiris

I would sell my organs to see proof of dragons. So where the fuck are? Huh? Were are all these dragon fossils? Why has no ever mentioned them, but new dinosaur fossils are always talked about in scientific journals and magazines? Could it be that dragons were merely mistaken dinosaur bones made by primitive and superstitious people who created these fantastical creatures from just a few bones?

3/29/2008 10:46:09 PM

Nirjuana

What is this shit anyway?!

3/29/2008 10:54:13 PM

Don'tLookBehindYou

They put the Komodo Dragon on there. The giant lizard.

3/29/2008 10:54:54 PM

BreeStar

Stop using archeology as a replacement for paleontology. They're completely different sciences for completely different things.

3/29/2008 10:57:20 PM

Riin-thrall

I'm hereby officially declaring everyone who ever uses the word 'evilutionist' to be a Poe.

3/29/2008 11:00:53 PM

POSW

FSM DAMMIT!

OK, this guy is 20 different kinds of paranoid.
"4.The MAIN reason for the entrenchment of the theory of Evolution is International Banker Cabal & Mainstream MEDIA SUPPORT & the obvious unpopularity of the only alternative!"

Why hello, antisemite.

"Evolution is a religion of UNbelief in an Intelligent Designer, as otherwise people's style would be cramped by a Designer!"

A religion with evidence?

"But also the purchase & take over of the Western Media by anti-God 20th Century Foxes ensured persecution of Christian thought, proof, evidence & reasoning, and the succesful proselytising by Atheism, Nihilism, Materialism, Socialism, Marxism & Evolution of course as bogus Genesis. Hence the demise of Western Christendom ensued as night follows day."

What demise? You mean that since we stopped burning people at the stake, our society has gotten worse? I don't believe you for a minute.

"5. Dragons are NOT legends nor myths!"

And Santa Claus is real.

"Dragons have more historical documentation than "dinosaurs" that don't have any!"

Learn how to speak and type in English. Oh, and


say what?

"Dragons also have LOADS of fossils to back them up for the plain & simple reason that since evolutionary highpriest Darwin started preaching, evolutionary religionists sponsored by Freemasons & New World Order Illuminists, hijacked our Dragon bones since 1875 & falsely re-christened them as scientifically correct "dinosaur fossils!" Of all things!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow, that's hilarious.

"Evilutionists even supplied these mythical Dinos with a 65 million year old myth that they were all supposed to have died out in a selective disaster that didn't even kill off the more sensitive other "branches" of the legendary "evolution tree!" BALONEY! BOVINE EXCREMENT!"

And your Bible says that there was a worldwide flood, which would require many times more water than the Earth has or has ever had. Care to explain that?

Furthermore, I'd think that mammals survived 60 million years ago because they were more adaptable.

"There is no archeological proof of such a feat, on the contrary... PEOPLE NOT VERY LONG AGO DID OBSERVE, SEE & FIGHT DRAGONS! Some were even eaten alive by them!"

Actually, there is ample evidence that a giant meteor hit the earth at that time. And when your evidence is the story of Beowulf, you're on pretty shaky ground.

"7. Call me wacko? Fine! At least I'm not a Media Addict!
Television slaves thoughtlessly absorbing Main Stream Media propaganda are dumbed down, believing anything these MSM- channels spew forth, like: "JFK was assasinated by a lone gunman", "Israel tried to sink The Liberty by mistake", "9-11 was done by 12 cave-dwelling Arabs with box cutters", & "Pearl Harbour was such a 'cool movie' Roosevelt didn't know long in advance the Japanese were planning to attack Pearl Harbour."

This really needs to go on CTSTDT.

He goes on to show that dinosaur fossils, if you look at them for a long enough time while on an acid trip, are actually dragon bones.

3/29/2008 11:02:31 PM

DinDC

We had a dragon infestation in our basement just last month. Of course, the magic herbs and incantations did the trick very nicely, no one died, and they haven't come back. Now, if anyone has any advice re ridding ourselves of the sprites in our attic, we would appreciate it.

Thank you.

3/29/2008 11:24:29 PM

Old Viking

He's right about no archeological evidence.

3/29/2008 11:58:52 PM



Somebody played "Puff the Magic Dragon" a few times too many in their younger years.

3/30/2008 12:01:03 AM

Antichrist

Once again...

Some people should not be allowed anywhere near fiction!

3/30/2008 12:01:47 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Most likely poe, but if not:

This is reality, not some fantasy novel/movie/wargame/TCG/RPG. Did I miss any options?

@ #478242: No, this person just skipped the song and went straight to actually puffing the magic dragon.

3/30/2008 12:10:42 AM
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