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[Bitner wrote:
Yes, I know Yahweh was testing Abraham. It was a sick, sadistic test that any self-respecting Deity should be above making. If Yahweh knows every hair on a person's head, as you claim, and knows what is in their hearts, and is omniscient, such testing wouldn't be necessary. He'd already know what Abraham would do.]


god DID already know what was going to happen, You see God is all knowing, which includes the future. He wanted to test Abraham.

Knit and Pray, topix.com 10 Comments [3/31/2008 9:30:05 AM]
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Submitted By: antichrist
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#457360
They call me V

A contradiction tour de force, 'tis. Can we asume that god is either A: A sadist or B: Saddly uninformed about his own powers, then?

4/7/2008 12:53:45 PM

#457393
Cabraxas

It's not a test if he already knew the outcome. Tests are performed to observe an unknown outcome, or to confirm or deny a supposition. Obviously not the case if the outcome was known. If it was applied to observe a known outcome, your god obviously just wanted to watch Abraham squirm. I'm glad he's your sadistic god, not mine.

4/7/2008 1:21:33 PM

#457658
szena

Aaaand the point sails right over K&P's head.

4/7/2008 5:28:52 PM

#457763


When has the Satan character ever done anything that fucked up to anyone?

4/7/2008 7:01:13 PM

#457833
Canadiest

Test when you don't know, when you know, why bother.

Take a pointer or two from your god. And TEST your religion. It fails soooo bad

4/7/2008 7:51:19 PM

#457840
satellites

Uh...if God knew...then he wouldn't have to test...

4/7/2008 7:58:40 PM

#458015
GigaGuess

Y'hear that sonic boom? That's the sound of a point sailing Mach 1 over your head.

4/7/2008 9:59:55 PM

#891687
God

"Knit and Pray" is wrong.

I do not know the future. I have concepts, of course, so I can make predictions. Just like anybody else. The rock rolls down the hill. Where it will land exactly, nobody can know. So I can say: Heaven is coming. The sciency heaven with computers, movies, drugs, chess play on a grassy hill and uncountable sexual delights beyond today's phantasies.

Neither do I know everything of the present (for example the contents of your minds). I am just a guy. As "big" as the universe, of course (spirit mass, energy of selfperception, willpower), but just a human. The guy that you meet/ignore in the supermarket.

2/10/2009 3:20:14 PM

#1175216
JSS

Uh, you do know that was the part where you're supposed to provide a rebuttal and prove the OP wrong, right?

Massive fail.

7/2/2010 7:27:52 PM

#1175218
D

If god knew what was going to happen, WHY test him when you know the answer?

7/2/2010 7:31:44 PM
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