[Reality does not seem to agree with your holy book, AV.]
Then reality can take a hike.
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It seems like reality has long since fled from old AV here.
He(/she/it?) is a staple of this site, and not once have they said anything that even remotely corresponds with the real world.
Wow.
Gravity hasn't been shown to exist.
Women cannot be women.
Stuff like that makes it nearly impossible to understand the minds of fundies.
Fortunately, we have AV1611VET, who, in spite of often being incomprehensible himself, here does an excellent job of translating fundie-to-English.
Come on, whats this post doing here? Doesn't it seem obvious he's a poe? If the stuff he says isn't obvious enough (He says stuff which make other fundies seem reasonoable), he even has a picture of Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine on his profile!
Its like hes trying to add more and more obvious elements to his character to see how long it takes people to figure out he's pulling everyones leg.
How many more reiterations of this quote are going to be submitted?
We get it, he's a retard. I'm only 5ing this one more time.
Only problem is...you live in reality, if you want to or not.
For some people, the mental machinery necessary to grasp that fact simply isn't there.
Honest.
Stupid, but honest.
And if you drive like that, one day you'll get broadsided, driving completely legally, and somehow it'll still be your fault.
Fundie in a Nutshell Award... not just of the year or decade, but of the whole darn Holocene!
With his unique blend of ignorance, idiocy and arrogance, AV1611VET truly is in a class by himself.
AV: "Then reality could take a hike!"
Reality: "I suppose I could... it's been years really...
AV: "And don't come back!"
Reality: "I couldn't possibly. What if gravity goes on the blink and no one is around to fix it?"
AV: "God could do it!"
Reality: "No! Last time I let him do anything, he turned up the surface tension of water to 11. I best keep an eye on."
"HUURRR I BELIEVE IN ME HOLY BOOK MORE THAN REALITY BLARGH KILL ME LAAAUGHHHHHHRRRGGG KILL MEEEEEE"
Sad. Sad, sad, sad. You know your religion is a lie yet you prefer to be stuck in the Matrix.
[Reality does not seem to agree with your holy book, AV.]
Then reality can take a hike.
No problem, sure, "AV161VET". Btw, here is a bottle of potassium cyanide. Reality says everybody who ingests more than 140 milligrams will die within seconds.
But your bible says that any true believer will not die:
Mark 16:17-18 And these signs shall follow them that believe; [...] and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them;
Will you drink a sip from potassium cyanide? If not, why not? Aren't you a true believer? Or do you rather trust reality in this case than your bible?
"Then reality can take a hike."
Must be cold in that river in Egypt, AV1611VET. Wet, too.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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