A few gems I enjoyed off that site...
While attending PCC, the number one measurement of your spiritual condition will be how well you obey the rules, and secondly, how much you turn in others who don't obey the rules.
Ah, but of course. The best way of making an effective, fascist rule is to turn the citizens against each other. When you can't trust your fellow man, you won't confide.
A swimming suit/shorts may not be worn while traveling to the beach, although there are no changing rooms at the men's required beach.
They're not even trying to make sense here. Just making it as difficult as possible, or at least unappealing for the students to have fun.
For White Glove weekend: "Men may wear jeans and collared shirts to breakfast this Saturday, [date of white glove], because of White Glove. Stone washed or acid washed denim should not be worn. Students must change immediately after breakfast."
Multi-colored polo shirts and khakis are acceptable "afternoon" dress (see the "Who's Who" section of the latest yearbook for examples); note, though, that this also applies to Saturday mornings, in which case the morning is converted to "afternoon" for clothing purposes. Sunday afternoon, though, is not "afternoon" for clothing purposes.
Completely, needlessly fussy.
It should be noted that at any time, the administration (or students authorized by the administration) may go through your room, unannounced, looking for anything unauthorized. Legally or not, this will include opening drawers and going through paperwork. You may or may not be present, and you may or may not be notified.
A landlord can't do this, why the hell should they be allowed to?
On weekdays, there are "quiet hours," during which you may not talk in the hall, close doors loudly, or sing in the shower.
Sing...in the shower...? Seriously?!
No local calls over 30 minutes.
The isolation factor here just SMACKS of Cult-like behavior.
No extra studying during exams.
WTF?!
As stated in the Student Handbook, leaving campus is a "privilege;" one which the administration will revoke as they see fit.
Do the words "Unlawful Confinement" mean anything to these people?
No more than twenty students may meet off-campus without specific permission.
What, do you think they're having rebel strategy meetings? Wait, given the austerity of the rules, I can't blame them.
No "paraphenelia" (posters, books, stickers, etc) associated with "non-passing" media is allowed in your dorm, on your person, or in your car.
The student's CAR?!
There is to be NO. . .
Having more than 8 people at a table in the Varsity Commons.
Back to those insurgents' meetings...
Lying or any form of deception (widely interpreted and applicable only to students).
But of course.
Attendance at a movie theater or unapproved concert/event.
What business is it of theirs'?!
And the shadowing is just downright wrong...