Greet your new masters!
The sun orbits the earth every 24 hours
The seasons are caused by the annual motion of the sun around the earth!!
[3/31/2008 11:34:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Count Zapolai
He's not contradicting himself, read the next sentance, "As well as orbiting the stationary earth every 24 hours, the sun also follows a spiral orbit from north to south each year. That is what gives us the 4 seasons."
It totally makes sense now!
5/28/2009 6:37:54 AM
Holy what the fuck. How do people actually believe this?
I can't stand people who believe crazy bullshit just because it makes them feel "special" - both because they're literally the center of the universe and because they're essentially claiming to be smarter than 99.999999999999% of the educated population. We're duped! We're sheeple! Grow up.
7/31/2009 4:44:55 AM
Damn, my IQ level just dropped. Didn't we scrap that notion centuries ago?
7/31/2009 4:52:05 AM
HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK.
(alternatively, fucking crazy people, how do they work?)
5/9/2011 10:16:28 AM
I don't suppose there's any point trying to explain to him that Neptune would be travelling faster than the speed of light in his little universe.
5/9/2011 1:07:16 PM
Because of course, the sun magically changing its position relative to the center of a disc causes seasons, and that 'disc shaped' Earth he proposes in one of his "proof" images only shows Africa. So he's a statonary-Earth, flat-Earth believer that flibbles up some science of his own to explain away the glaring inconsistencies
Bleeding idiots. How do they work?!
5/9/2011 1:13:05 PM
Holy irrationality, Batman!
12/30/2011 11:49:45 AM
Geocentric theory was proved wrong centuries ago, but ignorant, "faithful" fucktards just can't stop believing it.
8/16/2013 7:16:14 AM
"The Stupid is strong in this one."
12/30/2013 12:44:28 PM
"n/a" in this case aptly describes the OP's intelligence.
12/30/2013 1:06:59 PM
Here's someone who never passed third grade.
12/30/2013 4:02:39 PM