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[In a thread on acceptance of the Joshuan genocide:
"So maybe I should give you an opportunity to use your imagination: the leader of your religious community proclaims that GOD has decided to protect His flock against corrupting influences, and orders all of you to slay all non-Christians in your neighbourhood, along with their children and household animals... Would you comply?"]

Yes

Lisa0315, Christianforums.com 25 Comments [3/31/2008 12:42:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Jane the Bane
WTF?! || meh
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thinkfreelivefree

dude............

6/8/2008 4:17:35 AM

a mind far far away

And you will be met in kind.

10/21/2008 1:11:55 AM

G.Fieendish

Dear Lisa, I have some Hindu "friends" in the state of Orissa, that are currently following the policy/doctrine, you have just said Yes to.
The only snag being that it's Christians along with their children & household animals, that are being slain, apparently because their religous leader was slain by a Christian...
What is your reaction to this... ?
BTW, the excuse "I was just following orders" is not considered a legal defence...
(Note: This is real, as there is a Anti-Christian "Progrom" currently ongoing in the Indian state of Orissa, by Hindu extremists, started by the rumour that their swami was murdered by a Xtian).

10/21/2008 2:41:27 PM

Anon

Feel the Christian love at work!

10/21/2008 2:45:24 PM

GigaGuess

One word...but that single word chilled me to the bone.

10/21/2008 4:19:34 PM

Blackclaw

Maybe we rational folks need to work on becoming the local religious community leaders. Then we can at least direct the fanatics towards feeding the poor instead of slaughtering them.

10/21/2008 5:30:12 PM

Shadoboy

Wow... with that people on "God's" side, Satan just has to sit back and relax...

10/21/2008 6:20:58 PM



@Shadoboy: *nods* That's why I think that the greatest trick Satan ever pulled on humanity wasn't duping them into believing that he didn't exist. It was duping them into believing that they were following God's orders when committing atrocities that Satan himself would be proud of.

10/21/2008 6:45:38 PM

Canama

I think I might take back everything I said about gun control if psychos like this are running around.

3/9/2011 7:52:59 PM

anti-nonsense

I'd like to see him try.

Also, they claim atheists are immoral?

3/9/2011 7:55:52 PM

Justanotheratheist

And Satan is supposed to be the bad guy? How much worse than god and his mentally retarded fundie followers can Satan possibly be?

3/10/2011 1:58:34 AM

Anon2

From time to time, fundies like "Lisa0315" snap mentally, and go on a shooting spree because they really thought God commanded them to slay everybody in their neighbourhood.

In the cases when one of them gets caught alive, the usual defence at court is the "insanity defence".

And this says all you need to know about this kind of "religiosity".

3/10/2011 2:43:16 AM

whatever

Phone the mental hospital and get this person out of society, quick.

3/10/2011 5:10:37 AM

B K

NO!
Wrong answer, Lisa. Try again.

3/10/2011 6:02:43 AM

nutbunny

oh my jesus wtf is wrong with you?!

3/10/2011 6:08:29 AM

whatever

When will people understand, these things in the Old Testament were records of WAR! The apparent ordering of these barbaric acts by God was just a political stunt to legitimise the genocide.

3/10/2011 7:31:37 AM

rw23

Full marks for honesty. Not so many marks for listening to what Jesus tried to teach.

3/10/2011 11:18:51 AM

Hairysteed

DIAF... now!

5/16/2012 11:04:14 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Let's hear it for secular laws!

5/16/2012 1:55:56 PM

Hairysteed

Straight from the horse's mouth!

12/28/2012 7:38:38 AM

xyz

Don't expect me to accept death, however.

I would have both the moral and the legal higher ground.

12/28/2012 9:02:38 AM

Ebon

Then you should be locked up for the safety of the public.

7/23/2014 12:38:16 AM

rubber chicken

What if you were ordered to have sex with all non-Christians in your neighbourhood, along with their children and household animals... Would you comply?

7/23/2014 3:07:17 AM

Mark Poe

Yep, your God is a colossal sadist and bloodthirsty tyrant. The question now is, why the heck do your still worship that thing?!?

7/23/2014 5:05:24 AM

Insult to Rocks

No you wouldn't. You're just saying that you would to cover up the flaw in your argument. If you really were that dedicated, you would have done this already. You simply use religion as a handy way to justify your idiocy and bigotry.

7/23/2014 8:08:38 AM
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