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The Bible is from our Lords understanding and knowledge. If we can't fit the Bible and science together then it means that science is wrong, since the Bible is NEVER wrong!

Youth of Christ, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

Sorry, if Jesus was alive today he'd fail science and be flipping burgers as a career!

6/2/2006 4:45:09 AM

Napoleon the Clown

How do you know that the Bible is true? Because it says so? Well, guess what? The novel Moby Dick claims to be true!

6/2/2006 8:43:20 AM

David D.G.

Does anyone else hear the shrillness in this poster's voice, or see the glazed gleam of madness in the poster's eyes?

This is downright chilling; anyone with such a delusion-based mentality is dangerous.


~David D.G.

6/2/2006 2:21:30 PM

Crosis

If the Bible is never wrong, some axioms of logic have a bit of catching up to do. Taking the Bible literally would require you to violate the Law of Non-Contradiction.

6/3/2006 8:19:47 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

The Bible is from people who wanted to control the minds of others. If we can't fit the Bible and science together then it means that the Bible is wrong, since science is TESTED AND SHOWN to be right!

Fixed it.

3/8/2008 4:54:48 PM



That is a closed minded way of looking at proven, systematic methods of learning and understanding.

8/1/2008 3:36:09 PM

Justanotheratheist

Still waiting for a four legged insect to be found....

11/20/2010 10:30:21 AM

Swede

So, did God create man and then the animals, or the animals and then man?
If the Bible is NEVER wrong, it should be crystal clear on this point, right?
Must a man marry his brother's widow, or is that forbidden?
How did Judas Iscariot die?
How many were at Jesus' tomb?
You'd think, if the Bible is NEVER wrong, it would never be contradictory either.

11/20/2010 3:14:02 PM



Bible is true because the bible says it is true.

11/26/2012 11:48:44 PM

anti-nonsense

Have you ever seen a rabbit chew cud?

11/27/2012 2:08:56 AM

Kuno

Again, how do people like that explain the two different creation tales in Genesis 1 and 2?

Forget science disagreeing with the bible, the bible itself disagrees with the bible!

11/27/2012 3:54:41 AM

Dr.Shrinker

The synoptic gospels say that Jesus was crucified after Passover began (the last supper being a Passover sedar). The gospel according to John says that Jesus was crucified the day before Passover began. Unless Jesus was crucified twice, the either John or the other three gospels are wrong.

Believe me, accepting that the bible contains errors is a lot easier after you have actually read it.

11/27/2012 8:35:37 AM

xyz

According to the Bible, the earth is flat, it doesn't move, it rests on pillars, the sun orbits the earth, etc.
So tell me, if science is so wrong about these things, why do satellites work? If the earth is flat, then satellites shouldn't be able to orbit the earth. How do you suppose they work?

11/27/2012 5:47:53 PM

anothga

"... since the Bible is NEVER wrong!"

Lex Luthor: "Heh heh heh- WRONG!"

4/2/2013 2:14:11 PM
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