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First response, I'm not an animal. Secondly, I have the Holy Spirit with me and My Father God and the Lord Jesus Christ are watching over me. So I won't lose my life to some bear.

prince didymus, Christian Forums 21 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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The apostle Stephen had God with him, but he was stoned to death.

Belief itself will not save you from physical harm.

11/4/2005 12:15:36 PM


Maybe this guy should go out in the woods and provoke a bear. If his faith is that strong and God is real then he should be safe according to his claim. Right?

11/4/2005 2:04:09 PM

Darth Wang

Better yet, he should strip naked, cover himself with honey, steak sauce, and meat, and go into a cage with a rabid bear that's been starved for 3 weeks.

11/4/2005 9:26:20 PM

Please go try. God will save you.


2/21/2008 4:40:02 PM


So, you're a PLANT, then?

2/21/2008 4:54:51 PM

Quantum Mechanic

So you're a vegetable. Figures.

2/21/2008 5:21:46 PM


"First response, I'm not an animal."
Well, either you're stoned, or just plain dumb as a rock. You're a mineral then?

2/21/2008 5:24:15 PM


"So I won't lose my life to some bear."


Does this make more sense in the context of that forum thread or soemthing? Because out of context it seems completely random.

2/21/2008 5:28:45 PM


"First response, I'm not an animal."

Yes, you are. Get the fuck over it. You don't belong to any of the other kingdoms. (Come to think of it, he could be a Protist...)

"I have the Holy Spirit with me and My Father God and the Lord Jesus Christ are watching over me. So I won't lose my life to some bear."

Would you like to try it?

6/28/2011 7:49:41 AM


Heyyya Bobo, who the fuck is that idiot?

Some stupid Fundie, Yogi, trying to convert us

Well Iyaya rip her face off if she had a picinic basket

She does Yogi, and the Ranger's no where around

6/28/2011 5:10:16 PM


Jesus fucking WAS god and he got crucified. You think God will protect you from a bear?

11/30/2011 10:51:48 PM


"So I won't lose my life to some bear."

Of course not. Christians are fed to lions.

12/1/2011 9:47:26 AM


Mmm...Nope...Nope...Ah, found it:

Matthew 4:7: "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

12/4/2011 2:28:40 AM


Humans are mammals, mammals are animals, deal with it.

And I'm pretty sure at least one idiot already won a Darwin award because he thought god would protect him if he climbed into the lion cage at the zoo. I suspect you would fare no better with the bears.

12/18/2012 12:22:21 PM


You hear that? This guy's a plant. No surprise, since he's about as smart as one.

Apparently he's immortal as well.

12/18/2012 12:34:38 PM

Quantum Mechanic

So you're a vegetable?

4/14/2014 2:13:33 AM


So, what are you; a plant, a fungus, a bacterium, a protozoan, a chromista/protista?

Jesus WAS the Lord Jesus Christ, and he lost his life to a torture device.

4/14/2014 2:58:53 AM


Reminds me of the joke about some pastor hunting in the woods. He sees this particularly big and aggressive bear. Right when the bear backs him into a corner, he prays out loud "Lord, make this bear a Christian!". The bear stops and says grace for its meal.

Also, where's your Mother God? Unless the Holy Spirit could be your Mother God

4/14/2014 4:48:07 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So you're a vegetable.

Or just plain old shit.

8/9/2014 9:09:42 PM

Just don't go making fun of some old guy's bald head....

8/9/2014 9:16:10 PM


Does the bear know that?

2/3/2017 11:38:59 AM

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