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Considering that the Bible was written by someone who was there when the the world was made (in fact, He made the world), I find that far more reliable than the philosophically biased statements of people who want to make the Creator obsolete.

jazzact13, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

Moses created the world, that's a new one!


10/9/2006 7:20:02 AM

David D.G.

Nonsense. The Bible did not have just one author; and none of those authors, being human, could possibly have been here when the Earth came into being, let alone could have created it. You're a fine one to accuse others of \"philosophical bias\"!


~David D.G.

10/9/2006 2:39:16 PM

ketzu

The bible was written by men - get over it.

5/29/2009 4:35:56 PM

Chris

The bible was NOT written by God. It doesn't even claim to be written by God. It claims to be written by fallible human beings who claim that they were inspired by God. See the difference?

5/29/2009 4:52:05 PM

JDC1

Okay, so who was it?
Who was there when the world was made?
If you say it was God, then why are so
many books in the Bible named after people
who were NOT there at the time of creation?

5/30/2009 11:35:57 AM

rw23

Has god's autograph ever been faked?

No? Are you sure?

5/30/2009 4:21:15 PM

Sweet Fancy Moses

Funny how he was there at the beginning of the world but really hasn't been seen since.

5/19/2010 1:19:34 AM

GigaGuess

If God wrote it, then why is it written in the third person?

5/19/2010 5:59:37 AM

Angua

@Julian

Brilliant!

These people don't even know their own mythology. Incredible.

I can't believe I never thought of that particular one before. If Moses wrote the first five books in the Bible, then he would have written the first book of the Bible . . . and it's the beginning of Genesis that describes God creating the world. It's so obvious, the idea that the Bible was written by God directly contradicts their own mythology. And I'd never put two and two together and realized it before now. Thanks, Julian! If anyone ever tries to make this stupid claim to me again, I think I'll probably steal your response.

5/19/2010 12:39:43 PM

Swede

How come there are scriptures and cave paintings that predates the Bible?
And how come the first and second chapters of Genesis contradict each other? Was/is God fallible? Or whatever the opposite of infallible is...

5/19/2010 12:50:00 PM

Charmaynard

Ok, I've got a question for you. What about the Council of Nicea, where they decided what books were in the bible and which ones weren't. And, as Christians tell us, the Bible is the word of God. But the council of Nicea was editing the word of God. So, the Bible that is used today, has been edited, censored, and rewritten.

5/21/2010 8:03:59 AM

Brianisha

thats.......bullshit.....just like the bible.

5/21/2010 10:08:20 AM



King James made the world? Never heard that one before...

7/19/2011 9:45:08 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Lie much?

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