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The sun orbits the earth every 24 hours

[Shortly afterwards]

The seasons are caused by the annual motion of the sun around the earth!!

n/a, Reformation 36 Comments [3/31/2008 11:34:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Count Zapolai
WTF?! || meh
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Natalie

He's not contradicting himself, read the next sentance, "As well as orbiting the stationary earth every 24 hours, the sun also follows a spiral orbit from north to south each year. That is what gives us the 4 seasons."

It totally makes sense now!

5/28/2009 6:37:54 AM

Mog

Holy what the fuck. How do people actually believe this?

I can't stand people who believe crazy bullshit just because it makes them feel "special" - both because they're literally the center of the universe and because they're essentially claiming to be smarter than 99.999999999999% of the educated population. We're duped! We're sheeple! Grow up.

7/31/2009 4:44:55 AM

Swedish Pagan

Damn, my IQ level just dropped. Didn't we scrap that notion centuries ago?

7/31/2009 4:52:05 AM

Kitourahime

HOW

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK.

(alternatively, fucking crazy people, how do they work?)

5/9/2011 10:16:28 AM

rw23

I don't suppose there's any point trying to explain to him that Neptune would be travelling faster than the speed of light in his little universe.

5/9/2011 1:07:16 PM

TWoozl

Because of course, the sun magically changing its position relative to the center of a disc causes seasons, and that 'disc shaped' Earth he proposes in one of his "proof" images only shows Africa. So he's a statonary-Earth, flat-Earth believer that flibbles up some science of his own to explain away the glaring inconsistencies

Bleeding idiots. How do they work?!

5/9/2011 1:13:05 PM

Renon

Holy irrationality, Batman!

12/30/2011 11:49:45 AM

Anon

Geocentric theory was proved wrong centuries ago, but ignorant, "faithful" fucktards just can't stop believing it.

8/16/2013 7:16:14 AM

DFM

"The Stupid is strong in this one."

12/30/2013 12:44:28 PM



"n/a" in this case aptly describes the OP's intelligence.

12/30/2013 1:06:59 PM



Here's someone who never passed third grade.

12/30/2013 4:02:39 PM
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