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[Replying to '...  if you faced a bear unarmed what do you think would happen?'] "Oh and the bear scenario. Frankly, I'll never ever see a bear where I live but I guarantee you I won't get hurt or slaughtered.

prince didymus, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Gadren

Let's test it!

12/9/2005 6:55:02 PM

Darth Wang

Bribe the zookeepers

12/9/2005 8:46:20 PM

Joe

I got $50 on the bear..

1/6/2007 6:14:46 PM

Ian

These were prince didymus's last words, just before getting mauled by a bear and killed.

2/17/2009 2:37:36 AM

Sentry Gun

So basically, you plan to show to the bear you're such an idiot it could be contagious ?

Well.. Might work...

12/15/2011 6:15:54 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

Bear used maul on Christian!

It's super effective!

2/4/2013 7:31:52 PM

Moondog

Most bears I see have been unarmed. How do you get a one-armed bear out of a tree? Wave at him!

2/4/2013 8:12:02 PM

rubber chicken

Where's the fundie ?

2/5/2013 12:22:10 AM

Blarghonius

You have no idea how powerful bears are. One could snap you like a toothpick by sitting on you.

2/5/2013 5:43:39 PM

Dr.Shrinker

I'm with rubber chicken on this one. How did this ever get posted here?

2/5/2013 5:49:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

It would kill you first?

8/28/2013 5:20:55 PM

GigaGuess

Really. Fine. Go to your local zoo. I'm sure they have bears there. In China, there was a man who thought much the same, and hopped into a lion pit. Perhaps your faith is stronger...?

8/28/2013 10:28:01 PM
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