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A huge spot on Mars found last year by astronomers had some scientists wondering whether it contained life. Evolutionists have speculated that this hole or cavern “might be the sort of place that could support life.” The desire to find life on Mars is so strong that even a hole is promising!

Meanwhile, a 2018 European Space Agency mission—to find signs of life on hundreds of extrasolar planets—is being planned. Not surprisingly, it’s called the “Darwin mission.” Billions of dollars will be spent on what will be a fruitless search for extraterrestrial life, rather than to believe the ultimate Extraterrestrial placed us here.

Unknown, Answers in Genesis 16 Comments [3/31/2008 5:03:30 PM]
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Jake Steel

who, xenu?

4/1/2008 3:19:00 AM

Julian

The Great Arkleseizure didn't exactly place us here you know... Boy are you going to cop it bad when the great white handkerchief comes!

4/1/2008 4:52:50 AM



Oh Fundies are going to shit themselves when they find out there's life on other planets. I hope I'm alive when that happens.

4/1/2008 5:57:04 AM

Canadiest

It's just because scientists are confident if the conditions are right, there WILL be life. I agree.

Besides, a mind (espesially a good one) is a terrible thing to waste. Genius needs to seek answers, lucky for the rest of us.

4/1/2008 4:38:51 PM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

"rather than to believe the ultimate Extraterrestrial placed us here."

So wait...you're a Scientologist?

4/1/2008 4:40:28 PM

Moondog

Is he talking about the Elvis "Face on Mars" that supposedly "proves" the existence of life there? That's been debunked. It's just a hill, and a DEM (Digital Elevation Model) shows it to be a mesa, with some features that show a face when the light and shaded areas are just right.

4/1/2008 5:08:45 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

What would you idiots do with billions of dollars, except embezzle most of it and funnel the rest into building fancier churches than your rival denominations and bullshit creation museums?

And, of course, do your damndest to avoid paying tax on any of it!

4/1/2008 8:30:45 PM

Ranger Joe

What a colossal dumbass...

4/1/2008 8:33:05 PM

Brian X

They want to be cosmic crowd control... "Nothing to see here, move along, don't you have somewhere to be, curiosity killed the cat..."

I hate people like that. So do scientists.

4/2/2008 6:07:04 AM

Rumpleforeskin

Hey, but at least we'll know then, right?

2/11/2010 4:32:12 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"Unknown"

Isn't he the guy buried next to Arch Stanton?

2/11/2010 5:05:55 AM

Karana

According to statistical analysis( there's an equation-forget the name) there are most likely at least 20 planets in our galaxy that have intelligent life(let alone basic life forms). Imagine how many there are with the billions of galaxies out there. Our planet cannot be the only one.

9/12/2011 11:38:19 AM

rw23

> According to statistical analysis( there's an equation-forget the name)

The Drake Equation. It's not actually that impressive. It's also 50 years out of date.

> Evolutionists have speculated that this hole or cavern “might be the sort of place that could support life.”

You undermine your own dismal attempt at an argument by conflating a place which might be able to support life with evolution. Couldn't your god have once magicked some Martian lifeforms up and they found a place where they could survive until today? Do you truly not have that much faith in your ultimate Extraterrestrial?



9/12/2011 5:37:15 PM

Anon2

Billions of dollars will be spent on what will be a fruitless search for extraterrestrial life

Unfortunately for humanity, the already meagre budget for space exploration was cut over and over again the last years.

But it is still a much better investment than to waste trillions of dollars on crusade wars intended to steal other nations resources or putting it directly into the pockets of greedy bankers.

Imagine where we could stand now would this money have been spent wisely and not so foolishly like it was the last decade.

9/12/2011 11:18:54 PM

Swede

Better spend billions of dollars on finding life on other planets, than on killing life on this planet.

9/13/2011 8:11:37 AM

Quantum Mechanic

That was hilarious.
Make up some more shit.

10/22/2012 11:52:46 AM
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