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I have come up with a single mathematical equation that proves God's existance?
God=Love

Proof:
we agree that God is Love.
we know that Love exists.
so, God exists.

dbu_44240, Yahoo Answers 99 Comments [4/1/2008 2:43:40 PM]
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God=Everything
We agree that god is everything
Shit is part of everything.
God is shit.

4/3/2008 4:12:01 AM

jarrad

that isnt even maths.
love is not god.
love is a feeling

4/3/2008 4:28:39 AM

jarrad

annnnd!!!!
i agree with the person above, hahahaha shit :D

4/3/2008 4:40:51 AM

TurdLeader

Proof:
We agree that Chuck Norris is Muscles.
We know that Muscles exist.
So, Chuck Norris exists.

4/6/2008 6:41:15 AM

anti-nonsense

Affirming the consequent and begging the question for the lose!

(thanks Critical Thinking course)

4/6/2008 7:09:39 AM

Palvino

We all know that sex is good. We all know that rape exists as sex. Therefore
RAPE = GOOD

4/9/2008 3:59:48 AM

Kris Kringle

Proof:

Do be do be do is part of a Frank Sinatra song
We agree songs exist

Therefore

Frank Sinatra is God!!

4/9/2008 5:00:59 AM

Kitourahime

Using that logic, the Goddess is also real.
The goddess, mother, is love.
Love exists, or should.
Therefor, the Goddess exists.

4/10/2008 11:23:59 AM

Heather

What if we don't agree that God is Love?

4/10/2008 12:32:46 PM



We agree that insects have to have more than four legs to be an insect.
Spiders have more than four legs.
Therefore, a spider is an insect.

NO!

YOU FAIL.

4/25/2008 4:05:53 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You didn't come up with that.
You lied.

You will burn in hell forever.

8/15/2012 1:31:53 PM



we do NOT agree that God is love. No.

We agree that God has personally killed more people than anything else on this planet.

8/15/2012 4:32:45 PM



We agree that the god you describe is an insane genocidal bigot.

So since genocide and bigotry exist... I guess that means we are all fucked?

3/27/2013 9:56:06 PM

Swede

You missed the step where you have to convince everyone in the world to agree that God is indeed Love.
First you must convince everyone that it's your particular deity, no-one else, that is Love.

We agree that humans have invented lots and lots of gods.
We know that love exists, but we also know that hate exists.
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Nope, there is no correlation there. Sorry.

3/28/2013 12:43:31 AM

Justanotheratheist

All you have proven is that you are an imbecile.

3/28/2013 4:21:28 AM

Mix Master Mikaeus

God is love.
Love is blind.
Azathoth is known as the Blind Idiot God.
Therefore, Azathoth is love.

Although I'm not sure if that makes Stevie Wonder Azathoth, since he's not an idiot.

3/28/2013 10:57:47 AM

Blarghonius

It's like trying to fly a plane, but trying to use lead bricks instead of fuel.

3/28/2013 4:11:22 PM



we agree that God is Love ? no, sorry


3/29/2013 2:45:46 PM

Inksci

When did "we" come to the mutual consensus that God is love anyway? I never agreed to this! Hell, your fundie buddies think that God is an evil Angry mass murderer that hates everyone that opposes their agendas... Like a magical attack dog they can sic on athiests.

6/19/2013 12:55:44 AM

John Q. Public

Haruhi is God.
God exists (by your proof).
Ergo, HARUHI SUZUMIYA EXISTS.
QED.

9/28/2013 9:01:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

1- We Atheists agree that the Biblegod is Hate

2- We Atheists know that Fred Phelps exists:



3- Isaiah 55:8: 'My thoughts are not your thoughts' So which deity died and made YOU lot Lord God Almighty?

4- God = Hate.

5- ?????

6- God doesn't exist. Otherwise all Christians - No Exceptions[/i] - would be exactly like the Quakers/Unitarian Universalists: hyper-tolerant, and unopinionated.

9/28/2013 12:09:05 PM

GuesssWho

God is an asshole, actually, so no. Especially the Old Testament God.

Satan is Love.
Love is in your head.
Satan is whispering in you ear. He says scary things.

11/29/2013 7:39:14 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"we agree that God is Love."

- Not if we've read the Book of Joshua


"we know that Love exists."

- Yes, and what your god ordered the Israelites to do in Joshua has nothing to do with love


"so, God exists."

- If so, I wonder whose massacre it will order next

11/29/2013 8:14:48 PM

DAR31337

What insane breed of "logic" is this?!

12/9/2013 12:22:17 PM
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