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The sun orbits the earth every 24 hours

[Shortly afterwards]

The seasons are caused by the annual motion of the sun around the earth!!

n/a, Reformation 36 Comments [3/31/2008 11:34:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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Evilutionist

You ignorant, arrogant idiot. The universe does not move around the earth.

4/5/2008 2:05:31 AM

szena

What's disgusting is that people like this think they understand science better than doctoral level scientists.

4/5/2008 2:10:34 AM

anti-nonsense

You phail so hard on so many levels it's not even funny. It's just sad.

4/5/2008 3:04:29 AM

agentCDE

What.

4/5/2008 3:37:01 AM

Deriamis

Excuse me - Nicolaus Copernicus, Galileo Galilei, Isaac Newton, and Johannes Kepler would really like a word with you out back. They said something about teaching you what orbits the Earth and what doesn't by direct observation.

Strange - I didn't see any of them carrying a telescope.

4/5/2008 4:21:49 AM

Cabraxas

Errr, so which is it? "24 hours" or "annual". Even your stupidity has contradictions inside it!

4/5/2008 3:48:44 PM

Alethe

Dethinkatized Babbledroid Award, perhaps?..

4/5/2008 4:35:46 PM

freako104

I....I.......Ok where to start with the fail on this one? Galileo proved the opposite, and he was ostracised for it. Then people began becoming educated and after realised he was right. Seriously get out of the past. And you contradict yourself. Is it 24 hr or annual?

4/5/2008 4:41:43 PM

Achtzehn

So, years are 24 hours long?

4/8/2008 4:51:19 AM



So the sun orbits both daily and annually? How does it accomplish this, pray do tell.

4/9/2008 1:26:34 AM

MysticalChicken

Wow... so much fail in only two sentences.
(Posting from my new cell phone. I have finally seen fit to join the 21st century.)

4/9/2008 2:18:57 AM

Morrigan

.........

you know i used to think that calling fundamentalists retrogrades was kind of extreme... but now...

4/9/2008 3:18:29 AM

Femiazi



4/14/2008 4:52:57 AM

Neserit

All of the components were there, yet this was still full of fail.

4/14/2008 4:56:55 AM

Riddles

Lets hope these people are killed off soon or humanity will never progress

4/14/2008 10:51:51 AM

Freboy

The distant galaxies move at a blinding speed. And their orbits are bizarre to say the least.

4/14/2008 10:54:34 AM

Canadiest

[Shortly afterwards]

I pooped myself again

4/14/2008 11:50:06 PM

Um... wow


4/15/2008 12:07:45 AM

Metal Is Forever

I think this is more of a retard that is stuck in the 13th century than a fundie.

4/15/2008 2:13:29 AM

Fernando

Wow! He teleported from the 21th Century to the 13th and got back!!

Unfortunely, his brain got damaged in the process.

4/15/2008 9:48:11 AM

Cabraxas

Brain? What brain?

4/15/2008 11:37:34 AM

Kitourahime

Yeah, um...

1/23/2009 11:30:18 AM

Darwin

I was taught about how our solar system works probably before I could spell 'computer'. What the fuck are our schools doing these days?

1/23/2009 1:57:56 PM

Jackie

go read your bible and be ignorant you dumb fucker

1/23/2009 2:13:33 PM

naturally_deselected

*has a look at main page of site*

HELLiocentricity... That's a new one...

5/27/2009 10:08:07 PM
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