First response, I'm not an animal. Secondly, I have the Holy Spirit with me and My Father God and the Lord Jesus Christ are watching over me. So I won't lose my life to some bear.
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Better yet, he should strip naked, cover himself with honey, steak sauce, and meat, and go into a cage with a rabid bear that's been starved for 3 weeks.
"First response, I'm not an animal."
Well, either you're stoned, or just plain dumb as a rock. You're a mineral then?
"First response, I'm not an animal."
Yes, you are. Get the fuck over it. You don't belong to any of the other kingdoms. (Come to think of it, he could be a Protist...)
"I have the Holy Spirit with me and My Father God and the Lord Jesus Christ are watching over me. So I won't lose my life to some bear."
Would you like to try it?
Heyyya Bobo, who the fuck is that idiot?
Some stupid Fundie, Yogi, trying to convert us
Well Iyaya rip her face off if she had a picinic basket
She does Yogi, and the Ranger's no where around
Mmm...Nope...Nope...Ah, found it:
Matthew 4:7: "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."
Humans are mammals, mammals are animals, deal with it.
And I'm pretty sure at least one idiot already won a Darwin award because he thought god would protect him if he climbed into the lion cage at the zoo. I suspect you would fare no better with the bears.
You hear that? This guy's a plant. No surprise, since he's about as smart as one.
Apparently he's immortal as well.
So, what are you; a plant, a fungus, a bacterium, a protozoan, a chromista/protista?
Jesus WAS the Lord Jesus Christ, and he lost his life to a torture device.
Reminds me of the joke about some pastor hunting in the woods. He sees this particularly big and aggressive bear. Right when the bear backs him into a corner, he prays out loud "Lord, make this bear a Christian!". The bear stops and says grace for its meal.
Also, where's your Mother God? Unless the Holy Spirit could be your Mother God
So you're a vegetable.
Or just plain old shit.
Confused?
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