I have come up with a single mathematical equation that proves God's existance?
God=Love
Proof:
we agree that God is Love.
we know that Love exists.
so, God exists.
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We agree that God is love.
We agree that love is blind.
We agree that Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. Shout glory.
(Yes, I know it's ancient, but it fits here.)
Allah=Love
Proof:
we agree that Allah is Love.
we know that Love exists.
so, Allah exists.
Now do you understand that the phrase "logical fallacy" means?
If A then B.
B.
Therefore A.
All suicide victims are dead.
Lincoln is dead.
Therefore, Lincoln committed suicide.
Uh, i'm pretty sure this is called "affirming the consequent," and is a logical fallacy. (thanks entry-level philosophy!)
FAIL.
Its very dangerous to base your "beliefs" on logic.
“we agree that God is Love.
we know that Love exists.
so, God exists.”
(a) If Love exists without God, then God doesn’t exist.
Since we know Atheists Love, we know that you can take an E and feel love, We know many “godless” peoples throughout the ages, from the love poetry of Sapho & Catalus , to the love of man on man in the sacred band of Thebes etc.
Ergo since (a) is proved ,
Q.E.D, god does not.
we agree that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made of pasta.
we know that pasta exists.
so, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
oooh, another one:
we agree Keanu Reaves is an actor.
we know good actors exist.
so, Keanu Reaves is a good actor.
(About as true as his proof)
"I have come up with a single mathematical equation that proves God's existance?"
How is that mathematics? And now you want me to take the rest of your post seriously, don't you?
I have come up with a single mathematical equation that proves there is no god?
God=Mass figment of imagination
Proof:
we agree that god if a figment of imagination
we know that imagination is not real
so, god is not real
Disagree with both premises. The first premise already assumes that God exists in order to attribute him to the quality of love, along with the fact that no-one outside of Christianity would agree with this little nugget of wisdom anyway. The second premise depends on the definitions of the word "love", and "exist", because love is not a physical entity, and many of our concepts of what love actually is are simply ideals that, in reality, do not occur.
In order to make the statement true, the words "god" and "love" must be first defined. Simply, God and Love must be first proven to exist.
Love may be loosely defined as a value assigned by an individual to individuals, objects, or situations in his environment. The assignment of this value gives pleasure to the individual assigning it. We can , therefore, say without being too far off, that Love is the product of an individual's imagination. Hence, Love is imaginary.
So statement should read, if we are trying for a less silly logics exercise:
God = Love
Love is imaginary.
Therefore, God is imaginary.
(For dbu's info, his/her "proof" is not mathematics. It's a Hallmark card sentiment.)
Your proof is incomplete, which makes it no proof at all. Prove god is love. His track record in the bible will make this more difficult than you might hope.
You will also find difficulty in proving that god, a pattern of behavour constituting sentience the size of the universe that somehow exists continuously without any measurable matter or energy to arise out of, is identical to a nonsentient pattern that arises out of the interaction of various chemical and electrical energies in the matter of the human brain, and is constantly coming into existence and subsequently ceasing to exist in individual, separate human beings on the surface of one small planet within that universe.
@werewolf:
Yes. God = Love
Therefore, God is an irrational psychological device that evolved in humans to protect ourselves from the harsh fact that there is no afterlife, nothing you do matters, and eventually everybody will die, including you.
Also, God is supposedly the only thing strong enough to break curses and suchforth and make Snape kill Dumbledore.
I am the god of war,
war exists, therefore I exist !
BUAHAHHAHAHA...I laugh in the face of love. Love conquers, too, but war's more fun...you fundies would dig me
"I have come up with a single mathematical equation that proves God's existance?"
This seems to be a question, so I will answer it. No.
I think your problem is in your first statement. Not everyone agrees that God is love.
Math's not your strong point is it.......
x=1
y=1
x=y
-x^2= -xy
y^2-x^2 = y^2-xy
(y+x)(y-x) = y(y-x)
y+x=y
1+1=1
therefore 2=1
There you go, mathematical proof that one apple is the same as two apples. And trust me, that math is a hell of a lot better than what you did.
I always love that proof
Still waiting for the math part.... *sigh*
I did horribly in math, but at least I gave it an effort, this is just stupid.
heh, the comment on the question:
"Everybody poops
God made everybody in his own image
Therefore, God is made out of poop"
My version, cribbed from Woody Allen:
1. All men are mortal.
2. Socrates is a man.
ergo:
3. All men are Socrates.
Yah. Makes as much sense as this cunt's version.
God is a stupid concept...
Stupid people believe stupid things...
Some stupid people stupidly believe God exists...
God is negative.
God is imaginary.
God is square.
Therefore, if God roots, let God = i
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or
God is a number of things.
God is negative.
God roots.
God is square.
The square root of a negative number of things is imaginary.
Thus, God is imaginary...
When I was in class today, I managed to formulate proof this fundie might find a little surprising.
We agree God is love.
We know love is blind.
Two of my roleplay charecters are blind.
Therefore, my roleplay charecters are God.
We agree I created and control my roleplay charecters.
Therefore...
I CREATED GOD. I CONTROL GOD. PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!
"we agree that God is Love.
we know that Love exists.
so, God exists."
Well, I love boobs.
God=Love
Love=Boobs
So, therefore, God=Boobs
Ya know what? I could dig on a religion that worships boobs.
Using that logic, the Goddess is also real.
The goddess, mother, is love.
Love exists, or should.
Therefor, the Goddess exists.
You missed the step where you have to convince everyone in the world to agree that God is indeed Love.
First you must convince everyone that it's your particular deity, no-one else, that is Love.
We agree that humans have invented lots and lots of gods.
We know that love exists, but we also know that hate exists.
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Nope, there is no correlation there. Sorry.
God is love.
Love is blind.
Azathoth is known as the Blind Idiot God.
Therefore, Azathoth is love.
Although I'm not sure if that makes Stevie Wonder Azathoth, since he's not an idiot.
1- We Atheists agree that the Biblegod is Hate
2- We Atheists know that Fred Phelps exists:
image
3- Isaiah 55:8: 'My thoughts are not your thoughts' So which deity died and made YOU lot Lord God Almighty?
4- God = Hate .
5- ?????
6- God doesn't exist. Otherwise all Christians - No Exceptions - would be exactly like the Quakers/Unitarian Universalists: hyper -tolerant, and unopinionated.
God is an asshole, actually, so no. Especially the Old Testament God.
Satan is Love.
Love is in your head.
Satan is whispering in you ear. He says scary things.
"we agree that God is Love."
- Not if we've read the Book of Joshua
"we know that Love exists."
- Yes, and what your god ordered the Israelites to do in Joshua has nothing to do with love
"so, God exists."
- If so, I wonder whose massacre it will order next
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