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Quote# 36939

BITNER WROTE:
"Hmmm...that last line is exactly what Laura Mallory said. I just noticed your ISP. Are you Laura? Her husband? A relative?
I call BS, you didn't read any part of them (the HP books)."


Never met her. Wouldn't know her if she slapped me in the face. There is a silent moral majority. We rule this country and we will rule the universe. We are heirs and co heirs with christ. And we are already seated with Him. That's why we often sound the same. For we often speak by the same Spirit.

Scott, topix.com 54 Comments [3/30/2008 3:52:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Isidora
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#449328
Andreus

EMPIRE OF CHRIST AWARD!

3/30/2008 3:59:21 PM
#449329
Illuminatalie

Jesus of Borg etc.

3/30/2008 3:59:36 PM
#449331
Bluefinger

Delusions of grandeur... lack of individuality... voices in head interpreted as being god...

Yep... this chap is quite the fundie

3/30/2008 4:01:10 PM
#449332
Joe-Bob

I nominate this for absolute most fundie of all fundie award.

3/30/2008 4:03:01 PM
#449333
Terf

Cue Imperial March...

3/30/2008 4:05:00 PM
#449336
Grand Archblasphemer of York

Welcome to the fundamentalist collective...where we all think exactly as we are told, and think that we are superior for it.

3/30/2008 4:13:57 PM
#449338
^light^

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

As opposed to the majority of the contributions on here that comes across as stupid/funny this one is really rather creepy.

3/30/2008 4:14:14 PM
#449342
BreeStar

This would be a 4 if not for the fact that he (she?) is being called out on the ISP X-D

3/30/2008 4:24:52 PM
#449346
Osiris

Oh you poor deluded fool. Only madness and death waits for you beyond the stars.

3/30/2008 4:26:46 PM
#449349
Moo

Shouldn't Bitner have said, "I just noticed your IP"? It's not a huge coincidence for 2 people to have the same ISP.

3/30/2008 4:33:46 PM
#449350


A poor guy with too much entitlement and who didn't take his meds.

3/30/2008 4:34:42 PM
#449351
Iron Knee

Silent you are not - moral you are not - nor are you a majority

3/30/2008 4:36:00 PM
#449354
Archaeopath

Is America the only country in the universe now?? Insular much?

Dude, you can barely rule your own keyboard...

3/30/2008 4:42:02 PM
#449355
cheese007

hivemind?

3/30/2008 4:45:20 PM
#449363
demodocos


3/30/2008 4:57:20 PM
#449366
Methologica

Resistance is futile?

3/30/2008 5:04:03 PM
#449377
Truthuser

I've heard a tweaked out 15 year old girl make more sense.

3/30/2008 5:26:24 PM
#449379
Zoony The Lazoon

Onanists For Jeebus!!! X'D

3/30/2008 5:29:09 PM
#449387
freako104

In no way are you silent. Nor moral. Hating other religions? That's not moral. Hating someone for being a different sexuality is not moral. Also where is your individuality?

3/30/2008 5:44:13 PM
#449389
Fanatic-Templar

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

3/30/2008 5:51:10 PM
#449390
Antichrist

I'm assuming he means IP? Most of Western Canada has either Shaw or Telus as an ISP.

Scott/Laura sounds like the flame warrior known as the Imposter BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Either that or someones got multiple fundie personalities.

3/30/2008 5:51:48 PM
#449393


I think its funny that they got caught pretending to be more than one person then tried a unique combination of "Lying for Jesus" and fear-mongering to get out of it. For some reason I get visions of Nazi's marching in a row when I listen to this person talk.

3/30/2008 5:59:56 PM
#449396
S.D.

We are the borg. Resistance is futile.

3/30/2008 6:02:20 PM
#449398
F

"And we have partaken of the Holy Kool-aid."

3/30/2008 6:07:21 PM
#449405
SimpleDon

This guy lives in the same town as my parents!!

So this is were the true rulers of the US and the universe live. I will be able to check with my parents and ask them many questions now. I mean of course the obvious:

Is the US not part of the universe? If it were of course ruling the universe would somehow include the US, right?

Is it harder to rule the universe or the US? Presumably the US is easier to rule because of the larger God fearing and more heavily armed population. Right?

If they can spare time from their heavy responsibilities of ruling I will get back to you with their answers.

Sorry, just talked to them. Scott is apparently full of shit. The US and the universe are ruled from Cobb County GA and we don't know anyone who lives there. Sorry again.


3/30/2008 6:16:04 PM
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