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What do the RCC [Roman Catholic Church], Orthodox [a Roman Catholic forum member] and Muslims hereticks have in common?

<p>They are all under the spell of the "Queen of Heaven" [The Virgin Mary].

<p>[Insert bible verses here] You see! There is a queen of heaven in the bible. God is not pleased when His people worship this devil!

bibleberean, 123 Christian Forums 22 Comments [5/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Crystal

Preach it!

5/20/2006 3:32:04 PM

Napoleon the Clown

I salute you! With one finger. Five guesses which one!

5/20/2006 11:32:54 PM

Julian

wimmin rrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiil !!!!

eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiil I say!

5/21/2006 12:15:52 AM

Matilde

This guy is living in a kind of bubble, doesn´t he?

9/6/2006 2:58:28 PM

David D.G.

If she is Queen of Heaven, that sounds pretty righteous to me. Why would she then be considered a \"devil\"?


~David D.G.

9/6/2006 4:23:30 PM

Matilde

We don´t worship Mary!!!, when did you get that shit?

10/2/2006 10:26:36 PM

Pariah

Yet Jesus has no problem with people calling his mother a devil?

2/21/2007 5:38:55 PM

David D.G.

Seriously, does anyone know why or how these eccentrics jump from Mary being, oh, the mother of God to being a DEVIL without skipping a beat or thinking of themselves as repudiating Jesus as the Messiah in the process?


~David D.G.

2/21/2007 6:12:05 PM

Raggy

Were you reading the bible upside down or something? What an idiot.

2/21/2007 6:25:31 PM

JP

Wait...Muslims are into Mary?
Also, insults land better when spelled correctly.

2/21/2007 8:07:01 PM

Kelaina

Catholics do NOT worship Mary. And uh...I haven't read a great deal of the Koran, but I'm pretty sure that Muslims do not worship Mary either.

Also? The Queen of Heaven is an ancient reference to the Sumerian goddess Inanna, the Egyptian goddess Isis, and the Hebrew/Moabite goddess Asherah/Ishtar.

2/22/2007 2:39:09 AM



Orthodox Christians are not "Roman Catholic forum members." We and the Catholic Church split apart centuries before a fellow named Martin Luther came along.

And yes, please explain how Jesus was the son of the devil, if that's what you're calling Mary.

11/14/2007 5:40:50 PM



Devil in Heaven? She's Jesus' mother for Christ's sake, show some respect.

7/17/2008 3:23:15 AM

apYrs

just for information: the entire "queen of heaven" thing, and intercession of saints, along with the iconography (ie idolatory) that went with it, was the way that the Xian church, as the newly established state religion, sought to capture the interest of the plebs of the eastern empire, and give them something like what they had under the previous pantheons. Same idea as for all the holy days.

So fundies are technically correct to rail against this stuff, but hypocrites not to accept that it's the only way their depressing religion really took hold

7/17/2008 7:07:29 AM

Anti - Dei

King of heaven is the almighty goodness-thingy, but queen of heaven is blasphemy?

8/9/2008 7:32:06 AM

Michael

Glad to hear that. We were beginning to think God was a homosexual since he never mention his wife.
"Virgin" Mary should actually read "Young Girl" Miriam.
The Greeks fucked up the transalation.
My job is translating ancient texts, and I've only been doing that for almost 56 years, so what do I know?

8/9/2008 12:15:15 PM

Canadiest

Actually, it's the total lack of females in the Christian Pantheon that has always bothered me.

8/10/2008 2:29:14 PM

Darth Vader... For Freedom

*Gulp* He'd probably shit his pants if he heard my theory that the Holy Spirit is 'God the Mother'.... ~_~

8/10/2008 2:31:16 PM

Ericm6

I think if the Christian god were real, people like you would be the ones he disliked most.

6/26/2009 1:04:23 PM

Natalie

Just because some people asked...Yes, Muslims do revere Mary. They even worship in her shrine in Israel, right alongside Christians. I can see why he'd think they "worship" her. They don't, and neither do Catholics.

6/26/2009 2:11:42 PM

Egg

Love the new spelling of "heretick".
Is that like magick?

6/26/2009 2:33:38 PM

VioletBeauregarde

@ Darth Vader...For Freedom: He probably would! His head would explode if he heard my theory about the Holy Spirit not being a person, but God's indwelling essence-and the real Trinity being Father, Mother and Son. *watches from a safe distance*
@ Everyone else:
Translation-"Ewwww, girls have cooties! Why do people think an icky girl can be God?"
@ OP: Screw you for calling Mary a devil! Jesus would kick your butt if he read this!

8/19/2012 11:47:00 AM
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