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[Reality does not seem to agree with your holy book, AV.]

Then reality can take a hike.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 89 Comments [4/1/2008 2:38:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave
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Eileen

No doubt he thought it was very witty. How can someone- oh, wait, it's AV1611VET. Nevermind.

4/1/2008 2:42:28 AM

Truthuser

Only problem is...you live in reality, if you want to or not.

4/1/2008 2:45:27 AM

Mattural Selection

It seems like reality has long since fled from old AV here.

He(/she/it?) is a staple of this site, and not once have they said anything that even remotely corresponds with the real world.

4/1/2008 2:47:10 AM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

Spoken like a true fundy...

4/1/2008 2:50:35 AM

agentCDE

Fundie in a nutshell.

4/1/2008 2:51:32 AM

epsilon

AV1611VET's motto

4/1/2008 2:53:05 AM

Osiris

I've been saying it sarcastically for years but the Bible > reality to these people.

4/1/2008 2:59:59 AM

Jack Bauer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

4/1/2008 3:03:43 AM

SimpleDon

"Then reality can take a hike."

In the dictionary under 'Christian fundamentalist'

4/1/2008 3:04:54 AM

MysticalChicken

...Wow.

4/1/2008 3:07:21 AM

Nowonmai

"Then reality can take a hike."

In your case, it already has.

4/1/2008 3:07:32 AM



Umm...Wow.

4/1/2008 3:10:31 AM

MM

What an arrogant prick.

I should be used to it from AV, but this one is just truly jaw-dropping in its stupidity and arrogance.

4/1/2008 3:14:33 AM

LOLKILLZ

Finally, someone admits it.

4/1/2008 3:16:40 AM

Sayna

"They keep pounding their fists on reality, hoping it will break..."

-Ani DiFranco

4/1/2008 3:19:00 AM



And I thoughtthat crowd frowned on Drugs? (I'm not too well versed in alternative ,means of denying reality)

4/1/2008 3:28:22 AM

Quasarsphere

Well, I'm not sure we need anything more from this muppet. He's finally come out and directly said what he's been indirectly saying for years!

4/1/2008 3:33:39 AM

MK

Wow.

Gravity hasn't been shown to exist.

Women cannot be women.

Stuff like that makes it nearly impossible to understand the minds of fundies.

Fortunately, we have AV1611VET, who, in spite of often being incomprehensible himself, here does an excellent job of translating fundie-to-English.

4/1/2008 3:36:04 AM

Antichrist

meh, it's AV1611VET ~ he'd shock me if he said anything that WASN'T fundie.

4/1/2008 3:38:25 AM

SpiderWeb

REALITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

4/1/2008 3:40:02 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Sadly, reality is omnipresent. Unlike some others I could name...

4/1/2008 4:15:17 AM

approximate

*falls off chair, choking with laughter

4/1/2008 4:40:02 AM

Julian

Reality's leaving someone waaaay behind!

4/1/2008 4:40:59 AM

plue

hahahaha.... classic line from AV1611VET.....

4/1/2008 4:45:29 AM

F

"Fundamentalism in a Nutshell" nthed.

4/1/2008 5:17:09 AM
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